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Why can’t you learn from this woman’s humility? She knelt down and served her husband. Did she die? Did the knees break off?? Mwe baaana mwe abawala abepankapanka learn from your elders otherwise you’ll continue to stay lonely with virtual friends hyping you !! .

Why can’t you learn from this woman’s humility? She knelt down and served her husband. Did she die? Did the knees break off?? Mwe baaana mwe abawala abepankapanka learn from your elders otherwise you’ll continue to stay lonely with virtual friends hyping you !! .

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Masaka-Mutukula Road is such a big shame to this country. How can we have so much goods and trade coming through that boarder yet we fail to see the importance of working on that road? The waiting areas where the trucks park before they go through the scan is close to a pigsty. Bisoooto everywhere. Kasassiro and unnecessary traffic caused by disorder. When you cross the boarder , Tz is the opposite. From the gate of entry to Bukoba the roads are clear and clean. How can we have leaders that have no shame in their blood system? Clip below 👇🏽 is a road in Kyaka- Kagera Tanzania 🇹🇿 where we had a meeting this morning. Miles away from the boarder but see !! No silly humps, no pot-holes and I hear it was constructed 10 plus years ago. We have no as a people of this country!!

Masaka-Mutukula Road is such a big shame to this country. How can we have so much goods and trade coming through that boarder yet we fail to see the importance of working on that road? The waiting areas where the trucks park before they go through the scan is close to a pigsty. Bisoooto everywhere. Kasassiro and unnecessary traffic caused by disorder. When you cross the boarder , Tz is the opposite. From the gate of entry to Bukoba the roads are clear and clean. How can we have leaders that have no shame in their blood system? Clip below 👇🏽 is a road in Kyaka- Kagera Tanzania 🇹🇿 where we had a meeting this morning. Miles away from the boarder but see !! No silly humps, no pot-holes and I hear it was constructed 10 plus years ago. We have no as a people of this country!!

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Have you seen us at the Kololo Junction Traffic Lights 🚥 today? That was us: After the lunch date at Protea, I took the boys on a street vending challenge. The idea was to teach them to make pitch in 20 seconds and make someone buy an apple 🍎 or an orange 🍊. I gave each boy 3 apples to sale make sure they bring me back my capital investment but keep their profit. They had to learn to smile for someone in the car and convince them to buy an apple. They had to learn to fight for space with other street vendors because they also want to work. They had to find away to pay attention to the bodabodas while they walk through the cars. Above all, they had to learn to take “no” as an answer in case someone is not interested in buying. I taught them that sometimes people have a bad day and they don’t want anything to do with your products. They also learned that to make a sale , it’s not a walk in a park!!! Thank you for the people who passed by and bought from these boys …. Today is an experience for them to remember.

Have you seen us at the Kololo Junction Traffic Lights 🚥 today? That was us: After the lunch date at Protea, I took the boys on a street vending challenge. The idea was to teach them to make pitch in 20 seconds and make someone buy an apple 🍎 or an orange 🍊. I gave each boy 3 apples to sale make sure they bring me back my capital investment but keep their profit. They had to learn to smile for someone in the car and convince them to buy an apple. They had to learn to fight for space with other street vendors because they also want to work. They had to find away to pay attention to the bodabodas while they walk through the cars. Above all, they had to learn to take “no” as an answer in case someone is not interested in buying. I taught them that sometimes people have a bad day and they don’t want anything to do with your products. They also learned that to make a sale , it’s not a walk in a park!!! Thank you for the people who passed by and bought from these boys …. Today is an experience for them to remember.

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Good Parents, Guess what!! Today we have finished our awesome Girl Quest Program and we are having our Cotillion today. These are no longer girls. They’re “Ladies”. They’ve gone through 09 big days of camp to be trained to be ladies. How a lady speaks, walks , smells, carries herself in public and private . Am optimistic abt the future of girls. It’s going to be an awesome generation tomorrow. In search of #Femininity

Good Parents, Guess what!! Today we have finished our awesome Girl Quest Program and we are having our Cotillion today. These are no longer girls. They’re “Ladies”. They’ve gone through 09 big days of camp to be trained to be ladies. How a lady speaks, walks , smells, carries herself in public and private . Am optimistic abt the future of girls. It’s going to be an awesome generation tomorrow. In search of #Femininity

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These are the things that should take your money as a man. Not stupid DJ Shows. How can a man pay money to watch a female DJ playing with buttons on an electric thing all night. A man??

