Gabriel M Haines

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daily crypto parody creating THE MAX EXTRACTOR - the greatest crypto tv pilot @MaxExtractorTV send mail -12955 Biscayne Blvd Ste 200 PMB 419 Miami, FL 33181

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POLYMARKET CAUGHT FAKING VOLUME DATA Watch as a $10 bet is reported as $52.9 in volume!

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1/ Meet Gabriel Haines, a US based threat actor tied to $19M from social engineering thefts targeting crypto holders. Haines flexes luxury cars, watches, private jets, &amp; clubs all over social media.

Testing the Bill Ackman May I meet you

Trading crypto in 2017 according to threadguy

Gary Gensler I don’t want your crypto advice gary

🚨TRUST WALLET EXTENSION HACKED🚨 IF YOU HAVE IT INSTALLED TAKE PRECAUTIONS ASAP

Those are not my wallets. Cobie would never use Gate

Hyperliquid LIVE LOOK AT THE VALIDAOR SET CONVENING

SUIT GATE CONTINUES Polymarket has ALTERED the previous proposed out come from YES to NO and extended the voting deadline ZELISKY WORE A SUIT What do you think Shayne Coplan 🦅

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I saw $pons at 5 million. Did I buy? No I saw $ai at 3 million. Did I buy? No Will I give up? No The opportunities are endless. Bull is just heating up. Let’s get it.

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I've decided to step down as CEO of Twenty One. This wasn't an easy decision, but it was the right one. I have extracted a tremendous amount and I will continue to extract in the future.

You sold because of a Chinese chat gpt? DeepSeek

HAINES: “If a market is 97% likely to happen I’m 100% confident that nothing will happen. Nothing ever happens. That’s 10% on RISKLESS stuff!” Haines remarks that prediction market “bonds” are as secure as traditional bonds

.Gary Vaynerchuk: "I've been in a 7-10 week NFT cocoon." "I think it's about to completely blow the roof off." "I believe in 10 years, every Fortune 500 consumable product — apparel, CPG — will have a NFT marketing strategy."

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YOU SOLD COINS BECAUSE OF IRAN

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highlights from conversation with Cobie 0:02 hangover 0:08 K hole 0:10 dick pills 0:16 meeting Ledger 🇺🇸 0:30 toughts on CL

Daily Loud Those r the aliens??

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1/ Meet Gabriel Haines, a US based threat actor tied to $19M from social engineering thefts targeting crypto holders. Haines flexes luxury cars, watches, private jets, &amp; clubs all over social media.

PSA: THE BLOCKCHAIN IS COMPROMISED. DO NOT USE THE BLOCKCHAIN.

Uber can pay you without you driving for Uber Brands you are already using pay real cash for completing missions on EarnOS Sign up for ero:

POV - you are Brian Armstrong and you fire most of your devs Coinbase 🛡️

POV - you tell your wife about losing money in the Kelpdao Aave hack

POV - you explain to your wife why your funds are still stuck Aave Arbitrum

Yes I am a gambler

holding ETH is embarrassing

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He sold you $trump coin and he bought the hardest money on earth $eth

Yes, we did extract $100 million, but we are also the biggest believers in the project and you don’t understand how crypto works $wlfi

SOLD THE HEX.com 40% APY & 3866x price in 558 days!⬣🚀🌘 TABLETS FOR $150

1/ Meet Gabriel Haines, a US based threat actor tied to $19M from social engineering thefts targeting crypto holders. Haines flexes luxury cars, watches, private jets, & clubs all over social media.

1/ Meet Gabriel Haines, a US based threat actor tied to $19M from social engineering thefts targeting crypto holders. Haines flexes luxury cars, watches, private jets, & clubs all over social media.