Gigachad's banner
Gigachad's profile picture

Gigachad

@gigachad • 71,856 subscribers

The Big One🗿

Shorts

“If you have a net worth of $100, you are only 33 hands of blackjack away from Elon Musk.”

“If you have a net worth of $100, you are only 33 hands of blackjack away from Elon Musk.”

1,529,994 Aufrufe

“You have a better chance of getting a girlfriend by being openly misogynistic and homophobic than by being shy.”

“You have a better chance of getting a girlfriend by being openly misogynistic and homophobic than by being shy.”

111,952 Aufrufe

“Going back to the casino to demand my money back because I was drunk and couldn’t consent to playing black jack.”

Sensitive content

“Going back to the casino to demand my money back because I was drunk and couldn’t consent to playing black jack.”

256,755 Aufrufe

“the reason why Europe is falling is because it lost its Christian faith”

“the reason why Europe is falling is because it lost its Christian faith”

32,422 Aufrufe

“I gave the fly brain $100 to trade bitcoin.”

“I gave the fly brain $100 to trade bitcoin.”

527,569 Aufrufe

“life starts after 6ft”

“life starts after 6ft”

150,509 Aufrufe

“Sol Brah had a $47 cookbook PDF that told you to Google the recipes.”

“Sol Brah had a $47 cookbook PDF that told you to Google the recipes.”

19,285 Aufrufe

“MEN WOULD RATHER MAKE FLYING CARS THAN GO TO THERAPY.”

“MEN WOULD RATHER MAKE FLYING CARS THAN GO TO THERAPY.”

44,617 Aufrufe

>having high testosterone levels because they don’t have a boss telling them what to do

>having high testosterone levels because they don’t have a boss telling them what to do

135,100 Aufrufe

“Old guys telling young men how to date is like dropping off a civil war era general in Ukraine.”

“Old guys telling young men how to date is like dropping off a civil war era general in Ukraine.”

66,271 Aufrufe

“A lot of ppl are missing the real moral of the Cornell 7 story which is that women shouldn’t go to college”

“A lot of ppl are missing the real moral of the Cornell 7 story which is that women shouldn’t go to college”

32,760 Aufrufe

“Someone asked if I was ready for the fall and it took me a second to realize they meant autumn and not the total collapse of society.”

“Someone asked if I was ready for the fall and it took me a second to realize they meant autumn and not the total collapse of society.”

191,797 Aufrufe

Giving your child a Marlboro red instead of an IPad

Sensitive content

Giving your child a Marlboro red instead of an IPad

56,371 Aufrufe

“There have been 325,000 Government jobs cut and there is literally no noticeable difference in Government.”

“There have been 325,000 Government jobs cut and there is literally no noticeable difference in Government.”

281,789 Aufrufe

“Remember to treat your body like a data center. Consume as much literature and water as possible.”

“Remember to treat your body like a data center. Consume as much literature and water as possible.”

294,267 Aufrufe

“drinking data center water and absorbing all the data”

“drinking data center water and absorbing all the data”

225,550 Aufrufe

“Despite being quite handsome, I will not go outside and get a girlfriend.”

“Despite being quite handsome, I will not go outside and get a girlfriend.”

27,370 Aufrufe

“Men should be obligated to marry a girl if they took her virginity”

Sensitive content

“Men should be obligated to marry a girl if they took her virginity”

69,756 Aufrufe

“A woman was rude to me on the train today, so I googled the book she was reading and spoiled the plot”

“A woman was rude to me on the train today, so I googled the book she was reading and spoiled the plot”

235,816 Aufrufe

The average Haaland fanart:

The average Haaland fanart:

299,852 Aufrufe

Videos

gigachad's profile picture

“Only slaves dream of a job”

Gigachad

64,104 Aufrufe • vor 14 Tagen

“if your aura is high enough, you don’t actually need a job, the universe just pays you for existing.”
0:20

Sensitive content

This media may contain sensitive content.

gigachad's profile picture

“A fruit fly took my job”

Gigachad

72,342 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

gigachad's profile picture

It’s on the 6th of March.

Gigachad

220,215 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr