
Envidreamz
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Freshman flu is just Covid with a campus nickname. “You’ll get used to it. Sick every month until January.” “October to March, on and off.” “Haven’t even been here a month and I’m sick again.” They are not building immunity. They are collecting Covid infections and calling it tradition.
Envidreamz48,520 views • 8 days ago

2 days before the wedding she was in bed, with tissues stacked on her chest, telling everyone she might die this hour. “Worst cold or flu of my life.” Reception footage says otherwise. She danced with her dad. The room clapped. Everybody probably took home an unwanted party favor home. We are still in a Covid wave. 😵💫
Envidreamz30,919 views • 7 days ago

She is “dying” from whatever this “cold thing” is, so she ordered 3 new air purifiers, new sheets, new pillows, a new comforter, and a new mattress protector. She is convinced the old ones did it and made her sick. “What else could it be?” she asks. 🤔 Then she remembers her 2 year old coughed directly into her mouth 2 days ago, and that is when “I knew was screwed.” The sheets were never the problem. It was the toddler with Covid. Case closed. ABC.
Envidreamz15,692 views • 4 days ago

She had Covid on a random Monday and said “having Covid in 2026 is lowkey embarrassing.” A few days later, she was filming a “good morning world” thirst trap in public, and by the next day she was elbow deep in strangers hair working as a hair stylist. Self obsessed people are making sure the whole salon and world gets the new Covid variant too. This is why Covid will never leave.
Envidreamz47,928 views • 15 days ago

Wanna know how to know it's Covid before a test is positive? Sign #1: THE WEIRD They never say "I have sore throat.”They say "weird." Example: "My throat feels weird. Like scratchy itchy weird." Sign #2: THE EXCUSE Example: "I dunno, I thought it was allergies or the weather or whatever..." Sign # 3: THE FUNNIES They think something about their illness is funny. They might put laughing emojis ”😂“ or “lol” next to something they are in reality suffering with. Example: “I have Covid in 2026 lol” If you hear #1 THE WEIRD followed by #2 THE EXCUSE and finishing with #3 THE FUNNIES pay attention. That's how Covid starts.
Envidreamz44,419 views • 1 month ago

Kids are the superspreaders. Nobody wants to hear that. The truth is painful and it does not care if you are offended. The people who live with kids, teach kids, or work around kids are the ones getting Covid again and again and again at the highest rates. Every wave. Every year. Still.
Envidreamz15,422 views • 28 days ago

A German girl in China has been sick with a bad cough for 3 weeks. She goes to a neighborhood clinic and gets diagnosed with Mycoplasma pneumonia, also called walking pneumonia. She sits for a IV infusion while chatting away about the World Cup. These lingering infections keep showing up. Could this signal another Covid wave in China right now?
Envidreamz20,089 views • 2 months ago

They just turned the AC back on after winter and BOOM! Straight up caught the “A/C Cold.” Throat on fire, cough, and chest pain. The whole summer ruined. Bro said it’s the air conditioner, not Covid making its summer rounds. People really out here renaming Covid like it’s a new menu item. 😂 Who else catching this “seasonal chill” every July?
Envidreamz18,150 views • 2 months ago

People are just now realizing that Covid didn’t leave and that it just moved into the school system. A parent asked, “At what point does school stop making your kids sick? Or is this just what school is now?” He says they should call preschool “exposure therapy” bc kids leave home healthy and come back the next day at urgent care. And then he asks… “Is this what the next 15 years of school look like?!” A cycle of Covid infections disguised as childhood normal in 2026. Because if that is the future then we should stop pretending this is education and start calling it what it is!! A long term Covid experiment that starts with kids and their parents!!
Envidreamz31,040 views • 8 months ago

Having kids during the Covid lockdown in 2020 was realizing the real super spreaders were never strangers. It was the toddler who lives in your house and coughs directly into your mouth. Fortunately he is fine. Meanwhile I’m scheduling heart surgery. Parents didn’t create life. We created super spreaders. #LongCovidParents #PandemicKids
Envidreamz21,351 views • 8 months ago
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