i am currently reading Infinite Jest for the 6th time
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accidentally made eye contact with an outrageously dressed person 3x so i said “i love this look” and she replied “i didn’t ask”
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mixing coke and cherry at the AMC slushee machine
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I think about this video like 3x a day. Is it real i really need to know
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For immediate release
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zoom meeting today began with my boss saying, “if you were me, would you fire you?”
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after we sang happy bday a little league team started the classic ARE YOU 11? ARE YOU 12? and got noticeably winded by the time they got to the correct age… one of them yells DAMN i think we all flinched… anyway hbd to the best girl and organizer in NYC ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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really a feel-good watch
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she’s exactly right
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got acupuncture for the first time ever today and the kind Japanese woman said “i can tell from your blood that you have lost the will to live”
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IF YOU WERE THE BLONDE TWINK IN BLACK SHIRT BESIDE ME AT THE GOV BALL GEESE SET TODAY WHO FILMED THE MAN PROJECTILE VOMITING AS HE WALKED THROUGH THE MOSH PIT PLEASE REACH OUT TO ME conversely if you are Cameron winter please reach out o me. You are dear to me
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omfg last weekend i was coming home drunk at like 2 AM and i offered to take a pic for a group of older gay men attempting a selfie outside my building and as he handed me the phone one of them shrieked SHE’S GOING TO STEAL IT!!!!!
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thanks for asking
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i can’t stop watching this. She seems so content
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the pause for applause
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I’ve lost years of my life to fear and low self esteem
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entire theater full of this guy at Backrooms tonight!!!
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i wish i could think about anything but this. Cant stop watching
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fell for the phishing email test my company sent all employees and have to do 3.5 hours extra security training
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I say this all the time (both parts)
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sometimes when I’m happy i get scared because i don’t think i deserve to be