These are the things that should take your money as a man. Not stupid DJ Shows. How can a man pay money to watch a female DJ playing with buttons on an electric thing all night. A man??

Godfrey KUTEESA!!

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Yesterday, I escorted the girls to school. The school is nearby and they go cycling. In our Uganda a child lives in nansana goes to school at Kabojja in Kololo. That same child can’t commute by themselves. If they come cycling, they’ll be laughed at.

Yesterday, I escorted the girls to school. The school is nearby and they go cycling. In our Uganda a child lives in nansana goes to school at Kabojja in Kololo. That same child can’t commute by themselves. If they come cycling, they’ll be laughed at.

Godfrey KUTEESA!!

54,112 Aufrufe • vor 29 Tagen

Kyengera building not MALL Same applies to #mulawa

Kyengera building not MALL Same applies to #mulawa

Godfrey KUTEESA!!

35,464 Aufrufe • vor 25 Tagen

Today I did a car review as a traditional man. Waliwo azze okundabako najja nga avuga emotoka ekika kya #TESILA. Ntidde!! The entire car is full of technology. I grabbed the key , nange nenvuga mu nga nekyanga!! Kamotoka kawooomu nnyo era nkagadde nja kagulira Bisirikilwa!! What do you know abt TESLA? Watch my review nga nkola amaalo!! Andrew Kyamagero nze ntidde.

Today I did a car review as a traditional man. Waliwo azze okundabako najja nga avuga emotoka ekika kya #TESILA. Ntidde!! The entire car is full of technology. I grabbed the key , nange nenvuga mu nga nekyanga!! Kamotoka kawooomu nnyo era nkagadde nja kagulira Bisirikilwa!! What do you know abt TESLA? Watch my review nga nkola amaalo!! Andrew Kyamagero nze ntidde.

Godfrey KUTEESA!!

59,782 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

Today morning it rained on us but it feels good to get some rain ☔️. We learnt how to love our country There’s no country better than Uganda 🇺🇬. It rains and gets sunny at the same day.

Today morning it rained on us but it feels good to get some rain ☔️. We learnt how to love our country There’s no country better than Uganda 🇺🇬. It rains and gets sunny at the same day.

Godfrey KUTEESA!!

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After 09 days of being tortured and abused , here are the boys that can’t walk, can’t breathe and can’t be happy. They’re crying 😭. And their parents are making complaints using their phones 📱 Avoid this camp. It’s not good. It’s just exploitation. .

After 09 days of being tortured and abused , here are the boys that can’t walk, can’t breathe and can’t be happy. They’re crying 😭. And their parents are making complaints using their phones 📱 Avoid this camp. It’s not good. It’s just exploitation. .

Godfrey KUTEESA!!

58,947 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

Jo juuzi I went to Caramel-Naalya but I don’t like that place anymore. Ekyanyiziiza kiri kimu… I wanted to have a decent meal 🥘 but they told me they don’t serve katogo kebinyeebwa. I kept quiet. As if that wasn’t enough… n’embasaba chai ☕️… they brought me one ka cup n’obukoola… but that wasn’t the problem…the problem was that the girl served me ng’anesiimbyeko!! How can you serve me nga wesiimbye nga omuti gwa masanyalaze ? Which kind of customer care is this? Part of doing good business is called “knowing your customers!!”. If you see a customer is traditional what do you loose when you serve him nga ofukamide. Ndi munyiivu nyo era they lost a good customer. Nze ssaagala joogo … Video yiiyo judge for yourself

Jo juuzi I went to Caramel-Naalya but I don’t like that place anymore. Ekyanyiziiza kiri kimu… I wanted to have a decent meal 🥘 but they told me they don’t serve katogo kebinyeebwa. I kept quiet. As if that wasn’t enough… n’embasaba chai ☕️… they brought me one ka cup n’obukoola… but that wasn’t the problem…the problem was that the girl served me ng’anesiimbyeko!! How can you serve me nga wesiimbye nga omuti gwa masanyalaze ? Which kind of customer care is this? Part of doing good business is called “knowing your customers!!”. If you see a customer is traditional what do you loose when you serve him nga ofukamide. Ndi munyiivu nyo era they lost a good customer. Nze ssaagala joogo … Video yiiyo judge for yourself

Godfrey KUTEESA!!

