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BREAKING: The first American casualty of the developing conflict between the United States and the Islamic Republic of Iran has been identified as Rear Admiral Lower Half Pericles Abbasi. RDML Abbasai, better known to his comrades by his callsign, “Bussy”, was killed in action today on a bombing run while personally delivering a load deep into the backside of an Iranian mountain containing nuclear materials. Bussy was riding the backseat in a tandem USN F/A 18F Super Hornet when an Iranian heat-seeking surface-to-air missile went up his tailpipe and exploded. His copilot, Commander Walter Adamczyk, known as “Cock” in a long tradition of Top Gun inspired avian callsigns, successfully ejected from their aircraft and was rescued by American personnel, but Bussy was unable to pull out in time, as he was wont to do, and splattered into the mountain’s backside. President Donald Trump has released a statement thanking RDML Abbasi for his valiant sacrifice, fondly remembering him as a “patriot” and “gallant alpha male.” As RDML Abbasi was a heterosexual, he was married. We ask for your prayers and that you keep his grieving widow Lauren, who is a woman, in your heart. RDML Pericles Camberis Abbasi 10 August 1984 to 23 June 2025 Fly Higher Sky Cowboy RIP Bussy 🇺🇸 🫡 Pericles
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