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there’s something off about the way Clav smokes but I can’t quite put my finger on it

there’s something off about the way Clav smokes but I can’t quite put my finger on it

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the catholic church is rapidly losing ground in Brazil to American-style evangelical churches, and the reason is incredibly obvious

the catholic church is rapidly losing ground in Brazil to American-style evangelical churches, and the reason is incredibly obvious

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how your girlfriend looks at "her rapist" after running into him in the grocery store a year and a half later

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how your girlfriend looks at "her rapist" after running into him in the grocery store a year and a half later

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for some strange reason, every Gundam-Style anime EVER requires their female characters to pilot the mecha via The Contraption

for some strange reason, every Gundam-Style anime EVER requires their female characters to pilot the mecha via The Contraption

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are americans starting to realize they can just sit outside with their friends, wear loafers, eat together, smoke a cigarette, have a coffee and maybe even a cheeky drink, but IN AMERICA, and that they don’t need to drop $10k+ on an eight day european vacation to do these things?

are americans starting to realize they can just sit outside with their friends, wear loafers, eat together, smoke a cigarette, have a coffee and maybe even a cheeky drink, but IN AMERICA, and that they don’t need to drop $10k+ on an eight day european vacation to do these things?

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your investment property 45 seconds after you hit "accept booking" to an Airbnb request from LebronJamesHairline (discriminating against guests is illegal under US law and against Airbnb terms of service)

your investment property 45 seconds after you hit "accept booking" to an Airbnb request from LebronJamesHairline (discriminating against guests is illegal under US law and against Airbnb terms of service)

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There are Types of Mexican, and the ones from this region often have very pale, porcelain doll complexions and tend to hit the gym hard

There are Types of Mexican, and the ones from this region often have very pale, porcelain doll complexions and tend to hit the gym hard

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indonesian muslim bride shaking her husbands hand for the first time this is also the first time she has ever touched any man outside of her family

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indonesian muslim bride shaking her husbands hand for the first time this is also the first time she has ever touched any man outside of her family

3,310,532 views

what did the Dutch Winter Olympic Committee mean by this uniform design

what did the Dutch Winter Olympic Committee mean by this uniform design

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I've been seeing a lot of "Korean Baseball Fancam Footage" on here, and just want to remind people we actually have that in America too

I've been seeing a lot of "Korean Baseball Fancam Footage" on here, and just want to remind people we actually have that in America too

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“no bro trust me, this toxic nonstick is different, its safe cause it has like, ridges bro” people will do anything and fall for any gimmick instead of just using a stainless steel pan

“no bro trust me, this toxic nonstick is different, its safe cause it has like, ridges bro” people will do anything and fall for any gimmick instead of just using a stainless steel pan

4,839,316 views

hundreds of Gio Scotti Towel Boy posts and yet none of them dare to touch the real Third Rail

hundreds of Gio Scotti Towel Boy posts and yet none of them dare to touch the real Third Rail

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there’s a joke going around Spanish language internet: “Americans are mad Bad Bunny is singing in Spanish at the super bowl and they can’t understand him… but neither can we” (slurred/lispy Puerto Rican Spanish, and Bah Bohnay’s accent in particular, is famously impenetrable)

there’s a joke going around Spanish language internet: “Americans are mad Bad Bunny is singing in Spanish at the super bowl and they can’t understand him… but neither can we” (slurred/lispy Puerto Rican Spanish, and Bah Bohnay’s accent in particular, is famously impenetrable)

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Can you imagine crippling yourself for life for to go from 5'9 to 6'4

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Can you imagine crippling yourself for life for to go from 5'9 to 6'4

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When you read about the early history of the Spanish conquest of the Americas, you realize Certain Things about Latin America... From Michele de Cuneo, a Spanish nobleman in Columbus’s second expedition to the Americas: "While I was in the boat, I captured a very beautiful woman, whom the Lord Admiral [Columbus] gave to me. When I had taken her to my cabin she was naked — as was their custom. I was filled with a desire to take my pleasure with her and attempted to satisfy my desire. She was unwilling, and so treated me with her nails that I wished I had never begun. I then took a piece of rope and whipped her soundly, and she let forth such incredible screams that you would not have believed your ears. Eventually we came to such terms, I assure you, that you would have thought she had been brought up in a school for whores."