104,227 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten

On #Parenting: The challenge of Special Mode Treatment on raising boys!! . Tell me in the comments below: Have you ever seen a boy raised in a special treatment mode ? How did he turn out in life ?

On #Parenting: The challenge of Special Mode Treatment on raising boys!! . Tell me in the comments below: Have you ever seen a boy raised in a special treatment mode ? How did he turn out in life ?

Godfrey KUTEESA!!

52,804 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

So the other day, before the girls went to school, they manipulated me into buying them #bicepere…we ended up at that ka place in Naalya… I was surprised nti ebifo bino tebagaba mazi n’akataasa akokunaaba mungalo. People just eat with dirty hands. Abazungu babonoonye.

So the other day, before the girls went to school, they manipulated me into buying them #bicepere…we ended up at that ka place in Naalya… I was surprised nti ebifo bino tebagaba mazi n’akataasa akokunaaba mungalo. People just eat with dirty hands. Abazungu babonoonye.

Godfrey KUTEESA!!

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“Why do you take your child to that man? His camps are too harsh I don’t like him” The man at 04am 👇🏽

“Why do you take your child to that man? His camps are too harsh I don’t like him” The man at 04am 👇🏽

Godfrey KUTEESA!!

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Yesterday I went to have dinner at some Japanese restaurant called Yujo. Bamazeeko Amaalo gano!! First I failed to understand their menu!! Ogutabo gunene nnyo gukoma eri… Secondly the names are in Japanese. Nze kyenakoze kiri kimu… I ordered for rice 🍚 with some funny name and I sat and waited… mbu “chicken tariyako”!! I asked the girl byebiki bino?? Anyway they brought the food after 40 mins nga nzena nkooye. What annoyed me is that they gave me obutti bwaba chunguli to eat with , I hear chopsticks 🥢. I threw them aside after 3 attempts because they were delaying me nenkozessa wumma to quicken up my eating. I want to officially complain nti their bu rice 🍚 is too small!! How do they expect a traditional man to eat such a tiny ka portion and be full. Obumere butono atte babuseera okukamara!! Kitalo nnyo!! Enaleemu yeleesse ebizibu bino byonna!! I will never go back in restaurant yaba chunguli . They’ve lost a traditional customer. Ndi munyiivu nnyo

Yesterday I went to have dinner at some Japanese restaurant called Yujo. Bamazeeko Amaalo gano!! First I failed to understand their menu!! Ogutabo gunene nnyo gukoma eri… Secondly the names are in Japanese. Nze kyenakoze kiri kimu… I ordered for rice 🍚 with some funny name and I sat and waited… mbu “chicken tariyako”!! I asked the girl byebiki bino?? Anyway they brought the food after 40 mins nga nzena nkooye. What annoyed me is that they gave me obutti bwaba chunguli to eat with , I hear chopsticks 🥢. I threw them aside after 3 attempts because they were delaying me nenkozessa wumma to quicken up my eating. I want to officially complain nti their bu rice 🍚 is too small!! How do they expect a traditional man to eat such a tiny ka portion and be full. Obumere butono atte babuseera okukamara!! Kitalo nnyo!! Enaleemu yeleesse ebizibu bino byonna!! I will never go back in restaurant yaba chunguli . They’ve lost a traditional customer. Ndi munyiivu nnyo

Godfrey KUTEESA!!

