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Bosco Kebati alifika sayun kama amechoka sana. Linda Kebati and her mum and sister dance sarcastically besides Bosco’s coffin. The small sister seems to be struggling through all the shenanigans.

Bosco Kebati alifika sayun kama amechoka sana. Linda Kebati and her mum and sister dance sarcastically besides Bosco’s coffin. The small sister seems to be struggling through all the shenanigans.

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Tragically, the sniper using a high-powered rifle against the #RejectFinanceBill2024 has accidentally shot one of their own. This heartbreaking incident underscores the peril and unpredictability of using lethal force, as this lethal weapons can inadvertently harm their own

Tragically, the sniper using a high-powered rifle against the #RejectFinanceBill2024 has accidentally shot one of their own. This heartbreaking incident underscores the peril and unpredictability of using lethal force, as this lethal weapons can inadvertently harm their own

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I just love the energy Kenyans have. This country will get better 😂😂😂😂

I just love the energy Kenyans have. This country will get better 😂😂😂😂

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Garden City approaching town. #SiriNiNumbers

Garden City approaching town. #SiriNiNumbers

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Kenyan business owners are in for a big shock. The Chinese are taking over market after market, while the government continues to make life harder for local businesses. Who will be left standing when our own entrepreneurs are pushed out? 😲🇰🇪

Kenyan business owners are in for a big shock. The Chinese are taking over market after market, while the government continues to make life harder for local businesses. Who will be left standing when our own entrepreneurs are pushed out? 😲🇰🇪

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Murima ninjas after realising the lady in the viral video is not kikuyu 😅 Rein Dr.Dennis Adison Ouma.

Murima ninjas after realising the lady in the viral video is not kikuyu 😅 Rein Dr.Dennis Adison Ouma.

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#SiriNiNumbers have entered CBD

#SiriNiNumbers have entered CBD

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At the stroke of midnight, every nightclub in Kenya erupted in patriotic chants. Anyone dismissing these Gen Z protests against the Finance Bill 2024 isn't living in Kenya today. #RejectFinanceBill2024 #GenZProtests

At the stroke of midnight, every nightclub in Kenya erupted in patriotic chants. Anyone dismissing these Gen Z protests against the Finance Bill 2024 isn't living in Kenya today. #RejectFinanceBill2024 #GenZProtests

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⁦⁦Carrefour Kenya⁩ has launches a self-checkout service in Westgate Mall store. The first-of-its-kind service allowing customers to shop & complete purchases without the assistance of cashiers at the cash counter, saving time & avoiding inconveniences caused by long queues

⁦⁦Carrefour Kenya⁩ has launches a self-checkout service in Westgate Mall store. The first-of-its-kind service allowing customers to shop & complete purchases without the assistance of cashiers at the cash counter, saving time & avoiding inconveniences caused by long queues

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170,829 views • 5 days ago

Bosco died, and his family tried to erase his second family as though they had never existed. Then his daughter from that family was handed the microphone at his funeral……with No fear. No shame. She decided to burry them with the truth. 😲🙈😅
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Bosco died, and his family tried to erase his second family as though they had never existed. Then his daughter from that family was handed the microphone at his funeral……with No fear. No shame. She decided to burry them with the truth. 😲🙈😅

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822,694 views • 1 month ago

Welcome to Nairobi, Kenya, where everything is possible. Here, survival is not by oxygen alone. You need brains, backup brains, street sense, and a small emergency committee in your head.
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Welcome to Nairobi, Kenya, where everything is possible. Here, survival is not by oxygen alone. You need brains, backup brains, street sense, and a small emergency committee in your head.

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284,790 views • 26 days ago

You people don’t understand: in deep Kikuyu tradition, this is no ordinary accident. It is an omen of terrifying proportions. The elders tried to crown him, but the ancestors uncrowned him. The hat fell before he could even sit on the sacred stool. 200 goats may have to be slaughtered before that ceremony is attempted again. Historic Kirigiti has spoken. The Mountain rejected the coronation. A crown refused by the ancestors cannot be forced on by human hands.
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You people don’t understand: in deep Kikuyu tradition, this is no ordinary accident. It is an omen of terrifying proportions. The elders tried to crown him, but the ancestors uncrowned him. The hat fell before he could even sit on the sacred stool. 200 goats may have to be slaughtered before that ceremony is attempted again. Historic Kirigiti has spoken. The Mountain rejected the coronation. A crown refused by the ancestors cannot be forced on by human hands.

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250,062 views • 29 days ago

Apostle Arome Osayi says he sent ministers, pastors and bishops to Kenya and put them in a guesthouse that recorded who entered each room. Most of them had women coming into their room. One bishop allegedly had a threesome, then was ready to preach at 8 a.m. 😳🤣 Omoh! From “come unto me” at night to “let us pray” in the morning!
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Apostle Arome Osayi says he sent ministers, pastors and bishops to Kenya and put them in a guesthouse that recorded who entered each room. Most of them had women coming into their room. One bishop allegedly had a threesome, then was ready to preach at 8 a.m. 😳🤣 Omoh! From “come unto me” at night to “let us pray” in the morning!

