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Officer Frenly of House Baratheon, Hornt Patrol Heterosexual Alpha Male (as reported on by Fortune Magazine)

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Male standards are not too high. I’d be perfectly content to date a brunette who looks like this. I’m not holding out for a thin, pretty blonde. But even an average girl like her is a reach now for the average guy because of hypergamy.

Male standards are not too high. I’d be perfectly content to date a brunette who looks like this. I’m not holding out for a thin, pretty blonde. But even an average girl like her is a reach now for the average guy because of hypergamy.

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HOLY SHIT GROK KNOWS WHAT’S UP WITH MALFOID Prompt was as follows, I NEVER said Malfoy: The scene is Kings Cross Station. Harry Potter is there with his trunk and owl. He’s going to go to Hogwarts for his first year. He’s holding his ticket to the Hogwarts express and wearing normal muggle clothes. You can see a fat Kings Cross rail employee walking away. A pretty, slender, platinum blonde girl his age with green eyes wearing wizard robes about Harry’s age approaches him and asks in a posh accent, slightly derisively, “Are you a Mu—“ cutting herself off from saying mudblood, and finishes saying “Muggleborn?” Harry responds, “Erm, no. I’m not a Muggle. I live with Muggles. But my parents weren’t. The girl’s demeanor suddenly changes and she smiles warmly at him

HOLY SHIT GROK KNOWS WHAT’S UP WITH MALFOID Prompt was as follows, I NEVER said Malfoy: The scene is Kings Cross Station. Harry Potter is there with his trunk and owl. He’s going to go to Hogwarts for his first year. He’s holding his ticket to the Hogwarts express and wearing normal muggle clothes. You can see a fat Kings Cross rail employee walking away. A pretty, slender, platinum blonde girl his age with green eyes wearing wizard robes about Harry’s age approaches him and asks in a posh accent, slightly derisively, “Are you a Mu—“ cutting herself off from saying mudblood, and finishes saying “Muggleborn?” Harry responds, “Erm, no. I’m not a Muggle. I live with Muggles. But my parents weren’t. The girl’s demeanor suddenly changes and she smiles warmly at him

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This is a disaster for the Left

This is a disaster for the Left

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This is so fun

This is so fun

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“Before the invention of the Retroviral Remedy, what was the life expectancy of a gay wizard with a CD4 cell count of under 200?” “But professor, anyone can get AIDS, not just homosexuals.” “That was not the question, Miss Granger. 525,600 points from Gryffindor.”

“Before the invention of the Retroviral Remedy, what was the life expectancy of a gay wizard with a CD4 cell count of under 200?” “But professor, anyone can get AIDS, not just homosexuals.” “That was not the question, Miss Granger. 525,600 points from Gryffindor.”

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Kumashun🇯🇵🐻💎 Please do not use opioids recreationally.

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Kumashun🇯🇵🐻💎 Please do not use opioids recreationally.

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Being autistic is synonymous with being offputting which is why people are surprised.

Being autistic is synonymous with being offputting which is why people are surprised.

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I used Grok to fix the Finale of the Boys

I used Grok to fix the Finale of the Boys

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This 400 year old Greenland shark still serves Coca Cola the old fashioned way

This 400 year old Greenland shark still serves Coca Cola the old fashioned way

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Nihilistic Stancil embodies the Faustian Spirit Be the Penguin

Nihilistic Stancil embodies the Faustian Spirit Be the Penguin

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We’re reaching “dildo in fleshlight” levels only conceived of by Slavoj Žižek
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We’re reaching “dildo in fleshlight” levels only conceived of by Slavoj Žižek

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3,397,630 views • 7 months ago

lmao it’s basically just this Key and Peele sketch with the camera cutting to Jordan everytime Keegan mentions gays.
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lmao it’s basically just this Key and Peele sketch with the camera cutting to Jordan everytime Keegan mentions gays.

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1,625,848 views • 7 months ago

what in the nonbinary is this
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what in the nonbinary is this

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845,710 views • 7 months ago

MDE did a great portrayal of BPD in men in their sketch Backseat Girl.
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MDE did a great portrayal of BPD in men in their sketch Backseat Girl.

Officer Frenly (High IQ)

338,349 views • 8 months ago

In honor of the life of Benjamin Netanyahu, I present Dixie’s Land in Hebrew
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In honor of the life of Benjamin Netanyahu, I present Dixie’s Land in Hebrew

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296,237 views • 7 months ago

how do you not know about “making the eight”??
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how do you not know about “making the eight”??

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267,058 views • 7 months ago

I’M A DUNK ROCKER YES I AM
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I’M A DUNK ROCKER YES I AM

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106,673 views • 7 months ago

I feel the same way. Check out the Sky King Penguin edit
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I feel the same way. Check out the Sky King Penguin edit

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106,522 views • 8 months ago

Asians aren’t creati—
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Asians aren’t creati—

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BREAKING: The first American casualty of the developing conflict between the United States and the Islamic Republic of Iran has been identified as Rear Admiral Lower Half Pericles Abbasi. RDML Abbasai, better known to his comrades by his callsign, “Bussy”, was killed in action today on a bombing run while personally delivering a load deep into the backside of an Iranian mountain containing nuclear materials. Bussy was riding the backseat in a tandem USN F/A 18F Super Hornet when an Iranian heat-seeking surface-to-air missile went up his tailpipe and exploded. His copilot, Commander Walter Adamczyk, known as “Cock” in a long tradition of Top Gun inspired avian callsigns, successfully ejected from their aircraft and was rescued by American personnel, but Bussy was unable to pull out in time, as he was wont to do, and splattered into the mountain’s backside. President Donald Trump has released a statement thanking RDML Abbasi for his valiant sacrifice, fondly remembering him as a “patriot” and “gallant alpha male.” As RDML Abbasi was a heterosexual, he was married. We ask for your prayers and that you keep his grieving widow Lauren, who is a woman, in your heart. RDML Pericles Camberis Abbasi 10 August 1984 to 23 June 2025 Fly Higher Sky Cowboy RIP Bussy 🇺🇸 🫡 Pericles
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BREAKING: The first American casualty of the developing conflict between the United States and the Islamic Republic of Iran has been identified as Rear Admiral Lower Half Pericles Abbasi. RDML Abbasai, better known to his comrades by his callsign, “Bussy”, was killed in action today on a bombing run while personally delivering a load deep into the backside of an Iranian mountain containing nuclear materials. Bussy was riding the backseat in a tandem USN F/A 18F Super Hornet when an Iranian heat-seeking surface-to-air missile went up his tailpipe and exploded. His copilot, Commander Walter Adamczyk, known as “Cock” in a long tradition of Top Gun inspired avian callsigns, successfully ejected from their aircraft and was rescued by American personnel, but Bussy was unable to pull out in time, as he was wont to do, and splattered into the mountain’s backside. President Donald Trump has released a statement thanking RDML Abbasi for his valiant sacrifice, fondly remembering him as a “patriot” and “gallant alpha male.” As RDML Abbasi was a heterosexual, he was married. We ask for your prayers and that you keep his grieving widow Lauren, who is a woman, in your heart. RDML Pericles Camberis Abbasi 10 August 1984 to 23 June 2025 Fly Higher Sky Cowboy RIP Bussy 🇺🇸 🫡 Pericles

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