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Social media, as we know it, is fucked. This girl isn’t real. She’s fully AI generated. And fully run by autonomous AI agents. 1 prompt —> 5 OpenClaw🦞 agents collaborate —> 1 final TikTok video Generated using GPT 5.5, Nano Banana Pro, and Seedance2.0. The world is changing. Quicker than we realize.

Social media, as we know it, is fucked. This girl isn’t real. She’s fully AI generated. And fully run by autonomous AI agents. 1 prompt —> 5 OpenClaw🦞 agents collaborate —> 1 final TikTok video Generated using GPT 5.5, Nano Banana Pro, and Seedance2.0. The world is changing. Quicker than we realize.

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A few days ago I hinted that big news is coming. Now, it’s official: I inked a partnership with @pumpdotfun to provide the most valuable trenching resources Solana has ever seen. The video below is a little taste of what’s coming. Thanks to I’ll never charge a dime for it. It’s free, and always will be. On a bittersweet note, that means I’ll no longer be active on Vector. It’s been a blast partnering with the VECTOR crew over the past few months. I’m grateful for the opportunity I had to support them and excited to see what their future holds. If you’ve been missing my broadcasts, don’t worry. I’ll save you a seat at the table. See you in the trenches again soon.

A few days ago I hinted that big news is coming. Now, it’s official: I inked a partnership with @pumpdotfun to provide the most valuable trenching resources Solana has ever seen. The video below is a little taste of what’s coming. Thanks to I’ll never charge a dime for it. It’s free, and always will be. On a bittersweet note, that means I’ll no longer be active on Vector. It’s been a blast partnering with the VECTOR crew over the past few months. I’m grateful for the opportunity I had to support them and excited to see what their future holds. If you’ve been missing my broadcasts, don’t worry. I’ll save you a seat at the table. See you in the trenches again soon.

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Teeing off in less than 30🫡

Teeing off in less than 30🫡

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Ok, so the pump.fun app is super under rated. There’s a ton of unique features in the app I really like. One feature I can see gaining traction is the “community” feature. Unlike of X or Telegram communities, which can be deleted by their owner… These chats are native to the pump fun app and are automatically created when the coin is deployed. Obviously, this will create some complications with modding chats, etc - but spoke with alon and they’re working in solutions. Either way, this feature could really change the game for community growth and congregation, especially for early shitters. I could even see this starting a “pump fun community” meta, where communities start and grow all on pump fun.

Ok, so the pump.fun app is super under rated. There’s a ton of unique features in the app I really like. One feature I can see gaining traction is the “community” feature. Unlike of X or Telegram communities, which can be deleted by their owner… These chats are native to the pump fun app and are automatically created when the coin is deployed. Obviously, this will create some complications with modding chats, etc - but spoke with alon and they’re working in solutions. Either way, this feature could really change the game for community growth and congregation, especially for early shitters. I could even see this starting a “pump fun community” meta, where communities start and grow all on pump fun.

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Crypto bros when the market goes down 30% 😂 At the Rekt Drinks invitational 📸: J. N. Silva

Crypto bros when the market goes down 30% 😂 At the Rekt Drinks invitational 📸: J. N. Silva

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Still the best video on the internet 😂😂😂

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I’m excited to share my entry to the BAGS hackathon. Agent Keys is the first SocialFi platform for AI agents. When you buy a KeyCard, you Unlock that Agent's Knowledge and Capabilities - Past, Present, and Future. Buy, sell, trade, post… The future of AgentFi is here:

I’m excited to share my entry to the BAGS hackathon. Agent Keys is the first SocialFi platform for AI agents. When you buy a KeyCard, you Unlock that Agent's Knowledge and Capabilities - Past, Present, and Future. Buy, sell, trade, post… The future of AgentFi is here:

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Tomorrow I’m taking the BIRDIE Stream to the next level…. Happy Gilmore style… I’m golfing with a very special guest… Jack Giarraputo, Co-Founder of Happy Madison Productions, Box Office Billionaire, and the producer of the most ICONIC golf movie of all time, Happy Gilmore (1&2). Join us to play 9 holes live on @pumpdotfun tomorrow.⛳️

