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In September, Pauline Hanson moved a motion to allow senators to wear the Australian flag in parliament. The Greens response: "If the Australian flag is allowed, we'll wear the Palestinian flag." They, along with Fatima Payman and Labor voted against it.
Commentary Australian Greens130,277 次观看 • 5 个月前
Here's a speech Mehreen Faruqi gave in parliament 2 weeks ago. This kind of rhetoric from her mouth has become so common that this parody account has given up mocking it. It's old and tired. But.. imagine you're a young muslim from a third world country, welcomed into Australia with Albo's open-border generosity, only to be fed this constant barrage that the society embracing you actually loathes you, that its leaders and institutions are irredeemably racist, that you're forever an outsider under siege from white supremacy, and everyone hates you. This is the sort of poisonous rhetoric that can nudge the unstable toward radicalisation. Words have consequences.
Commentary Australian Greens67,162 次观看 • 5 个月前
This is Monique Ryan, standing on her soapbox to declare that old people have too much money. Yes, that's the great injustice of our time, apparently. Not corruption, not waste, not crime, not even the bloated salaries of out-of-touch, parasitic, millionaire career-politicians like herself; but retirees who worked for 6 decades and committed the sin of saving money and build something in their lives. Monique is one of the most privileged people on earth. She pockets a huge taxpayer-funded salary, lives in one of the most expensive electorates in the entire world, and sits on a personal net worth most Aussies can only dream of. And yet, from that pedestal of comfort, she wants to punish pensioners, homeowners, and retirees. In case you didn't know... Monique is a Teal, which basically means she's a Green, still a socialist at heart (with other people's money), but with better clothes and a glass of champagne in hand instead of a Centrelink cheque. Think the kind who virtue-signal about "equity" and claiming to represent the poor while hosting fundraisers at the Kooyong Lawn Tennis Club (iykyk). This mindset reflects exactly what Australia is being dragged into- a soft-socialist state where success and wealth is something to be ashamed of. Worked hard? Too bad. Saved responsibly? Shame on you. Own a home in your seventies? You’re the enemy now. Meanwhile, 20-year-olds who can't afford rent are told it’s all your fault. Not bad government policy, not reckless immigration, not endless waste. Just you. You're greedy, you're immoral, you're the problem. How dare you own a house when someone else can't afford one? How dare you retire with money when 20 year olds are struggling with rent? Monique, the Greens and all our supporters are the face of Australia's slow-motion drift into soft socialism. The creed is simple: punish hard work, reward deadbeats, dress it up as "equity", and expect you to clap along while we dismantle the very idea of aspiration. It's champagne socialism at its most poisonous and the best part is, we've convinced you she's the hero.
Commentary Australian Greens79,511 次观看 • 9 个月前
In case you missed it: One-term Greens MP Max Chandler-Mather (freshly booted from his seat) claimed that he didn't want to be in Parliament anyway because people were mean to him. When asked about this pathetic exit, our resident professional victim and next-leader hopeful Mehreen Faruqi, seized the moment to remind us all just how oppressed she is in that big, bad, racist Parliament. Never mind that she chose to run again, the real injustice is that anyone expects her to endure criticism and mean words while serving in parliament. Strap yourselves in folks, because it looks like we haven't learnt anything following our brutal losses.
Australian Greens (Parody)45,120 次观看 • 1 年前
Jacinta Allan is up for election next year and boy is she sweating. She thinks she's clever. Her latest stunt is flying to China to push a story about doubling Chinese visitors to Melbourne. But this isn't about culture, tourism, or community. It's a naked attempt to chase votes, a cynical ploy to distract from the disaster she's created in her own state. She knows most Victorians won't support her any more, so she's pivoting to Chinese Australians, hoping to manipulate them. Her plan? Flaunt loyalty to the CCP, make token gestures, and pray the Chinese Australian community mistakes performative politicking for genuine care. It's bold, insulting, shameful, and completely transparent. But it won't work. Chinese Australians aren't stupid. They can see through her hollow stunts, especially while Victoria rots under her watch. Crime is out of control, the streets have never been more dangerous, the police budget has been slashed, and taxes are crushing everyone who hasn't run away. Jacinta Allan doesn't care about Victorians, Australian, Chinese or otherwise. She ONLY cares about the votes she thinks she can harvest. She's shamelessly exploiting a community, hoping identity can be turned into political currency, while the state she governs burns around her. She has nothing left to offer. Victorians deserve safety, stability, and competence. Not a premier treating its citizens as pawns in her desperate bid to retain power.
Australian Greens (Parody)25,929 次观看 • 8 个月前
Here's failed Greens candidate Huong Truong, the communist whose parents escaped communism in Vietnam, debriefing Greens supporters over the disastrous election. The short version is: 1️⃣ Our comrades got smashed. Grieve fast then get angry. 2️⃣ Free Palestine isn't a slogan. It's a war cry. We don't stop. 3️⃣ Get angry at racist police for killing the Somalian terrorist who lunged at them with a knife. 4️⃣ Capitalism won. Burn it down tomorrow so it can turn into the country my parents ran away from. 5️⃣ The streets belong to us. See you there.
Commentary Australian Greens33,694 次观看 • 1 年前
