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David J. Freeman | Political Commentator | Commentary, Opinion & Satire | Host of the Double Eagleman Podcast

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Well, Mitch McConnell was apparently supposed to make an appearance at the big Republican convention in Dallas… Then the video feed started glitching, the audio turned into robot soup, and right when you could finally make out “Mitch McConnell” the whole damn screen went black. Technical difficulties really said, “That’s enough, Mitch.” Probably the shortest speech of the convention.😂

Well, Mitch McConnell was apparently supposed to make an appearance at the big Republican convention in Dallas… Then the video feed started glitching, the audio turned into robot soup, and right when you could finally make out “Mitch McConnell” the whole damn screen went black. Technical difficulties really said, “That’s enough, Mitch.” Probably the shortest speech of the convention.😂

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THE LEFT MADE CHUD. WE JUST MADE HIM LEGENDARY. They tried to create a punchline. Big mistake. We took CHUD and gave him a Space Force uniform, a rocket launch, and enough patriotic swagger to turn their joke into our mascot. That’s the beauty of the internet. You can invent the insult, but you don’t get to decide what happens to it next. They made CHUD to mock us. We took him, ran with him, and turned the damn character into an icon.

THE LEFT MADE CHUD. WE JUST MADE HIM LEGENDARY. They tried to create a punchline. Big mistake. We took CHUD and gave him a Space Force uniform, a rocket launch, and enough patriotic swagger to turn their joke into our mascot. That’s the beauty of the internet. You can invent the insult, but you don’t get to decide what happens to it next. They made CHUD to mock us. We took him, ran with him, and turned the damn character into an icon.

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They spent all day trying to convince me I look like this guy. Cool! Apparently this version of me still has Sydney Sweeney leaning over the lawn chair smiling like she just won the lottery. That roast might need a little more work, fellas. 😂 MAGA stays winning.🏆

They spent all day trying to convince me I look like this guy. Cool! Apparently this version of me still has Sydney Sweeney leaning over the lawn chair smiling like she just won the lottery. That roast might need a little more work, fellas. 😂 MAGA stays winning.🏆

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I don’t know how President Trump does it. The man is 80 years old and keeps a schedule that would absolutely smoke most people half his age. Meetings, calls, flights, negotiations, reporters, one problem after another. I’d bet he’s working before most of us even find the damn coffee pot. You can criticize Trump for plenty, but lazy sure as hell ain’t one of them.

I don’t know how President Trump does it. The man is 80 years old and keeps a schedule that would absolutely smoke most people half his age. Meetings, calls, flights, negotiations, reporters, one problem after another. I’d bet he’s working before most of us even find the damn coffee pot. You can criticize Trump for plenty, but lazy sure as hell ain’t one of them.

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Well, this little experiment took a turn. They made this guy to clown me, and now somehow he’s out fishing with Sydney Sweeney, catching bass, living better than half the people who created him. At this point I don’t even think he’s on their side anymore. They built the joke. I stole the character. And apparently gave him the best weekend of his life. 😂😂😂

Well, this little experiment took a turn. They made this guy to clown me, and now somehow he’s out fishing with Sydney Sweeney, catching bass, living better than half the people who created him. At this point I don’t even think he’s on their side anymore. They built the joke. I stole the character. And apparently gave him the best weekend of his life. 😂😂😂

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Ten thousand dollars would change a lot of lives right now. For a working family, that could mean catching up on bills, paying down debt, fixing the car, buying groceries without doing math in the aisle, or finally putting a little money back in savings. People don’t need another lecture about how great the economy is. They need breathing room.

Ten thousand dollars would change a lot of lives right now. For a working family, that could mean catching up on bills, paying down debt, fixing the car, buying groceries without doing math in the aisle, or finally putting a little money back in savings. People don’t need another lecture about how great the economy is. They need breathing room.

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Jelly Roll really thought he could roast half his audience on late night and they’d still show up singing every word. That’s the part that gets me. Not the jokes. The shock. Like he never considered the people who bought the merch, drove to the shows, and made him a star might actually mean it when they said they were done. Now the rooms are quieter and the tickets aren’t moving like they used to, and suddenly everyone’s surprised. Bro… you told them to leave. They listened.

Jelly Roll really thought he could roast half his audience on late night and they’d still show up singing every word. That’s the part that gets me. Not the jokes. The shock. Like he never considered the people who bought the merch, drove to the shows, and made him a star might actually mean it when they said they were done. Now the rooms are quieter and the tickets aren’t moving like they used to, and suddenly everyone’s surprised. Bro… you told them to leave. They listened.