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When you read about the early history of the Spanish conquest of the Americas, you realize Certain Things about Latin America... From Michele de Cuneo, a Spanish nobleman in Columbus’s second expedition to the Americas: "While I was in the boat, I captured a very beautiful woman, whom the Lord Admiral [Columbus] gave to me. When I had taken her to my cabin she was naked — as was their custom. I was filled with a desire to take my pleasure with her and attempted to satisfy my desire. She was unwilling, and so treated me with her nails that I wished I had never begun. I then took a piece of rope and whipped her soundly, and she let forth such incredible screams that you would not have believed your ears. Eventually we came to such terms, I assure you, that you would have thought she had been brought up in a school for whores."

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I learned literally today there is a cousin of the puffer fish called the "boxfish" whose defense mechanism isn't spines or poison but incredibly thick and strong hexagonal scales

I learned literally today there is a cousin of the puffer fish called the "boxfish" whose defense mechanism isn't spines or poison but incredibly thick and strong hexagonal scales

2,738,348 views

Chinese are now making AI edits of MacArthur as vengeful horror movie antagonist, taking out his wrath on Emperor Hirohito

Chinese are now making AI edits of MacArthur as vengeful horror movie antagonist, taking out his wrath on Emperor Hirohito

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there are worse things than being alone

there are worse things than being alone

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one of the great tragedies of the Internet Era is a global flattening... thots from burma or suriname or kenya look like they could be in suburban Ohio or London or San Jose, just a world completely drained of charm

one of the great tragedies of the Internet Era is a global flattening... thots from burma or suriname or kenya look like they could be in suburban Ohio or London or San Jose, just a world completely drained of charm

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☀️AliquisNovus☀️ look man i uhh uhhhh i uhh

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☀️AliquisNovus☀️ look man i uhh uhhhh i uhh

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>"i prefer bodies like this over the gym-ripped ones" same woman by the way
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>"i prefer bodies like this over the gym-ripped ones" same woman by the way

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24,278,196 views • 1 month ago

the bar for dating in america really is "Please Just Don't be Fat"
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the bar for dating in america really is "Please Just Don't be Fat"

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1,236,769 views • 9 days ago

"I wonder why so many young men are doing everything they can to drop out of normie wageсuсk society and leave the country"
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"I wonder why so many young men are doing everything they can to drop out of normie wageсuсk society and leave the country"

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2,304,635 views • 18 days ago

let me introduce you to the genre of “Female Comedy” there are no real “jokes” in the traditional sense of the word… just repeating platitudes and flattery that women want to hear, combined with a laugh track to signal Group Approval
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let me introduce you to the genre of “Female Comedy” there are no real “jokes” in the traditional sense of the word… just repeating platitudes and flattery that women want to hear, combined with a laugh track to signal Group Approval

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114,394 views • 2 days ago

POV: you are a 20 year old otaku junior enlisted airman, and you've decided to attend an Anime Convention near your base in northern virginia. you have never seen cosplayers this friendly or beautiful in your life, but oddly enough all of them speak Chinese instead of Japanese.
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POV: you are a 20 year old otaku junior enlisted airman, and you've decided to attend an Anime Convention near your base in northern virginia. you have never seen cosplayers this friendly or beautiful in your life, but oddly enough all of them speak Chinese instead of Japanese.

