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POLYMARKET CAUGHT FAKING VOLUME DATA Watch as a $10 bet is reported as $52.9 in volume!

POLYMARKET CAUGHT FAKING VOLUME DATA Watch as a $10 bet is reported as $52.9 in volume!

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1/ Meet Gabriel Haines, a US based threat actor tied to $19M from social engineering thefts targeting crypto holders. Haines flexes luxury cars, watches, private jets, & clubs all over social media.

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1/ Meet Gabriel Haines, a US based threat actor tied to $19M from social engineering thefts targeting crypto holders. Haines flexes luxury cars, watches, private jets, & clubs all over social media.

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Testing the Bill Ackman May I meet you

Testing the Bill Ackman May I meet you

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Gary Gensler I don’t want your crypto advice gary

Gary Gensler I don’t want your crypto advice gary

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Those are not my wallets. Cobie would never use Gate

Those are not my wallets. Cobie would never use Gate

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Free Casino CEO shares that his casino is giving away cash “We give the house edge to our customers. I lose money everyday of the week. I don’t care.”

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Free Casino CEO shares that his casino is giving away cash “We give the house edge to our customers. I lose money everyday of the week. I don’t care.”

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🚨TRUST WALLET EXTENSION HACKED🚨 IF YOU HAVE IT INSTALLED TAKE PRECAUTIONS ASAP

🚨TRUST WALLET EXTENSION HACKED🚨 IF YOU HAVE IT INSTALLED TAKE PRECAUTIONS ASAP

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Hyperliquid LIVE LOOK AT THE VALIDAOR SET CONVENING

Hyperliquid LIVE LOOK AT THE VALIDAOR SET CONVENING

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SUIT GATE CONTINUES Polymarket has ALTERED the previous proposed out come from YES to NO and extended the voting deadline ZELISKY WORE A SUIT What do you think Shayne Coplan 🦅

SUIT GATE CONTINUES Polymarket has ALTERED the previous proposed out come from YES to NO and extended the voting deadline ZELISKY WORE A SUIT What do you think Shayne Coplan 🦅

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THE TICKER IS $ETH

THE TICKER IS $ETH

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Here lies Gabriel, crypto investor -

Here lies Gabriel, crypto investor -

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You sold because of a Chinese chat gpt? DeepSeek
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You sold because of a Chinese chat gpt? DeepSeek

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HAINES: “If a market is 97% likely to happen I’m 100% confident that nothing will happen. Nothing ever happens. That’s 10% on RISKLESS stuff!” Haines remarks that prediction market “bonds” are as secure as traditional bonds
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HAINES: “If a market is 97% likely to happen I’m 100% confident that nothing will happen. Nothing ever happens. That’s 10% on RISKLESS stuff!” Haines remarks that prediction market “bonds” are as secure as traditional bonds

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A message to Ansem 🐂🀄️ regarding his new ANSEM crypto-currency
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A message to Ansem 🐂🀄️ regarding his new ANSEM crypto-currency

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highlights from conversation with Cobie 0:02 hangover 0:08 K hole 0:10 dick pills 0:16 meeting Ledger 🇺🇸 0:30 toughts on CL
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highlights from conversation with Cobie 0:02 hangover 0:08 K hole 0:10 dick pills 0:16 meeting Ledger 🇺🇸 0:30 toughts on CL

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1/ Meet Gabriel Haines, a US based threat actor tied to $19M from social engineering thefts targeting crypto holders. Haines flexes luxury cars, watches, private jets, & clubs all over social media.
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1/ Meet Gabriel Haines, a US based threat actor tied to $19M from social engineering thefts targeting crypto holders. Haines flexes luxury cars, watches, private jets, & clubs all over social media.

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I received some interesting HEX.com 40% APY & 3866x price in 558 days!⬣🚀🌘 merch in the mail today… Send me a package 👉 12955 Biscayne Blvd Ste 200 PMB 419 Miami, FL 33181
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I received some interesting HEX.com 40% APY & 3866x price in 558 days!⬣🚀🌘 merch in the mail today… Send me a package 👉 12955 Biscayne Blvd Ste 200 PMB 419 Miami, FL 33181

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YOU SOLD COINS BECAUSE OF IRAN
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YOU SOLD COINS BECAUSE OF IRAN

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POV - you are Brian Armstrong and you fire most of your devs Coinbase 🛡️
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POV - you are Brian Armstrong and you fire most of your devs Coinbase 🛡️

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POV - you explain to your wife why your funds are still stuck Aave Arbitrum
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POV - you explain to your wife why your funds are still stuck Aave Arbitrum

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POV - you tell your wife about losing money in the Kelpdao Aave hack
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POV - you tell your wife about losing money in the Kelpdao Aave hack

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PSA: THE BLOCKCHAIN IS COMPROMISED. DO NOT USE THE BLOCKCHAIN.
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PSA: THE BLOCKCHAIN IS COMPROMISED. DO NOT USE THE BLOCKCHAIN.

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Daily Loud Those r the aliens??
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Daily Loud Those r the aliens??

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Yes, we did extract $100 million, but we are also the biggest believers in the project and you don’t understand how crypto works $wlfi
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Yes, we did extract $100 million, but we are also the biggest believers in the project and you don’t understand how crypto works $wlfi

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General Catalyst just co-led a $31.5 million seed round into a blatant rip-off of my company I would typically not speak on things like this, but here is a 10 minute video explaining how this is completely unacceptable
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General Catalyst just co-led a $31.5 million seed round into a blatant rip-off of my company I would typically not speak on things like this, but here is a 10 minute video explaining how this is completely unacceptable

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POV - you try to cross hermozi with crypto
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POV - you try to cross hermozi with crypto

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He sold you $trump coin and he bought the hardest money on earth $eth
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He sold you $trump coin and he bought the hardest money on earth $eth

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POV - your applying for a crypto mortgage
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POV - your applying for a crypto mortgage

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Yes I am a gambler
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Yes I am a gambler

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Every crypto bro after hearing 🍜 cracked his Bitcoin wallet using Claude
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Every crypto bro after hearing 🍜 cracked his Bitcoin wallet using Claude

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SOLD THE HEX.com 40% APY & 3866x price in 558 days!⬣🚀🌘 TABLETS FOR $150
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SOLD THE HEX.com 40% APY & 3866x price in 558 days!⬣🚀🌘 TABLETS FOR $150

Gabriel M Haines

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