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Out-parodying JB Pritzker 😂 I roast the sleazy dynasty with memes, AI videos & brutal facts. Daily pricks for the people 👇

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My second warning to Trump! The 3rd time he’ll face the full weight of my force!

My second warning to Trump! The 3rd time he’ll face the full weight of my force!

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Here is my attempt to keep the Chicago Bears from leaving Illinois and giving Indiana 2 teams and none in Arlington Heights. 👀👀🤷🏻‍♂️ #Pritzker

Here is my attempt to keep the Chicago Bears from leaving Illinois and giving Indiana 2 teams and none in Arlington Heights. 👀👀🤷🏻‍♂️ #Pritzker

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I will fight for our diversity in Chicago! Trump will not take this away from you! Good Friday morning!

I will fight for our diversity in Chicago! Trump will not take this away from you! Good Friday morning!

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No one wants to mess with me…. Neither Ton Homan nor any of his goons will ever bring me in. I’m a man’s man. They are all fired on Day 1 of the Pritzker Presidency.

No one wants to mess with me…. Neither Ton Homan nor any of his goons will ever bring me in. I’m a man’s man. They are all fired on Day 1 of the Pritzker Presidency.

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I already warned Trump! I am a “happy warrior” and he will not harass my people on Tuesday 1/21 or any other day! No deportations in Chicago!

I already warned Trump! I am a “happy warrior” and he will not harass my people on Tuesday 1/21 or any other day! No deportations in Chicago!

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When Shot Spotter is gone, you’ll get a lot more of this in Chicago. Enjoy. #SundayFunday

When Shot Spotter is gone, you’ll get a lot more of this in Chicago. Enjoy. #SundayFunday

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JB Pritzker WILL be the 2028 nominee! Everyone has laughed at me for 5 years, but Hollywood will be full force for him, led by his cousin GiGi Pritzker. Last year it was George Clooney throwing around his name, now John Lithgow.
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JB Pritzker WILL be the 2028 nominee! Everyone has laughed at me for 5 years, but Hollywood will be full force for him, led by his cousin GiGi Pritzker. Last year it was George Clooney throwing around his name, now John Lithgow.

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146,228 views • 6 months ago

Black Friday deals are different for us Pritzkers. On this FBI recording, I was making making deals with then Governor Blagojevich to “cover the black thing” and then point out the least offensive black person in my opinion to cover Obama’s senate seat. Now that is a Black Friday deal you can’t get everywhere!
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Black Friday deals are different for us Pritzkers. On this FBI recording, I was making making deals with then Governor Blagojevich to “cover the black thing” and then point out the least offensive black person in my opinion to cover Obama’s senate seat. Now that is a Black Friday deal you can’t get everywhere!

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146,093 views • 6 months ago

Low life Communist scumbag JB Pritzker incites violence, and calls for Republicans to know no peace….. JB Pritzker asked and wanted this to happen.
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Low life Communist scumbag JB Pritzker incites violence, and calls for Republicans to know no peace….. JB Pritzker asked and wanted this to happen.

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138,941 views • 9 months ago

Donald Trump is a racist. And so am I. Proof👇👇👇👇
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Donald Trump is a racist. And so am I. Proof👇👇👇👇

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65,511 views • 4 months ago

Gas prices explained…‼️🎉 Welcome to the JBrief, Illinois!
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Gas prices explained…‼️🎉 Welcome to the JBrief, Illinois!

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20,525 views • 1 month ago

I donated 1 million dollars each to 2 Illinois Democrat Supreme Court candidates that won and flipped the majority in the state I govern. No conflict of interest there… #Pritzker . more to come.
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I donated 1 million dollars each to 2 Illinois Democrat Supreme Court candidates that won and flipped the majority in the state I govern. No conflict of interest there… #Pritzker . more to come.

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36,955 views • 3 months ago

I snuck in an automatic year increase in your gas tax when I doubled it. You are welcome, Illinois. #fridaymorning
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I snuck in an automatic year increase in your gas tax when I doubled it. You are welcome, Illinois. #fridaymorning

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72,140 views • 10 months ago

Illegals as police = legal since 2024. HB 3751 was signed July 28, 2023 and took effect January 1, 2024. You can’t spell illegal without the ILL of Illinois!
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Illegals as police = legal since 2024. HB 3751 was signed July 28, 2023 and took effect January 1, 2024. You can’t spell illegal without the ILL of Illinois!

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51,401 views • 7 months ago

Remember: When I talk about affordability, fuel taxes don’t really count as they are insignificant in the grand scheme of things and provide you better roads.
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Remember: When I talk about affordability, fuel taxes don’t really count as they are insignificant in the grand scheme of things and provide you better roads.

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20,252 views • 3 months ago

Taxing is fun!! Now you pay fees on the paint you buy! And get taxed on the fees, Illinois! If you can think of any more ways to be taxed, reply or call 1-666-MORE-TAX!
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Taxing is fun!! Now you pay fees on the paint you buy! And get taxed on the fees, Illinois! If you can think of any more ways to be taxed, reply or call 1-666-MORE-TAX!

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29,570 views • 6 months ago

Don’t let Trump take this from us! Chicago is SAFE (for me) and our police are well respected by all!
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Don’t let Trump take this from us! Chicago is SAFE (for me) and our police are well respected by all!

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36,717 views • 9 months ago

I will do all I can to offset Donald Trump’s tax savings for all Illinoisans.
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I will do all I can to offset Donald Trump’s tax savings for all Illinoisans.

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33,315 views • 11 months ago

JB Pritzker said what?. Remember in the FBI recordings when JB Pritzker told Rod Blagojevich to cover the “African American” thing when replacing Obama in the Senate? I do. And I made an Ai video with HIS actual words! Enjoy.
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JB Pritzker said what?. Remember in the FBI recordings when JB Pritzker told Rod Blagojevich to cover the “African American” thing when replacing Obama in the Senate? I do. And I made an Ai video with HIS actual words! Enjoy.

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30,447 views • 10 months ago

Maybe Illinois needs a “Smart Governor”. Illinois electricity bills are up significantly this month thanks to JB Pritzker’s Clean Energy plan which is closing down natural gas and coal plants while increasing demand. So let’s keep pushing EVs and heat pumps etc in addition to the data centers and quantum computing plans.
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Maybe Illinois needs a “Smart Governor”. Illinois electricity bills are up significantly this month thanks to JB Pritzker’s Clean Energy plan which is closing down natural gas and coal plants while increasing demand. So let’s keep pushing EVs and heat pumps etc in addition to the data centers and quantum computing plans.

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28,045 views • 10 months ago

JB Pritzker is as dishonest as they get. Here is over 3 minutes of JB implying the narrative he refuses to acknowledge. The Patriot Oasis™ Mary Ann Ahern Spread it around!
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JB Pritzker is as dishonest as they get. Here is over 3 minutes of JB implying the narrative he refuses to acknowledge. The Patriot Oasis™ Mary Ann Ahern Spread it around!

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22,191 views • 8 months ago

Part 1 of 3 JB Pritzker inciting violence with dangerous rhetoric. Pritzker is largely responsible for these acts and for what happened to Charlie Kirk.
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Part 1 of 3 JB Pritzker inciting violence with dangerous rhetoric. Pritzker is largely responsible for these acts and for what happened to Charlie Kirk.

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16,383 views • 9 months ago

Greg Gutfeld is a MAGA idiot! No matter what he says, the hill I will die on will be making sure our children can be who they actually are. And I am perfectly in shape. #Illinois
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Greg Gutfeld is a MAGA idiot! No matter what he says, the hill I will die on will be making sure our children can be who they actually are. And I am perfectly in shape. #Illinois

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20,418 views • 1 year ago

A 600% increase in property taxes! Someone has to pay, and it’s always you, the Pez! From $3,000 to $17,000 in one year. If you just rented, you wouldn’t have to worry about this! Or remove some toilets!😉
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A 600% increase in property taxes! Someone has to pay, and it’s always you, the Pez! From $3,000 to $17,000 in one year. If you just rented, you wouldn’t have to worry about this! Or remove some toilets!😉

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16,516 views • 1 year ago