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Today morning as I was jogging in Muiden - Nederland, I saw a big farm with such big big cows 🐄. I said to myself “ i will go and have look and ask abt farming. I know am not on appointment and don’t know these people but well if they welcome me, it wud be great, if they don’t, glad I would have tried.” I walked there. On my first sight, I met the wife who’s in her late 40’s. She was busy mowing grass. She smiled at me and I told her my issue. Well she said she’s busy but I can go ask her husband. As a big headed person I went to the husband, Pete. The guy is 54 yrs. He was busy fixing the farm tractor 🚜. Told him am Ugandan and interested in looking around to learn how their farm works. He said “yes”. And that was the beginning of the entire 2 hours I spent with them. He showed me the food, the milk and the milking by the robot. He showed me feeds. What surprised me is the attitude he has towards his farm. He has been on this farm since day one of his birth. The farm has gone through generations. It was started 200yrs ago and it’s still going on. In my time with him, I have learnt that the things we ignore most in Uganda 🇺🇬 are the things they take seriously. They work with a good attitude and get rich. Then the govt taxes them and gives us donations. Farming is their solution. They love and farm with passion. In our land farming is for the old. A child sells of their land to start a phone business at Kooki towers. Our mind needs to be reset.

Today morning as I was jogging in Muiden - Nederland, I saw a big farm with such big big cows 🐄. I said to myself “ i will go and have look and ask abt farming. I know am not on appointment and don’t know these people but well if they welcome me, it wud be great, if they don’t, glad I would have tried.” I walked there. On my first sight, I met the wife who’s in her late 40’s. She was busy mowing grass. She smiled at me and I told her my issue. Well she said she’s busy but I can go ask her husband. As a big headed person I went to the husband, Pete. The guy is 54 yrs. He was busy fixing the farm tractor 🚜. Told him am Ugandan and interested in looking around to learn how their farm works. He said “yes”. And that was the beginning of the entire 2 hours I spent with them. He showed me the food, the milk and the milking by the robot. He showed me feeds. What surprised me is the attitude he has towards his farm. He has been on this farm since day one of his birth. The farm has gone through generations. It was started 200yrs ago and it’s still going on. In my time with him, I have learnt that the things we ignore most in Uganda 🇺🇬 are the things they take seriously. They work with a good attitude and get rich. Then the govt taxes them and gives us donations. Farming is their solution. They love and farm with passion. In our land farming is for the old. A child sells of their land to start a phone business at Kooki towers. Our mind needs to be reset.

Godfrey KUTEESA!!

153,193 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

Mr Kuteesa who did you vote? Me: No one!! Traditional Men don’t waste time in useless voting. They believe that voting is a way of giving another person power to decide for you!! Him: So what do traditional men do ? Traditional Men believe in Federal System of shared power. No one person should have more power of the other. Traditional men believe in the King and the Kingship. Why ? Because a King is born a King. He doesn’t need to be voted for. Thats why they subscribe to kingship Also Traditional Men don’t attend useless rallies to be lied to by politicians. They know and believe there’s no Messiah coming to fix their problems. Traditional Men are wise. They see beyond lies. They can’t waste time listening to campaigns. They’re busy working and planning for the construction of cottages for tourists. 📍Makuyuni Wildlife Park- Tanzania 🇹🇿

Mr Kuteesa who did you vote? Me: No one!! Traditional Men don’t waste time in useless voting. They believe that voting is a way of giving another person power to decide for you!! Him: So what do traditional men do ? Traditional Men believe in Federal System of shared power. No one person should have more power of the other. Traditional men believe in the King and the Kingship. Why ? Because a King is born a King. He doesn’t need to be voted for. Thats why they subscribe to kingship Also Traditional Men don’t attend useless rallies to be lied to by politicians. They know and believe there’s no Messiah coming to fix their problems. Traditional Men are wise. They see beyond lies. They can’t waste time listening to campaigns. They’re busy working and planning for the construction of cottages for tourists. 📍Makuyuni Wildlife Park- Tanzania 🇹🇿

Godfrey KUTEESA!!

30,669 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

#BootCamp #Lesson06 A weak man runs away from problems, a strong man stays and manages these problems. .

#BootCamp #Lesson06 A weak man runs away from problems, a strong man stays and manages these problems. .

Godfrey KUTEESA!!

