Gabriel M Haines

@gabrielhaines • 63,528 subscribers

daily crypto parody creating THE MAX EXTRACTOR - the greatest crypto tv pilot @MaxExtractorTV send mail -12955 Biscayne Blvd Ste 200 PMB 419 Miami, FL 33181

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POLYMARKET CAUGHT FAKING VOLUME DATA Watch as a $10 bet is reported as $52.9 in volume!

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1/ Meet Gabriel Haines, a US based threat actor tied to $19M from social engineering thefts targeting crypto holders. Haines flexes luxury cars, watches, private jets, &amp; clubs all over social media.

Gary Gensler I don’t want your crypto advice gary

Trading crypto in 2017 according to threadguy

Hyperliquid LIVE LOOK AT THE VALIDAOR SET CONVENING

🚨TRUST WALLET EXTENSION HACKED🚨 IF YOU HAVE IT INSTALLED TAKE PRECAUTIONS ASAP

Those are not my wallets. Cobie would never use Gate

SUIT GATE CONTINUES Polymarket has ALTERED the previous proposed out come from YES to NO and extended the voting deadline ZELISKY WORE A SUIT What do you think Shayne Coplan 🦅

CT BEEF Monad vs MegaETH - Binance listing agreement

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Presenting the official trailer for THE MAX EXTRACTOR

You sold because of a Chinese chat gpt? DeepSeek

New trailer for limited series about star crossed lovers Caroline Ellison and Sam Bankman-Fried the prodigies behind the FTX scandal. The Altruists premieres November 19.

Ethan Prosper bought his first McLaren, cash, no finance.

THE TRAILER FOR THE WORLDS GREATEST CRYPTO TV SHOW IS COMING OCT. 6th

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I've decided to step down as CEO of Twenty One. This wasn't an easy decision, but it was the right one. I have extracted a tremendous amount and I will continue to extract in the future.

“The thesis is simple” says Tulip King 🌷 “my bags are money and yours are failing business. That’s why $zec is going to a trillion dollar.”

I wanted the world of crypto to feel authentic, so I had to show the actor and crew exactly how it’s done. The Max Extractor trailer drops tomorrow.

YOU SOLD COINS BECAUSE OF IRAN

I received some interesting HEX.com 40% APY & 3866x price in 558 days!⬣🚀🌘 merch in the mail today… Send me a package 👉 12955 Biscayne Blvd Ste 200 PMB 419 Miami, FL 33181

.Gary Vaynerchuk: "I've been in a 7-10 week NFT cocoon." "I think it's about to completely blow the roof off." "I believe in 10 years, every Fortune 500 consumable product — apparel, CPG — will have a NFT marketing strategy."

Daily Loud Those r the aliens??

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highlights from conversation with Cobie 0:02 hangover 0:08 K hole 0:10 dick pills 0:16 meeting Ledger 🇺🇸 0:30 toughts on CL

PSA: THE BLOCKCHAIN IS COMPROMISED. DO NOT USE THE BLOCKCHAIN.

I saw $pons at 5 million. Did I buy? No I saw $ai at 3 million. Did I buy? No Will I give up? No The opportunities are endless. Bull is just heating up. Let’s get it.

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1/ Meet Gabriel Haines, a US based threat actor tied to $19M from social engineering thefts targeting crypto holders. Haines flexes luxury cars, watches, private jets, &amp; clubs all over social media.

Yes I am a gambler

holding ETH is embarrassing

1/ Meet Gabriel Haines, a US based threat actor tied to $19M from social engineering thefts targeting crypto holders. Haines flexes luxury cars, watches, private jets, & clubs all over social media.

1/ Meet Gabriel Haines, a US based threat actor tied to $19M from social engineering thefts targeting crypto holders. Haines flexes luxury cars, watches, private jets, & clubs all over social media.