
Francis Gaitho
@FGaitho237 • 273,647 subscribers
Parliamentary Aspirant - Thika Town Constituency
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The long list of insults aimed at me, and Maverick Aoko’s public meltdown and psychotic rage, not to mention the Babu Owino bots flooding comment sections, does not change the basic questions that still have no answers. 1. Did she break a story that Oburu Odinga is dead? 2. Has she produced a body, a mortuary booking, an obituary, or anything else to confirm that Oburu Odinga has died? 3. Did she go on Oga Obinna’s podcast and say that John Mbadi had sex with her in the Parliament urinals? 4. Has she herself said, on more than one video, that she sleeps with a plethora of men, preferably married ones whilst mocking their wives? 5. Has she lied about being pregnant? 6. Is she still claiming to be in exile in South Africa when people who know her say she lives along Outer Ring Road? 7. Is she an alcoholic who does TikTok lives while drunk, has she admitted to using marijuana and to procuring abortions? 8. If someone called her a commercial sex worker on the basis of her own recorded words/digital footprint, would that be defamation, or would it simply be repeating what she has already said? My only aim is to keep this space clear of fake news. Oburu Odinga could die next week or next year. A person who announces that he is already dead, and then offers no proof, is not a source that can be trusted. At a time when information is power, the vulnerable and the rural-bred Kenyans who still take their news from religious stations and from Kameme and Inooro need to understand why the digital space exists at all. It exists because people grew tired of the lies and the agendas that were pushed through the corrupt mainstream (githeri) media. The fight to keep that digital space honest is therefore a justified one. Check where a story comes from before you share it.
Francis Gaitho129,260 views • 3 days ago

Lamu Airport today. Nigerian conman Aliko Dangote mistakenly believes he can dupe Kenya into funding an overpriced non-existent refinery. Kibaki did the same with Ken-Ren fertilizer while Uhuru stole with Italians through Arror Kimwarer Dam. They’ll be in shock next year.
Francis Gaitho262,716 views • 18 days ago

This is a women’s brand, founded by a woman, employing and empowering only women. On the flip-side, men (especially Boomers & Gen X) think with their dicks and work to disenfranchise the boy-child. Even laws to disempower men were promoted by dead demagogue Raila Odinga.
Francis Gaitho297,372 views • 25 days ago

Kalenjins are built different. Here is a creator shooting content while walking. She’s not even an elite athlete. Before focusing your eyes, you’ll initially think she’s on a Boda because of how the vegetation behind her is in motion. Look closely, I’m not even playing.
Francis Gaitho118,632 views • 17 days ago

The chic on Wakadinali’s “Last Dance” was such an ideal pick. She has that raw Eastlands aesthetic, and her choreography was A1. Impressive that the group wasn’t tempted to upgrade, where in some cases we’ve even seen local videos with foreign vixens. Nairobians should fight to preserve this culture from encroachment and subsequent extinction by rural-bred retarded bastards.
Francis Gaitho37,328 views • 14 days ago

This video shows former Mombasa Governor, now Mining CS, Ali Hassan Joho with “Digida,” the late TikToker and restaurant operator from Mombasa. After she passed away last year, Joho confiscated her phone through family members and deleted her entire digital footprint. Digida was the official brand influencer and partner of Dola Wheat Flour, which she used to make food at her restaurant, famous for biryani. Exploiting this nexus between Joho’s ties to Digida, who was an influencer of Dola, manufactured by Kitui Flour Mills whose vehicles were captured ferrying masked goons in Ol Kalou. So it means Ali Hassan Joho is the sustainer of goonmanship, exporting the stupidity he uses to intimidate coastal voters to Mount Kenya and other parts of the country. We are now warning Joho. You are messing with the wrong people. Just because you have ideologically subdued coastal residents through violence and nonsensical sideshows like twerking to Ali Kiba’s low-grade music, does not mean the rest of the country buys your garbage. Joho, you have been warned.
Francis Gaitho163,003 views • 2 months ago

Do Not Arrive at Sixty With No Room Left Men should listen to this clip with care. A retiree who built no social or political ground of his own now turns to his wife to reopen a life he let go cold. That leaves a harder question. If the wife were gone, or if the marriage had already broken, what would be left for that man except a house with no door back into other people, and the slow slide into depression and whatever else isolation does to the mind? That is what happens when the years are spent being “busy” the way the rat-race trained you to be: networks dropped, politics treated as dirty, friendships left unwatered, the whole self handed to an employer who will not sit with you when the salary stops. Boomers paid that price in public. Work-life balance was shamed in their time, so a lot of men treated the office as the only honourable room and then discovered, too late, that the society they had abandoned had no spare chair. We are supposed to learn from that, not repeat it with better phones. The other trap sits inside men’s groups, especially those captured by rural-bred retarded bastards. The moment a circle gains momentum, someone puts a price on the door. That is how the church was emptied of its original use. Cash came first. The meeting, the counsel and the spiritual work came last, if they came at all. Members’ clubs went down the same way. Each new committee invents a project so it can loot the till, when the facility was meant to be a place families could be seen together. For instance in the AI age, you still have archaic rules that a phone must not ring and must not be answered in the club-houses, as if silence were culture and not a leftover from people who confuse control with dignity. Sports clubs are meant to be non-profit rooms for people who already belong. Today they put a barrier at the gate that does two jobs at once: it keeps strangers out, and it humiliates members who have paid for decades the moment a subscription delays by a month. That is Ruralism in a nut-shell. It turns a social asset into a little marketplace of shame so that a degenerate bastard excited over a new job or a new title can prove, to himself first, that he has overtaken the people who built the place. The title is usually the ceiling of what he will ever be. The club is only the stage he uses to announce it. Those rooms were taken over by soulless, jigger-infested villagers who lucked into power, ate the places, and pushed the people who built them into quiet and then out. Reclaiming politics from British colonial rot is only half the job. Kenyans from every walk have to take back the amenities that made ordinary life human and made sixties something you could walk toward. Eject ruralism and the men who keep it. If you want a bench that still exists when you are old, you have to sit on it now, and you have to stop letting the looters rent it out as a scheme.
Francis Gaitho70,797 views • 1 month ago

The downfall of Paul Kagame has begun now that he’s been cited as the cause of destabilization in the Congo at the United Nations Security Council. Let me make a prediction here. The Int'l Criminal Court prosecutor Karim A. A. Khan KC will unseal the indictments of Paul Kagame William Samoei Ruto, PhD and main protagonists in the Darfur crisis (Hemedti and Sudan military general) concurrently.
Francis Gaitho1,037,910 views • 1 year ago

I was not triggered by the content of the video so much as by the sheer theatrical idleness it revealed. Uhuru Kenyatta and Raila Odinga found it necessary to board aircraft from Nairobi to Kisumu in order to “supervise” the removal of water hyacinth from Lake Victoria - a task that required, at most, three competent workers, one piece of heavy machinery and a disposal truck. The logistics bill alone could have purchased the machinery and paid the labour to clear the infestation for good. One is left wondering how empty a head of state’s calendar must be when the most pressing national duty becomes standing for photographs beside invasive weeds. This will remain the daily routine of Kenyan life for as long as voters continue elevating candidates whose only qualification is appearing on mainstream (githeri) media. The figures platformed by those channels are the modern colonial homeguards - selected, polished, and cleared by the intelligence apparatus to manage the looting of national resources on behalf of foreign cartels while performing the rituals of leadership. This week Rigathi Gachietha made a clumsy attempt to drag the late Raila Odinga’s name into current political theatre. The effort collapsed on contact with reality. Raila had already vacated the public imagination long before his death, the moment he and Edwin Sifuna formalised their MoU with UDA. Sentiment does not survive that level of transactional clarity. Meanwhile the same son of an elephant poacher who once inspected water hyacinth now postures as the busy architect of opposition unity, busily arranging the corrupt United Opposition of geriatric fossils and the Linda Mwananchi bandwagon of professional scammers. The hype is synthetic and the wave is already breaking. A man sitting on a stolen fortune would be better advised to enjoy it in private rather than continue the embarrassing fiction that he still commands meaningful political weight.
Francis Gaitho116,513 views • 2 months ago

I’ve written severally that in the months preceding December 2026, William Ruto will be abandoned by everyone, especially after the Mumbi Thande ruling that declared him a caretaker president who cannot hire and fire at will. Civil servants who have obeyed illegal instructions to abduct, kill, arraign, try, jail critics, dissenters and protestors must face justice. The Immigration Services | Kenya officials who were sharing our travel itineraries with Kiganjo D(minus) DCI KENYA killer goons will be hanged. But let those politicians pretending to abandon Ruto now, and who’ve been part of his kakistocracy not harbor delusions that there’s a chance for redemption. Hassan Ali Joho, EGH. Rt. Hon. Amason Jeffah Kingi, EGH. must face judgement by the Truth Justice and Execution Commission (TJEC) for the youths who were killed by William Ruto, Kithure Kindiki and Kipchumba Murkomen. It’s crunch-time. You thought 2027 was light-years away, but it’s here now.
Francis Gaitho22,919 views • 13 days ago

TOXIC FEMINISM: Kindly watch out for the lady below. She turned hostile when asked to pay. She caused drama in the entire apartment hurling insults, spitting in the mouth of the apartment manager. She threatened the host and apartment manager that she has a gun and would shoot everyone. Kindly watch out for her if she comes to your apartment. This happened at Legacy Apartments along Naivasha Road.
Francis Gaitho1,222,037 views • 2 years ago

This is inhumane and barbaric. There are more amicable ways of handling issues. Anyone knows the identity of these guys in a black Benz KCY 774K? And what’s with the dude opening the door for the perpetrator and remaining behind? Is he like security for them spoilt brats?
Francis Gaitho1,189,615 views • 2 years ago

MR BEAST IN KENYA Content creator #mrbeast was in Kenya drilling boreholes in 100 schools across the country. Also there’s a bishop from Naivasha called Abiud Masinde who has been accused by an American benefactor of stealing donor money meant to build a school.
Francis Gaitho1,292,194 views • 2 years ago

The Danger of Showing Success: Why Ukambani Must Hide Its Bountiful Harvest A content creator recently shared a video from Ukambani showing fields bursting with fertility - a rich, bountiful harvest of oranges that left her visibly shocked. The land is clearly capable and productive. But here’s the uncomfortable truth: you have to be extremely careful when posting such videos. Western diplomats, globalist NGOs, foreign importers, supermarket chains, and corrupt local bureaucrats are always watching. The moment they see genuine agricultural potential, they spring into action. Expect a new bill soon - full of artificial barriers, taxes, input restrictions, and bureaucratic red tape - designed to make local orange farming unviable so Kenya can be reduced to importing those brightly coloured, overpriced GMO oranges currently flooding our supermarkets. If you want to preserve your peace and your land, the sad reality is this: preserve the narrative that Ukambani is a hunger-stricken desert. Show poverty. Show malnourished children. That is the only language the system understands and respects. Kenya was once the world’s top producer of pyrethrum, not just Africa’s. In 1990, we exported 130,000 metric tonnes of coffee. Today, that figure has collapsed to barely 15,000 tonnes. Prime agricultural land in Mount Kenya has been deliberately converted into golf courses like Thika Greens and Migaa, or turned into real estate scams like Edenville on Kiambu Road and Tilisi in Limuru. Cotton and sugar farming in Western Kenya were systematically destroyed through legislative and bureaucratic sabotage so we could become net importers of second-hand clothes (mitumba) and sugar. This is not mismanagement. It is engineered de-industrialisation and agricultural collapse. The Kamba community, like many others, faces a cruel dilemma. To protect their fertile land from the vultures of capitalism - foreign interests and local enablers - they should maintain the optics of poverty and desperation. Show success, and the predators descend. Show hunger like malnourished Stivvo Simple Boy-looking children, and perhaps the land remains yours a little longer. This is the tragic state of Kenya: a country punished for daring to be productive. The system would rather import everything and keep us dependent than allow genuine local prosperity that threatens their control and profit margins. The video from Ukambani is beautiful, but dangerous. In a sane country, it would be cause for celebration and investment. In Kenya, it is a warning siren.
Francis Gaitho153,828 views • 3 months ago

For anyone still asking how corrupt PCEA clergy and elders “ate” KSh 700 million, a content creator has already done the site visit. The camera at Milele Beach Hotel does not show a miracle in progress. It shows a white elephant that the pews were talked into financing. That is the method. Wrap a commercial failure in vestments. Call the collection “rescue.” Leave the congregation holding a loan they never priced, never approved, and will never audit. The building exists. The explanation does not. Children of aging churchgoers should treat this as a household file, not a sermon. If a parent is still writing cheques into phantom church projects, say the quiet part clearly: that money is leaving the family balance sheet. They should not top up the plate and then expect the same children to underwrite hospital bills with their savings. Make the threat explicit before the next harambee. A church that cannot explain a hotel debt does not get to inherit your parents’ last shilling and then hand you the medical invoice. Stay awake around the old loyalty. Faith is not a blank withdrawal form.
Francis Gaitho71,857 views • 1 month ago

HAPPENING NOW: Gen Z protests in Nepal. They’re not attending nonsensical Rhema Fest concerts sponsored by NIS. They’re taking the bull by the horns. Kenyans your time is coming. Get ready. Stop following religious degenerates like the organizers of Rhema Fest. Those stupid idiots cannot liberate the country.
Francis Gaitho474,729 views • 1 year ago