
Francis Gaitho
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Parliamentary Aspirant - Thika Town Constituency
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For anyone still asking how corrupt PCEA clergy and elders “ate” KSh 700 million, a content creator has already done the site visit. The camera at Milele Beach Hotel does not show a miracle in progress. It shows a white elephant that the pews were talked into financing. That is the method. Wrap a commercial failure in vestments. Call the collection “rescue.” Leave the congregation holding a loan they never priced, never approved, and will never audit. The building exists. The explanation does not. Children of aging churchgoers should treat this as a household file, not a sermon. If a parent is still writing cheques into phantom church projects, say the quiet part clearly: that money is leaving the family balance sheet. They should not top up the plate and then expect the same children to underwrite hospital bills with their savings. Make the threat explicit before the next harambee. A church that cannot explain a hotel debt does not get to inherit your parents’ last shilling and then hand you the medical invoice. Stay awake around the old loyalty. Faith is not a blank withdrawal form.
Francis Gaitho68,820 Aufrufe • vor 3 Tagen

I was not triggered by the content of the video so much as by the sheer theatrical idleness it revealed. Uhuru Kenyatta and Raila Odinga found it necessary to board aircraft from Nairobi to Kisumu in order to “supervise” the removal of water hyacinth from Lake Victoria - a task that required, at most, three competent workers, one piece of heavy machinery and a disposal truck. The logistics bill alone could have purchased the machinery and paid the labour to clear the infestation for good. One is left wondering how empty a head of state’s calendar must be when the most pressing national duty becomes standing for photographs beside invasive weeds. This will remain the daily routine of Kenyan life for as long as voters continue elevating candidates whose only qualification is appearing on mainstream (githeri) media. The figures platformed by those channels are the modern colonial homeguards - selected, polished, and cleared by the intelligence apparatus to manage the looting of national resources on behalf of foreign cartels while performing the rituals of leadership. This week Rigathi Gachietha made a clumsy attempt to drag the late Raila Odinga’s name into current political theatre. The effort collapsed on contact with reality. Raila had already vacated the public imagination long before his death, the moment he and Edwin Sifuna formalised their MoU with UDA. Sentiment does not survive that level of transactional clarity. Meanwhile the same son of an elephant poacher who once inspected water hyacinth now postures as the busy architect of opposition unity, busily arranging the corrupt United Opposition of geriatric fossils and the Linda Mwananchi bandwagon of professional scammers. The hype is synthetic and the wave is already breaking. A man sitting on a stolen fortune would be better advised to enjoy it in private rather than continue the embarrassing fiction that he still commands meaningful political weight.
Francis Gaitho115,859 Aufrufe • vor 17 Tagen

A Practical Interim Measure Kenyans would be wise to consider quitting alcohol for the time being. The advice will sound harsh to those who rely on it for confidence or sleep, yet the underlying reality is straightforward. As long as the current administration of British-backed war criminal and mass murderer William Ruto remains in office, standards and enforcement will continue to deteriorate. The outgoing president’s documented proximity to illicit trade networks makes the risk concrete rather than theoretical. The episode in which condemned sugar and expired cooking oil were released into the market by then Trade Cabinet Secretary and Gatundu South hoodlum Moses Kuria remains a matter of public record. That precedent has not been reversed; it has been normalised. No one can police adult choices. The decision remains individual. The recommendation, however, is clear: until the regime exits and basic regulatory integrity is restored, the safer course is to stop consuming alcohol.
Francis Gaitho56,341 Aufrufe • vor 10 Tagen

Fabrizio Romano: The Industry’s Favorite Distraction Football analysts are finally admitting what has long been obvious: Fabrizio Romano is a low-grade plant whose entire function is to keep the news cycle occupied with transfer gossip and surface noise. Structural questions, governance failures and the actual power arrangements that determine the future of the game remain safely outside his brief. Before Gianni Infantino’s presidency, Romano was another struggling reporter. His subsequent rise, the steady stream of scoops, and the proximity to clubs and agents did not occur in a vacuum. It tracked the same period in which a tightly managed information environment around FIFA and its commercial partners took shape. His complete absence of insight into politics or institutional power is not an oversight. It is the design. Content is supplied; the public face simply delivers it. The industry should stop treating him as a serious journalist. Agents and administrators who feed him can continue their closed-loop entertainment. Anyone still presenting himself as a reporter while carefully avoiding the decisive stories of the moment - preferring the safe, high-volume lane that protects access and political neutrality - is a joyrider. In a period that actually demands scrutiny of power, that choice is not neutrality. It is complicity. Give him a wide berth.
Francis Gaitho77,549 Aufrufe • vor 18 Tagen

The Danger of Showing Success: Why Ukambani Must Hide Its Bountiful Harvest A content creator recently shared a video from Ukambani showing fields bursting with fertility - a rich, bountiful harvest of oranges that left her visibly shocked. The land is clearly capable and productive. But here’s the uncomfortable truth: you have to be extremely careful when posting such videos. Western diplomats, globalist NGOs, foreign importers, supermarket chains, and corrupt local bureaucrats are always watching. The moment they see genuine agricultural potential, they spring into action. Expect a new bill soon - full of artificial barriers, taxes, input restrictions, and bureaucratic red tape - designed to make local orange farming unviable so Kenya can be reduced to importing those brightly coloured, overpriced GMO oranges currently flooding our supermarkets. If you want to preserve your peace and your land, the sad reality is this: preserve the narrative that Ukambani is a hunger-stricken desert. Show poverty. Show malnourished children. That is the only language the system understands and respects. Kenya was once the world’s top producer of pyrethrum, not just Africa’s. In 1990, we exported 130,000 metric tonnes of coffee. Today, that figure has collapsed to barely 15,000 tonnes. Prime agricultural land in Mount Kenya has been deliberately converted into golf courses like Thika Greens and Migaa, or turned into real estate scams like Edenville on Kiambu Road and Tilisi in Limuru. Cotton and sugar farming in Western Kenya were systematically destroyed through legislative and bureaucratic sabotage so we could become net importers of second-hand clothes (mitumba) and sugar. This is not mismanagement. It is engineered de-industrialisation and agricultural collapse. The Kamba community, like many others, faces a cruel dilemma. To protect their fertile land from the vultures of capitalism - foreign interests and local enablers - they should maintain the optics of poverty and desperation. Show success, and the predators descend. Show hunger like malnourished Stivvo Simple Boy-looking children, and perhaps the land remains yours a little longer. This is the tragic state of Kenya: a country punished for daring to be productive. The system would rather import everything and keep us dependent than allow genuine local prosperity that threatens their control and profit margins. The video from Ukambani is beautiful, but dangerous. In a sane country, it would be cause for celebration and investment. In Kenya, it is a warning siren.
Francis Gaitho153,565 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

The downfall of Paul Kagame has begun now that he’s been cited as the cause of destabilization in the Congo at the United Nations Security Council. Let me make a prediction here. The Int'l Criminal Court prosecutor Karim A. A. Khan KC will unseal the indictments of Paul Kagame William Samoei Ruto, PhD and main protagonists in the Darfur crisis (Hemedti and Sudan military general) concurrently.
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The Biggest Cowards in Kenya: Kiganjo D(minus) DCI Killer Goons The biggest cowards in Kenya, believe it or not, are the Kiganjo D(minus) DCI killer goons. That’s why when they came for me, they staked out my house for an entire afternoon before pouncing at 7:30pm under the cover of darkness - too scared to alert neighbors and passers-by. They operate like thieves in the night because deep down, they know exactly what they are. There is nobody who fears death more than an actual killer. You can see the raw panic when Ol Kalou residents laid an ambush for their unmarked Subarus. Those showroom vehicles were reversing at record speed the moment they sensed danger. The goons knew they would be lynched if they proceeded. The fear in their movements was palpable. This tired tactic of giving government bloggers videos of unmarked Subarus during Gen Z protests has been thoroughly studied and exposed. Everyone now knows exactly which bloggers circulate those clips and what the intended purpose is - to manufacture fear and demobilize mass action. When you lose your fear, they lose their power. Those police intimidation tactics are rapidly losing their potency. The people have seen the script too many times. It is time for everyone to battle in the arena of ideas instead of falling for sterile scaremongering. The killer goons are not brave enforcers of the law. They are frightened men hiding behind guns, darkness, and unmarked cars because they know the day of reckoning is coming. Their power rests entirely on the fear they project. Strip that away, and all that remains is a bunch of cowards in reversed Subarus, Tiguains and Prados running from the very public they terrorize. The fear factory is crumbling. The people are waking up. And the goons know it.
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I knew something was off when I saw Trump being prayed for by religious leaders at the White House.
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This is Thika Road right now. You can see these are goons bankrolled through Ministry of Interior | Kenya and Dr. Raymond Omollo — CBS, not spontaneous demonstrators. The unusually aggressive amplification from government-aligned bloggers and mainstream (githeri) media around today’s strike is itself the warning sign. The playbook appears designed to manufacture momentum, inflate expectations, and eventually engineer disappointment and demobilization. Most matatu operators survive on daily cash flow/hand-to-mouth and cannot realistically endure a sustained shutdown for long periods.
Francis Gaitho172,874 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

Damn. I wasn’t even aware that Njugush put Wakavinye through all this.
Francis Gaitho197,169 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

TOXIC FEMINISM: Kindly watch out for the lady below. She turned hostile when asked to pay. She caused drama in the entire apartment hurling insults, spitting in the mouth of the apartment manager. She threatened the host and apartment manager that she has a gun and would shoot everyone. Kindly watch out for her if she comes to your apartment. This happened at Legacy Apartments along Naivasha Road.
Francis Gaitho1,221,642 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

Mothers who send their children to British colonial Kenyan boarding schools run by rural-bred, Kilimambogo/Kagumo College-trained teachers, where they spend more time in endless preps than co-curricular activity, eating nutrient-deficient githeri daily and not getting proper REM sleep, just so they can be “free” to chase wababas, will never experience this feeling.
Francis Gaitho69,220 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

This is inhumane and barbaric. There are more amicable ways of handling issues. Anyone knows the identity of these guys in a black Benz KCY 774K? And what’s with the dude opening the door for the perpetrator and remaining behind? Is he like security for them spoilt brats?
Francis Gaitho1,189,316 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

MR BEAST IN KENYA Content creator #mrbeast was in Kenya drilling boreholes in 100 schools across the country. Also there’s a bishop from Naivasha called Abiud Masinde who has been accused by an American benefactor of stealing donor money meant to build a school.
Francis Gaitho1,291,995 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

HAPPENING NOW: Gen Z protests in Nepal. They’re not attending nonsensical Rhema Fest concerts sponsored by NIS. They’re taking the bull by the horns. Kenyans your time is coming. Get ready. Stop following religious degenerates like the organizers of Rhema Fest. Those stupid idiots cannot liberate the country.
Francis Gaitho474,497 Aufrufe • vor 11 Monaten

Shame on Gianni Infantino. Shame on FIFA. This is the worst WorldCup ever.
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Rigathi Gachagua has made the sensational claim that only Somalis have assisted him since he left office. A closer look shows the claim does not hold. First, he conveniently ignores that Mama Ngina Kenyatta and S.K. Macharia have given him free and unrestricted access to Kameme and Inooro FM/TV to push his tribal agenda. The airtime these two have provided far outweighs whatever money he is receiving from Somali businessmen. Those businessmen are not acting out of charity or philanthropy. They are shrewd capitalists who expect returns if he ever regains power. Second, when Gachagua was in office he pursued policies that damaged Kikuyu economic interests in the same spirit he once operated as a colonial-era District Officer under Moi. His fraudulent coffee “reforms” shut down the Nairobi Coffee Auction for nearly a year. That stalemate alone led to the layoff of more than 100 workers at the Sasini Coffee Mill. He also damaged the Iranian tea market by conspiring with a local broker to export inferior tea from neighbouring countries under the Kenyan brand, resulting in a ban on Kenyan tea in that market. Even while he was still Deputy President, Kenyan tea was banned from Sudan because of William Ruto’s support for the RSF. Throughout his time as Deputy President, there is not a single Kikuyu he can point to whom he helped secure a government job or appointment. He travelled the country invoking the community’s name and left with nothing concrete to show for it. Kikuyus generally prefer to tithe their money to pastors rather than fund their own political liberation and economic emancipation. Very few have the vision and foresight to stand in solidarity with political movements or personalities. In Gachagua’s case, however, the rejection he now faces is largely self-inflicted - the direct result of his own record while in office.
Francis Gaitho47,587 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat