The Gay Ali Baba Show

🤮 Inbreeding In Islam 🤮 ——————- So, let’s talk about Muslim cousin marriage, because apparently some people think “keeping it in the family” is a virtue.🤷🏽 Newsflash, folks: it’s not a virtue, it’s a genetic dumpster fire. I mean, come on, 46% to 55% of Pakistani Muslims in the UK are marrying their first cousins? That’s not a family tree, that’s a family wreath. And the science, oh, the science is brutal. Double the risk of birth defects, infant mortality rates that’d make a medieval peasant blush, and IQs dropping faster than my online views when I talk about weed too much. It’s like they’re playing Russian roulette with their DNA, but the gun’s fully loaded. Here’s what makes it funnier: Muslims toss science out the window because Allah apparently knows best, calling it infidel gibberish cooked up by Jews, Christians, gays, Hindus, Buddhists as a scheme to diminish the Muslim population! But, when their kids come out looking like monkeys with serious genetic issues, they don’t blame the inbreeding, oh no no no, they call it a “disability” and a “test from Allah.” It’s like denying gravity because Newton was a Christian, then wondering why you keep falling. Look, I get it, tradition’s cute, right? Grandma’s recipes, grandpa’s war stories, sure. But when your tradition is banging your cousin and pumping out kids who need a manual to breathe, maybe it’s time to rethink the playbook. This isn’t “heritage,” it’s a cautionary tale with a pulse. And can we be honest? The rest of us are over here diversifying our gene pools, dating apps, swiping left on disaster, while these folks are like, “Nah, I’ll stick with the girl I shared a sandbox with, thanks.” It’s not romantic, it’s a horror movie starring your own chromosomes. So, keep at it, I guess, you tragic inbreeders. Your lineage is crumbling faster than a Republican’s spine on live TV. Here’s a tip: next time you’re at the family reunion, maybe don’t propose. 🤷🏽😝 ————— Percentage Sources: • 1988 Study (The Frequency of Consanguineous Marriage among British Pakistanis): 55% of 100 British Pakistani mothers in West Yorkshire married first cousins. • Born in Bradford Study (2007–2010): 59.3% of Pakistani women (n=3,038) were blood relatives of their baby’s father, with 37% married to first cousins; 60% of babies had parents who were first or second cousins. • Born in Bradford Follow-Up (2016–2019): 46% of mothers in three Bradford wards had parents who were first or second cousins, down from 60% a decade earlier. • 2011 Daily Mail: 50% of British Pakistanis marry first cousins, up to 70% in Bradford. • 2021 Daily Mail: 55% of Pakistani-heritage couples in Britain in cousin marriages. • 2024 Daily Mail: 46% of Pakistani-heritage women in Bradford in consanguineous relationships, down from 62% a decade ago. • 2025 NCESC: 50%-80% in specific locales like Birmingham, lacks primary data. • The video is of a Syrian Family

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