
Espy
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Mob Umamusume A: Hey, hey, Rulership and Trainer! Did you hear about the festival? They say it's happening at the nearby shrine starting this evening~♪ Rulership: ...A festival, you say? Rulership in her mind: Not bad. I'm not fond of crowded places, but it's a rare opportunity. Rulership in her mind: Besides... if I share a quintessential summer experience with Trainer, our relationship will surely become rock-solid. Rulership in her mind: Heh... perfect timing on that intel. Given this momentum, naturally...! ---------A FEW MOMENT LATER---------- Late at night, as I was working on my laptop, I noticed Rulership staring at me with a stern expression. Trainer: Huh, is something wrong? Rulership: No... I'm just concerned about you overworking. It'd be trouble if my right-hand man collapsed. Working non-stop since noon drops your efficiency anyway. You should really take a breather. Trainer: A breather, huh. Hmm, I suppose you're right... Rulership: (Hey, why isn't it clicking... don't tell me they forgot about the festival entirely?! Ugh, totally off my script...!) Rulership stares at me with a distinctly moody face. Suddenly, an idea hits me. Trainer: By any chance, were you looking for someone to play video games with? Rulership: That's not it... think more logically! Why can't you figure this out...! Trainer: W-Wait, what...!? Rulership: Look, earlier today... when we were training. Was there really nothing that caught your attention? Trainer: Training? It's not... an injury, is it? Rulership: ~ggggh...! Rulership: Heh... hahaha... What is this? Is this your character trait? Like 'immune to all hints unless shot directly from the front' or something? Trainer: ... Rulership: Aaaaaggh! Fine! F-E-S-T-I-V-A-L! The festival! I'm telling you I want to go! You idiot---!! Trainer: W-Wait, what?! Why all of a sudden...!? Rulership: W-What do you mean 'why'?! Do I need a reason...? Are you really only interested in my running or my gaming skills...? It doesn't even have to be the festival... I just wanted to make memories, you know? It's summer break before training camp...! Let's go together! Come on~! Stunned by her unexpected words, I was completely taken aback. I had assumed she had zero interest. If that's the case... Trainer: You should have just told me! Rulership: ...!
Espy145,129 views • 1 month ago

Rulership: Phew... Time to take a breather. Oh, right... Trainer isn't logged in. Rulership: What's the deal, working again? Even though it's their trainee's rest day... Rulership: Let me see... 'Are you free right now?' ...Nah, that makes me look like the bored one. 'What are you doing?' ...Hmm, wouldn't they just ask 'Why?' Rulership: ...Wait, what should I even send...? ------FEW IMBECILLE THINKING LATER----- Rulership peeking at trainer's room: (...Yep, definitely seems busy with work. Ughhh... what do I do... Knock on the door? Nah, that's...) -------INSIDE THE TRAINER'S ROOM------- That afternoon, I was plowing through a mountain of backed-up paperwork. Precisely because it was Rulership's day off, I wanted to get everything cleared away. Trainer: Alright! That's a good stopping point! I figured I'd grab a coffee and take a short break. But as soon as I stepped out into the hallway— Rulership: Whoa! T-Trainer!? Rulership was standing right outside the door. Had she just arrived at the trainer's room? Trainer: What's wrong? Did something happen? Rulership: What do you mean 'did something happen'? I was just passing by, okay? Hahaha, isn't that obvious just by looking? ...Well then, excuse me. Trainer: (...?) --------IN RULERSHIP'S NEET ROOM------- Rulership: That was way too close...! If they figured out I was just pacing around out there for no reason, how embarrassing would that be...! Ugh, what do I usually do at times like this? Uhhh... hmmm... Rulership: I mean, is there even any point in meeting up when I don't have business with them...? Yes, there is! Of course there is! Good communication is essential for racing, isn't it? But still, getting too friendly might be a bit much... It's easy enough for me to reach out, but... Rulership: (Just picture it. If someone like me ran up to them like a needy little puppy for no reason at all...) Rulership's Fantasy: Trainer! Ehehe, I came to see you~♪ Trainer in Rulership's Fantasy: Uh, what's with you all of a sudden? I didn't know Rulership was like this... Rulership: EWWWWWWW!! No way! That's way too lame! I could never recover from that!!
Espy92,140 views • 1 month ago

Rulership: Gahhh...! No way! That is so embarrassing! I'll never recover from this!! Rulership: My image as "cool domi" is going to be totally destroyed! Everything I've built up until now...! Rulership: I must defend my dignity at all costs... If I lose their respect, it could undermine my Trainer’s morale. This calls for a strategy— Rulership's mind: I’ll increase our contact while maintaining the upper hand. My objective is… a relationship where we can meet even when neither of us has a reason to! Rulership's mind: Heh... heh heh... Interesting. Game on! Rulership's mind: Pulling myself together, time to map out concrete steps. Now then, how do I make a natural approach...? Trainer: Heyyy, Ruler! You in there? Rulership: GAAAHHHHH--!!
Espy83,192 views • 1 month ago

Air Groove: I hear you scored quite well on the last test, Aruvu. Good work… Unlike you, Rulership. Air Groove: You showed up late for the test. Honestly… When will you ever cure that habit of sleeping in? Rulership: Gah! I have a valid reason for that—! Air Groove: There's no 'valid reason' for oversleeping. Besides, what I'm reprimanding you for isn't just sleeping in, but failing to take any measures against it Air Groove: Aruvu. You're in the same class as Rulership, right? If possible, could you keep an eye on her from time to time? Admire Groove: What? …No, thank you. Getting involved with other people is… nothing but a nuisance. Rulership: Wha—?! You… Youuuuu…!! That's mean. That's way too mean...! You called me a hassle. You said I was a hassle~!!!!!????? Admire Groove: Huh? No, that's not what I meant— Rulership: You called me a hassle~~!! Damn it, damn it! You're just as high-maintenance emotionally as I am, anyway...!! Admire Groove: Wait. What's that supposed to mean!? Air Groove: Enough! Both of you, stop this at once!! Honestly, you two...!! ----------------------------------------------- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH F*CK YOU CYGAMES! HOW COULD I RESIST PULLING RULERSHIP IF SHE IS AS CUTE AS THIS!? MAMA GURU WITH HER TWO CHILDREN ARE TOO PRECIOUS! TOO CUTE! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT SO MUCH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Espy56,903 views • 1 month ago
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This is an example of how to use UMA Summer to enhance the lewdness of your Uma:
Espy81,029 views • 3 months ago

[Umamusume Nursery Rhyme Series] Hey, sounds like Tannhauser just sang 'Amefuri' (The Rain Song). Ra~in, ra~in, fa~ll, fa~ll... #UmaTranslations #Umamusume #ウマ娘 #ウマ娘譲 #MatikaneTannhauser ---------------------------------------------- New format so I don't have to type everything into long tweet.
Espy51,505 views • 2 months ago