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195,955 views • 25 days ago

11 wives, and one stands up to say there’s no rivalry among them. This man should be teaching conflict resolution at the UN. 😂
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11 wives, and one stands up to say there’s no rivalry among them. This man should be teaching conflict resolution at the UN. 😂

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159,722 views • 23 days ago

Absolutely nothing seems to be working in Kenya 😂😂😂😂 #77NiNumbers #SabaSaba2025
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Absolutely nothing seems to be working in Kenya 😂😂😂😂 #77NiNumbers #SabaSaba2025

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716,067 views • 1 year ago

Putni is like, Who the Heck is this guy??😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣
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Putni is like, Who the Heck is this guy??😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣

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809,539 views • 1 year ago

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH NAIROBI’S SECURITY?! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE, SOME POOR MZUNGU GETS HIS MOTORCYCLE SNATCHED RIGHT IN BROAD DAYLIGHT, AND NO ONE DOES A DAMN THING ABOUT IT! THIS CITY IS A FREAKING JOKE! Ministry of Interior | Kenya KIPCHUMBA MURKOMEN, E.G.H
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WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH NAIROBI’S SECURITY?! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE, SOME POOR MZUNGU GETS HIS MOTORCYCLE SNATCHED RIGHT IN BROAD DAYLIGHT, AND NO ONE DOES A DAMN THING ABOUT IT! THIS CITY IS A FREAKING JOKE! Ministry of Interior | Kenya KIPCHUMBA MURKOMEN, E.G.H

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383,981 views • 8 months ago

Sadly, this is the daughter of the late Senior Counsel Nzamba Kitonga. A distinguished constitutional lawyer, former LSK Chair and the man who chaired the Constitution of Kenya Review Commission, helping steer the process of Kenya’s 2010 Constitution.
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Sadly, this is the daughter of the late Senior Counsel Nzamba Kitonga. A distinguished constitutional lawyer, former LSK Chair and the man who chaired the Constitution of Kenya Review Commission, helping steer the process of Kenya’s 2010 Constitution.

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320,420 views • 9 months ago

Dg Kenya National Highways Authority (KeNHA) what more do you need ? Very sad
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Dg Kenya National Highways Authority (KeNHA) what more do you need ? Very sad

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130,046 views • 3 months ago

This speech will become part of history and it will be remembered for generations to come👏🏽
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This speech will become part of history and it will be remembered for generations to come👏🏽

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743,153 views • 2 years ago

Robert Alai has spent years treating the internet like it has no consequences. The court will soon hand him Ksh.60M worth of consequences. No blogger in Kenya has been more reckless with his keyboard and none has fallen harder for it. Unless Ruto personally rescues him from this judgment, Alai’s political ambitions end exactly where his mouth got him. Courts, it turns out, are not impressed by follower counts.
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Robert Alai has spent years treating the internet like it has no consequences. The court will soon hand him Ksh.60M worth of consequences. No blogger in Kenya has been more reckless with his keyboard and none has fallen harder for it. Unless Ruto personally rescues him from this judgment, Alai’s political ambitions end exactly where his mouth got him. Courts, it turns out, are not impressed by follower counts.

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136,587 views • 4 months ago

A legend was just walking his “girlfriend” home like a gentleman, all smiles, until he saw his kids coming back with milk and bread. Let me tell you Maina…Legend vanished. Left the babe on the roadside like she was talking to a ghost. 😂😂😂
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A legend was just walking his “girlfriend” home like a gentleman, all smiles, until he saw his kids coming back with milk and bread. Let me tell you Maina…Legend vanished. Left the babe on the roadside like she was talking to a ghost. 😂😂😂

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407,286 views • 1 year ago

Duale’s statement is a DAMNING indictment of President William Ruto’s judgment: “Ule mama alikuwa kwa Cabinet, hata kusoma Cabinet paper ilikuwa shida, ni mimi nilikuwa namsaidia.” If Ruto appointed and retained a CS who allegedly couldn’t even read Cabinet papers without another CS helping her, the bigger question isn’t Aisha Jumwa’s competence. It’s the competence of the man who looked at her and said: PERFECT, THIS ONE BELONGS IN MY CABINET!
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Duale’s statement is a DAMNING indictment of President William Ruto’s judgment: “Ule mama alikuwa kwa Cabinet, hata kusoma Cabinet paper ilikuwa shida, ni mimi nilikuwa namsaidia.” If Ruto appointed and retained a CS who allegedly couldn’t even read Cabinet papers without another CS helping her, the bigger question isn’t Aisha Jumwa’s competence. It’s the competence of the man who looked at her and said: PERFECT, THIS ONE BELONGS IN MY CABINET!

George Njoroge

66,527 views • 2 months ago

Post this video in your family WhatsApp group and you will be EXCOMMUNICATED immediately. Most cannot handle TRUTH in the family space. Share their reactions 😉
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Post this video in your family WhatsApp group and you will be EXCOMMUNICATED immediately. Most cannot handle TRUTH in the family space. Share their reactions 😉

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305,114 views • 1 year ago

When karma revenged on the spot and the GenZ’s went helping
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When karma revenged on the spot and the GenZ’s went helping

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477,096 views • 2 years ago

This thing is Boiling nicely 😲
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This thing is Boiling nicely 😲

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24,243 views • 29 days ago

Apparently, hapo Nakuru Statehouse leo KDF are out of the barracks.😮😲
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Apparently, hapo Nakuru Statehouse leo KDF are out of the barracks.😮😲

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447,291 views • 2 years ago

This really breaks my heart, but I’m so proud of them for not giving up 👏
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This really breaks my heart, but I’m so proud of them for not giving up 👏

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131,685 views • 7 months ago