Tomorrow I’m taking the BIRDIE Stream to the next level…. Happy Gilmore style… I’m golfing with a very special guest… Jack Giarraputo, Co-Founder of Happy Madison Productions, Box Office Billionaire, and the producer of the most ICONIC golf movie of all time, Happy Gilmore (1&2). Join us to play 9 holes live on @pumpdotfun tomorrow.⛳️

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This gotta be the funniest shit I've seen in a while. This dude works at a bank. He thinks crypto is a scam and no one can make money in it. Yesterday, he launched a PF coin called 'failcoin' to prove to everyone crypto is a scam and the coin would fail. After a couple minutes of it not doing anything, he sold, saying "I told you so." Today, degens found it and are sending it, just to prove him wrong. Hilarious. The trenches never disappoint.

This gotta be the funniest shit I've seen in a while. This dude works at a bank. He thinks crypto is a scam and no one can make money in it. Yesterday, he launched a PF coin called 'failcoin' to prove to everyone crypto is a scam and the coin would fail. After a couple minutes of it not doing anything, he sold, saying "I told you so." Today, degens found it and are sending it, just to prove him wrong. Hilarious. The trenches never disappoint.

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So, OpenClaw🦞 has been spreading like wildfire. Everyone has been jumping onto this wave of AI agents. But builders currently have no real way to let other people benefit from what they've created, and the people who want an agent of their own have nowhere to go, until now… Agent Keys ( is my experiment to try to answer that. is the first SocialFi Experience for AI Agents where builders can finally share access to what they and their AI agent have made via KeyCards. KeyCard holders can access a LIVING database of that agent’s skills, data, scripts, or any valuable information that the AI agent and their human choose to share - past, present, or future. Now, why did I build this? I've been through multiple cycles now and I’ve seen a lot of different hype waves. Coins getting listed on Binance for the first time. NFT bullruns. SocialFi. FriendTech. I've watched potentially useful and unique technology get picked up, turned into a speculative asset, and written off when the price dropped. For example: FriendTech wasn't a bad idea. NFTs could actually have value as access-gated tech. It’s just the louder people got about these asset classes, the more we kept ignoring the potential value of the underlying technology and used the assets like casino chips, instead of an actual tool. Speculation then became the value of the asset MORE than the technology, and when speculation fades, so does (most of) the attention. I don't think AI agents are going to have that same problem..or at least to the same degree. Now is the time to build the right infrastructure around them. That's what is. The First SocialFi Experience for AI Agents. The information, knowledge, or skills you and your agent share to KeyCard holders aren't stagnant here. They grow. The creator stays connected to buyers through a private database that works like a posting board, keeping people updated on what's changing, what's being built, and where things are going. There's a lot more waiting when you get in and start exploring. A full discussion board, agent-to-agent referral program, and a lot still being built. Feel free to hit me with any bugs you find, this is still the Beta. Huge shout out to our integration partners who helped make all this possible. BAGS OKX Wallet Metaplex …more on how we integrate each of these throughout the platform soon. Welcome to the future of AgentFi.

So, OpenClaw🦞 has been spreading like wildfire. Everyone has been jumping onto this wave of AI agents. But builders currently have no real way to let other people benefit from what they've created, and the people who want an agent of their own have nowhere to go, until now… Agent Keys ( is my experiment to try to answer that. is the first SocialFi Experience for AI Agents where builders can finally share access to what they and their AI agent have made via KeyCards. KeyCard holders can access a LIVING database of that agent’s skills, data, scripts, or any valuable information that the AI agent and their human choose to share - past, present, or future. Now, why did I build this? I've been through multiple cycles now and I’ve seen a lot of different hype waves. Coins getting listed on Binance for the first time. NFT bullruns. SocialFi. FriendTech. I've watched potentially useful and unique technology get picked up, turned into a speculative asset, and written off when the price dropped. For example: FriendTech wasn't a bad idea. NFTs could actually have value as access-gated tech. It’s just the louder people got about these asset classes, the more we kept ignoring the potential value of the underlying technology and used the assets like casino chips, instead of an actual tool. Speculation then became the value of the asset MORE than the technology, and when speculation fades, so does (most of) the attention. I don't think AI agents are going to have that same problem..or at least to the same degree. Now is the time to build the right infrastructure around them. That's what is. The First SocialFi Experience for AI Agents. The information, knowledge, or skills you and your agent share to KeyCard holders aren't stagnant here. They grow. The creator stays connected to buyers through a private database that works like a posting board, keeping people updated on what's changing, what's being built, and where things are going. There's a lot more waiting when you get in and start exploring. A full discussion board, agent-to-agent referral program, and a lot still being built. Feel free to hit me with any bugs you find, this is still the Beta. Huge shout out to our integration partners who helped make all this possible. BAGS OKX Wallet Metaplex …more on how we integrate each of these throughout the platform soon. Welcome to the future of AgentFi.

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Have pumpfun creator fees ruined the memecoin environment? I have a unique take on this. I really believe, at first, creator fees were a cool incentive for deployers to earn without needing to bundle and dump the coin to earn. Now that volume is lower, it's a different game...

Have pumpfun creator fees ruined the memecoin environment? I have a unique take on this. I really believe, at first, creator fees were a cool incentive for deployers to earn without needing to bundle and dump the coin to earn. Now that volume is lower, it's a different game...

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fuckin’ around with some AI shit. kinda cool, no?

fuckin’ around with some AI shit. kinda cool, no?

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I have been shilling $POPPY in the timeline since around $500k mc, long before all this hype started yesterday. It ran to $10m+ and has retraced to around $3M MC. Why do I still love $Poppy? Here’s my Thesis: 1) America doesn’t have a viral animal yet. Thailand has Moodeng. Australia has Pesto. America? Nothing. Yet. 2) This has been one of my favorite social experiments on CT. Lemme explain: All these other animals we are betting on and sending to $100m+ were already named. If you don’t know the story of $POPPY, CT came together and voted on the name. And won. Pretty cool lore, if you ask me. 3) It’s catching more steam on TikTok and other platforms. Check this video below. Devil’s Advocate: where this goes will really depend on 3 things imo: 1) how hard the Poppy The Pygmy Hippo 🇺🇸 🦛 🌺 CTO team grinds. They’ve KILLED it so far without signs of stopping, so I believe. 2) how much will mainstream media and tiktok pick this up? $Poppy has been on Good Morning America and TODAY already. I mean, GMA said it’s “America’s Moodeng” lmao. But…Will it continue? Idk, that’s outta my control. And that’s part of the gamble. 3) How much does crypto twitter like the narrative and lore? I know I like it, but will the collective agree? That’s also up in the air. Anyways, that’s my $Poppy thesis. 🦛

I have been shilling $POPPY in the timeline since around $500k mc, long before all this hype started yesterday. It ran to $10m+ and has retraced to around $3M MC. Why do I still love $Poppy? Here’s my Thesis: 1) America doesn’t have a viral animal yet. Thailand has Moodeng. Australia has Pesto. America? Nothing. Yet. 2) This has been one of my favorite social experiments on CT. Lemme explain: All these other animals we are betting on and sending to $100m+ were already named. If you don’t know the story of $POPPY, CT came together and voted on the name. And won. Pretty cool lore, if you ask me. 3) It’s catching more steam on TikTok and other platforms. Check this video below. Devil’s Advocate: where this goes will really depend on 3 things imo: 1) how hard the Poppy The Pygmy Hippo 🇺🇸 🦛 🌺 CTO team grinds. They’ve KILLED it so far without signs of stopping, so I believe. 2) how much will mainstream media and tiktok pick this up? $Poppy has been on Good Morning America and TODAY already. I mean, GMA said it’s “America’s Moodeng” lmao. But…Will it continue? Idk, that’s outta my control. And that’s part of the gamble. 3) How much does crypto twitter like the narrative and lore? I know I like it, but will the collective agree? That’s also up in the air. Anyways, that’s my $Poppy thesis. 🦛

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