Rulership: Hot spring inns... once upon a time, they were known as a sacred haven for board gamers. Rulership: Playing cards, Hanafuda, Mahjong... All kinds of games were played there by groups of tourists. Rulership: And now, that paradise... comes back to life across time! Let's move out, Trainer. Time to establish a brand-new resort style for board gamers. A hot spring trip between hardcore gamers—the hype was real even before we set off. And then... ----------ONE BATH SCENE LATER---------- Rulership: Ahhh, that hit the spot... Now that we're fresh out of the bath—HEAVY BOARD GAME MARATHON!! Trainer: Already!? Rulership: Yeah! We’ve got all the time in the world. Which means heavy games are the only way to go! Heavy games! Rulership: "Heavy games"—referring to complex board games requiring massive amounts of time, impossible to play under normal circumstances. Rulership: While balancing a race schedule, a full play session is nothing but a fever dream. But here... Rulership: In this place, we don't have to worry about time limits! We can play as much as we want... Oh man, I'm gonna lose my mind. Rulership: Trainer, which one are we starting with? Which one!? Whoa, I am getting so pumped up~! Trainer: Let's just jump into whatever we grab first! And so, the massive heavy game marathon began. -------------ONE 'HEAVY GAME'------------ Rulership: Woah, look at this super ultra-long map sheet... We can actually unroll the entire thing in this room! Alright, let's start. A 100-year intergalactic alliance war spanning across the entire galaxy! -------------ONE 'HEAVY MAP'-------------- Rulership: Whoaaa, it's finally built! After three whole grueling hours of gathering resources, the Tower of Babel is complete...! Rulership: I've never seen it actually built in a real physical playthrough before... Photo time! I gotta take tons of pictures. Rulership: A streak of rare, unforgettable gaming experiences you could never get on a regular day. And then— Waitress: Pardon the intrusion. Here is your dinner service~ Rulership: Wait, what!? Oh, this board game convention... Even without ordering online, high-end handmade food made with luxury ingredients just gets delivered automatically?! Trainer: Yeah, this is... an absolute game changer. Rulership: Seriously... All-you-can-play heavy games, plus automatic high-end cuisine served right to us. What a god-tier environment. This is a new-era board game cafe. Board Game Cafe 2.0. Rulership: Trainer, I'm so glad for us~Working hard all the way here, so we could finally afford a trip like this. Trainer: Yeah, it's the ultimate reward. Rulership: For a board gamer, there could be no greater bliss than this.... Oh, I just had a brilliant idea, Trainer! In the future, when we become even more successful—why don't we build a "Board Game Ryokan"? Rulership: Yeah, today we brought our own, but we could stock a massive collection of board games in advance... That way, anyone can easily experience what we're feeling today. It'd be the creation of an eternal... paradise. Trainer: If we could actually pull that off, it would be truly amazing. Rulership: Heh... Alright Trainer, it's settled. In the future—I will become the Ruler of the Twinkle Series! And at the same time—I'll become the Proprietor of the Ryokan! I'll make it happen. Rulership: Heh... Supreme Ruler & General Manager. I'll achieve both in one go. Rulership: As for your position... what should it be? Trainer combined with Husband of the Proprietress? Or maybe Trainer combined with Co-Owner works too. Rulership: Alright, once we finish dinner, it's time for another round. Let's unbox all these unopened games too! Trainer: Hell yeah! It was a moment where I felt an irreplaceable bond with Rulership...
Espy12,253 views • 1 month ago

OH MY GOD!? WHY SHE IS SO HANDSOME AND SO KIND! I AM JUST PATHETIC WORM THAT DOESN'T DESERVE HER PRAISE!
Espy33,003 views • 7 months ago

Red Desire: Um, Vodka-san. What were you reading just a moment ago? You looked so incredibly focused on it……! Vodka: Ah, it's a travel magazine! Once I get my motorcycle license, I wanna go on road trips all over the place~! Red Desire: Oh, how marvelous……! A grand journey across this world—I, too, would love to see its sights before I depart for another realm. Vodka: Huh? So you're interested in traveling too……? Well then, are you free next weekend? There’s this place in the magazine I'm super curious about, and I was already thinking of going to check it out. You should come along with me! Red Desire: Wh-Whaat?! You want me to go with you, Vodka-san?! Are you…… are you truly certain it is alright for me to join you……? Vodka: Of course it's alright! I mean, no matter what kind of troubles come your way, you always stay so positive and look forward. Going on a trip with someone like that sounds like an absolute blast! Red Desire: ……V-Vodka-san—— Vodka: Sweet! Let's iron out the details later. If we're gonna do this, let's meet up at that awesome carrot-cuisine spot we went to last time! Red Desire: ……Yes! Oh, absolutely! I would be absolutely delighted to……! Vodka is smooth here.
Espy11,174 views • 3 months ago
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