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Relatable jokes, bad sleep, and zero life progress

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I haven't seen a fruit drip like this in years

I haven't seen a fruit drip like this in years

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when your life is lowkey boring but atleast your not typing a paragraph to someone begging them to stay in your life

when your life is lowkey boring but atleast your not typing a paragraph to someone begging them to stay in your life

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"I'm going to take advantage of the afternoon to organize my wardrobe" I folded two blouses:

"I'm going to take advantage of the afternoon to organize my wardrobe" I folded two blouses:

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bills are about to be due again even though I just paid them all BEING ALIVE IS SO EXPENSIVE I'M TIRED

bills are about to be due again even though I just paid them all BEING ALIVE IS SO EXPENSIVE I'M TIRED

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just remembered that my future depends on me

just remembered that my future depends on me

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When you're at work and the real you almost slips out

When you're at work and the real you almost slips out

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how it feels to go in the bathroom when ur the right amount of tipsy at the bar

how it feels to go in the bathroom when ur the right amount of tipsy at the bar

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Nobody: Me and my friends telling jokes:

Nobody: Me and my friends telling jokes:

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-No girlfriend/Boyfriend -Gym 5x a week -Same 3 friends -One delusional crush -8hrs work -Life is good
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-No girlfriend/Boyfriend -Gym 5x a week -Same 3 friends -One delusional crush -8hrs work -Life is good

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him: “send me a picture of you playing with your 🐱.” me:
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him: “send me a picture of you playing with your 🐱.” me:

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