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4,142,709 views • 1 month ago

I wonder what bro did in a past life to be subjected to this
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I wonder what bro did in a past life to be subjected to this

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4,726,605 views • 2 months ago

Peoria is like if the “What is a Slump Buster” meme was a city
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Peoria is like if the “What is a Slump Buster” meme was a city

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3,936,060 views • 2 months ago

Americans and Chinese are spiritually brothers in many ways, but especially because they both absolutely love using horrifyingly toxic chemicals and flimsy construction in the name of minor convenience
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Americans and Chinese are spiritually brothers in many ways, but especially because they both absolutely love using horrifyingly toxic chemicals and flimsy construction in the name of minor convenience

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13,390,899 views • 10 months ago

WELL WELL WELL 🤨
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WELL WELL WELL 🤨

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2,357,856 views • 2 months ago

its staggering to me that this kind of callous, shallow recklessness is legal
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its staggering to me that this kind of callous, shallow recklessness is legal

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12,633,987 views • 10 months ago

Indians will tell you there is no difference between these two videos
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Indians will tell you there is no difference between these two videos

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8,563,922 views • 7 months ago

I'm calling for a total shutdown of Improv Americans until we can figure out what the HELL is GOING ON
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I'm calling for a total shutdown of Improv Americans until we can figure out what the HELL is GOING ON

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260,670 views • 12 days ago

it's staggering to me that this kind of callous, shallow recklessness is legal
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it's staggering to me that this kind of callous, shallow recklessness is legal

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6,355,220 views • 7 months ago

tragically this kind of good-natured, bookish, but Utterly Plain woman has been genocide’d out of existence in every generation since Millennials, they turned into FtMs or some variety of “queer”; piercings and dyed hair, once mellow personalities now totally sour and unbearable
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tragically this kind of good-natured, bookish, but Utterly Plain woman has been genocide’d out of existence in every generation since Millennials, they turned into FtMs or some variety of “queer”; piercings and dyed hair, once mellow personalities now totally sour and unbearable

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52,200 views • 3 days ago

who do i have to vote for to see these people publicly flogged and put in jail
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who do i have to vote for to see these people publicly flogged and put in jail

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1,575,956 views • 2 months ago

Casual Racism: close-mindedness, lame personal anecdotes, boring overused slurs Professional Racism: knowing, with 98% certainty, that the man who did this is Vietnamese
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Casual Racism: close-mindedness, lame personal anecdotes, boring overused slurs Professional Racism: knowing, with 98% certainty, that the man who did this is Vietnamese

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642,636 views • 1 month ago

Atlanta is a laboratory in which the most advanced and modern new wiggеrs are being constantly formulated and updated
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Atlanta is a laboratory in which the most advanced and modern new wiggеrs are being constantly formulated and updated

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4,621,546 views • 6 months ago

The "real world" ended at the start of the 20th century, we've just been living in Hell all along.
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The "real world" ended at the start of the 20th century, we've just been living in Hell all along.

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5,628,471 views • 7 months ago

"just move to the small town, work the $50k/yr job, buy the $120k former methlab" Yeah sure, that sounds great until you realize what the dating pool is limited to, that even a woman like this is a rare unicorn, viciously fought over.
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"just move to the small town, work the $50k/yr job, buy the $120k former methlab" Yeah sure, that sounds great until you realize what the dating pool is limited to, that even a woman like this is a rare unicorn, viciously fought over.

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6,657,538 views • 9 months ago

in my mid-20s I briefly dated a teacher at a "disadvantaged" urban public school. One day at her house I saw her making "Slime" for "her" kids (all in high school, mind you)... most of whom she'd told me COULDN'T READ AT A SECOND GRADE LEVEL "what, anon? All the teachers do it"
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in my mid-20s I briefly dated a teacher at a "disadvantaged" urban public school. One day at her house I saw her making "Slime" for "her" kids (all in high school, mind you)... most of whom she'd told me COULDN'T READ AT A SECOND GRADE LEVEL "what, anon? All the teachers do it"

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3,960,583 views • 6 months ago