88,612 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

In Arusha this morning I caught up with with Mw Amos Wekesa and we exercised as marveled about Tanzanias 🇹🇿 progress. Progress Can u believe Arusha airport has now been made a fully operational International Airport? Meaning it will have immigration and anyone will be able to land there!! Arusha airport gets 273 commercial per week commercial. Politics Can u imagine Tanzania 🇹🇿 is in elections this October but no one is talking about it? Everyone is damn busy minding their business. We waste alot time in useless crap. Think beyond propaganda. Anyways nkomawo to have a meal at Caramel-Naalya. I hope that girl who served me without kneeling 🧎‍♀️is suspended by the time I reach. Ssimusangawo!!

In Arusha this morning I caught up with with Mw Amos Wekesa and we exercised as marveled about Tanzanias 🇹🇿 progress. Progress Can u believe Arusha airport has now been made a fully operational International Airport? Meaning it will have immigration and anyone will be able to land there!! Arusha airport gets 273 commercial per week commercial. Politics Can u imagine Tanzania 🇹🇿 is in elections this October but no one is talking about it? Everyone is damn busy minding their business. We waste alot time in useless crap. Think beyond propaganda. Anyways nkomawo to have a meal at Caramel-Naalya. I hope that girl who served me without kneeling 🧎‍♀️is suspended by the time I reach. Ssimusangawo!!

Godfrey KUTEESA!!

50,278 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten

Did you know that our Boot Camp ⛺️ started yesterday? . A boys boot camp that turns the weak into strong 💪. Breaking every lazy mindset and building a strong foundation of masculinity.

Did you know that our Boot Camp ⛺️ started yesterday? . A boys boot camp that turns the weak into strong 💪. Breaking every lazy mindset and building a strong foundation of masculinity.

Godfrey KUTEESA!!

87,873 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

My Guest Kosei from Japan 🇯🇵 has tasted his first fresh pineapple 🍍 straight from the garden to the mouth. Guys is there a country better than Uganda 🇺🇬?? One bite on the kayunga pineapple and the juice drives him crazy

My Guest Kosei from Japan 🇯🇵 has tasted his first fresh pineapple 🍍 straight from the garden to the mouth. Guys is there a country better than Uganda 🇺🇬?? One bite on the kayunga pineapple and the juice drives him crazy

Godfrey KUTEESA!!

80,622 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

MEN here’s my annoying message to you!! If your name has ever appeared on the Birth Certificate of a Child as the Father 3 yrs ago, pls be reminded that that child is going back to school tomorrow!! Pay the damn school fees!!

MEN here’s my annoying message to you!! If your name has ever appeared on the Birth Certificate of a Child as the Father 3 yrs ago, pls be reminded that that child is going back to school tomorrow!! Pay the damn school fees!!

Godfrey KUTEESA!!

95,179 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

A bunch of nonsense!! Which man are u going to make wait without a clear answer?? I hear “am still studying you”. Are you CMI to study someone for more two months? Girls am telling you today, Men don’t have time anymore. If he approaches you and shows interest in you and start playing tricks, he’ll move on swiftly and when you call him back, you’ll dance to his tune. Be clear!! It’s either Yes or No - there’s nothing in between. Men are busy

A bunch of nonsense!! Which man are u going to make wait without a clear answer?? I hear “am still studying you”. Are you CMI to study someone for more two months? Girls am telling you today, Men don’t have time anymore. If he approaches you and shows interest in you and start playing tricks, he’ll move on swiftly and when you call him back, you’ll dance to his tune. Be clear!! It’s either Yes or No - there’s nothing in between. Men are busy

Godfrey KUTEESA!!

114,856 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

Dear Lord This sounds like a skit , How in the world can a boy say he won’t go to school because of pocket money ?? When such things happen save our number: (0) 783440913 . Our Correction Program handles such boys in style.

Dear Lord This sounds like a skit , How in the world can a boy say he won’t go to school because of pocket money ?? When such things happen save our number: (0) 783440913 . Our Correction Program handles such boys in style.

Godfrey KUTEESA!!

24,194 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten