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Male standards are not too high. I’d be perfectly content to date a brunette who looks like this. I’m not holding out for a thin, pretty blonde. But even an average girl like her is a reach now for the average guy because of hypergamy.

Male standards are not too high. I’d be perfectly content to date a brunette who looks like this. I’m not holding out for a thin, pretty blonde. But even an average girl like her is a reach now for the average guy because of hypergamy.

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This is a disaster for the Left

This is a disaster for the Left

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Being autistic is synonymous with being offputting which is why people are surprised.

Being autistic is synonymous with being offputting which is why people are surprised.

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Kumashun🇯🇵🐻💎 Please do not use opioids recreationally.

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Kumashun🇯🇵🐻💎 Please do not use opioids recreationally.

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I used Grok to fix the Finale of the Boys

I used Grok to fix the Finale of the Boys

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Nihilistic Stancil embodies the Faustian Spirit Be the Penguin

Nihilistic Stancil embodies the Faustian Spirit Be the Penguin

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lmao it’s basically just this Key and Peele sketch with the camera cutting to Jordan everytime Keegan mentions gays.

lmao it’s basically just this Key and Peele sketch with the camera cutting to Jordan everytime Keegan mentions gays.

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what in the nonbinary is this

what in the nonbinary is this

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MDE did a great portrayal of BPD in men in their sketch Backseat Girl.

MDE did a great portrayal of BPD in men in their sketch Backseat Girl.

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In honor of the life of Benjamin Netanyahu, I present Dixie’s Land in Hebrew

In honor of the life of Benjamin Netanyahu, I present Dixie’s Land in Hebrew

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how do you not know about “making the eight”??

how do you not know about “making the eight”??

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I’M A DUNK ROCKER YES I AM

I’M A DUNK ROCKER YES I AM

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I feel the same way. Check out the Sky King Penguin edit

I feel the same way. Check out the Sky King Penguin edit

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Asians aren’t creati—

Asians aren’t creati—

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BREAKING: The first American casualty of the developing conflict between the United States and the Islamic Republic of Iran has been identified as Rear Admiral Lower Half Pericles Abbasi. RDML Abbasai, better known to his comrades by his callsign, “Bussy”, was killed in action today on a bombing run while personally delivering a load deep into the backside of an Iranian mountain containing nuclear materials. Bussy was riding the backseat in a tandem USN F/A 18F Super Hornet when an Iranian heat-seeking surface-to-air missile went up his tailpipe and exploded. His copilot, Commander Walter Adamczyk, known as “Cock” in a long tradition of Top Gun inspired avian callsigns, successfully ejected from their aircraft and was rescued by American personnel, but Bussy was unable to pull out in time, as he was wont to do, and splattered into the mountain’s backside. President Donald Trump has released a statement thanking RDML Abbasi for his valiant sacrifice, fondly remembering him as a “patriot” and “gallant alpha male.” As RDML Abbasi was a heterosexual, he was married. We ask for your prayers and that you keep his grieving widow Lauren, who is a woman, in your heart. RDML Pericles Camberis Abbasi 10 August 1984 to 23 June 2025 Fly Higher Sky Cowboy RIP Bussy 🇺🇸 🫡 Pericles

BREAKING: The first American casualty of the developing conflict between the United States and the Islamic Republic of Iran has been identified as Rear Admiral Lower Half Pericles Abbasi. RDML Abbasai, better known to his comrades by his callsign, “Bussy”, was killed in action today on a bombing run while personally delivering a load deep into the backside of an Iranian mountain containing nuclear materials. Bussy was riding the backseat in a tandem USN F/A 18F Super Hornet when an Iranian heat-seeking surface-to-air missile went up his tailpipe and exploded. His copilot, Commander Walter Adamczyk, known as “Cock” in a long tradition of Top Gun inspired avian callsigns, successfully ejected from their aircraft and was rescued by American personnel, but Bussy was unable to pull out in time, as he was wont to do, and splattered into the mountain’s backside. President Donald Trump has released a statement thanking RDML Abbasi for his valiant sacrifice, fondly remembering him as a “patriot” and “gallant alpha male.” As RDML Abbasi was a heterosexual, he was married. We ask for your prayers and that you keep his grieving widow Lauren, who is a woman, in your heart. RDML Pericles Camberis Abbasi 10 August 1984 to 23 June 2025 Fly Higher Sky Cowboy RIP Bussy 🇺🇸 🫡 Pericles

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