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PREDICTION: “John Thune will lose his next primary worse than Liz Cheney lost hers” Not a vibe check. A scoreboard. He will not lead on the SAVE America Act, he will not fight like the mandate demands, and America First voters are done carrying soft Senate leadership. Double Eagleman Podcast Episode 1.

PREDICTION: “John Thune will lose his next primary worse than Liz Cheney lost hers” Not a vibe check. A scoreboard. He will not lead on the SAVE America Act, he will not fight like the mandate demands, and America First voters are done carrying soft Senate leadership. Double Eagleman Podcast Episode 1.

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"JOHN, IT'S TIME." At this point, Fetterman looks like the one Democrat at the family reunion who realized everybody else joined a cult. Trump's basically telling him, "You already know half this stuff is insane. Quit pretending." And Fetterman just stands there like a man who's been thinking the exact same thing. Sometimes the party doesn't leave you. Sometimes you finally leave the party.

"JOHN, IT'S TIME." At this point, Fetterman looks like the one Democrat at the family reunion who realized everybody else joined a cult. Trump's basically telling him, "You already know half this stuff is insane. Quit pretending." And Fetterman just stands there like a man who's been thinking the exact same thing. Sometimes the party doesn't leave you. Sometimes you finally leave the party.

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KEEP TALKING ABOUT CHARLIE KIRK. Seriously. Every meme, every cheap shot, every angry post keeps his name moving. And sooner or later, somebody who never listened to him before is going to pull up a debate, hear what he actually said, and start asking questions. That’s the part they don’t understand. You’re not erasing Charlie by mocking him. You’re introducing him to people who may have never heard him. So keep his name alive. Keep sharing the clips. Keep the conversations going. Charlie Kirk is a National Treasure!

KEEP TALKING ABOUT CHARLIE KIRK. Seriously. Every meme, every cheap shot, every angry post keeps his name moving. And sooner or later, somebody who never listened to him before is going to pull up a debate, hear what he actually said, and start asking questions. That’s the part they don’t understand. You’re not erasing Charlie by mocking him. You’re introducing him to people who may have never heard him. So keep his name alive. Keep sharing the clips. Keep the conversations going. Charlie Kirk is a National Treasure!

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If I had to pick a foxhole, I’d want Trump, J.D. Vance, Marco Rubio, and Elon Musk right there with me. Whatever people think of them, I respect the fight, the grit, and the belief that America is worth defending. That’s what matters to me. Stand your ground. Back your country. Keep showing up when it gets ugly. I’m not quitting on America, and I’m damn sure not done fighting for the future. If it gets tough, good. That’s when you find out who’s really in the foxhole with you. America, always!

If I had to pick a foxhole, I’d want Trump, J.D. Vance, Marco Rubio, and Elon Musk right there with me. Whatever people think of them, I respect the fight, the grit, and the belief that America is worth defending. That’s what matters to me. Stand your ground. Back your country. Keep showing up when it gets ugly. I’m not quitting on America, and I’m damn sure not done fighting for the future. If it gets tough, good. That’s when you find out who’s really in the foxhole with you. America, always!

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California just got a reminder that a hurricane doesn’t have to make landfall to do damage. Hurricane Marie stayed hundreds of miles offshore, but its powerful south swells hammered Southern California, chewing away beaches, flooding low-lying areas, and sending dangerous surf into places like Malibu and Long Beach. The ocean has a way of showing you who’s really in charge.

California just got a reminder that a hurricane doesn’t have to make landfall to do damage. Hurricane Marie stayed hundreds of miles offshore, but its powerful south swells hammered Southern California, chewing away beaches, flooding low-lying areas, and sending dangerous surf into places like Malibu and Long Beach. The ocean has a way of showing you who’s really in charge.

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ONE YEAR AGO TODAY, AMERICA LOST CHARLIE KIRK. Watching this hits different now. A packed crowd. Flags everywhere. Charlie doing what he did best… standing up, speaking clearly, and never acting afraid of the room. He was assassinated on September 10, 2025, while speaking at Utah Valley University. A year later, the voice is gone, but the message sure as hell isn’t. Faith. Freedom. Courage. Country. Charlie spent his life trying to wake people up. The best tribute now is simple: Don’t go back to sleep.

ONE YEAR AGO TODAY, AMERICA LOST CHARLIE KIRK. Watching this hits different now. A packed crowd. Flags everywhere. Charlie doing what he did best… standing up, speaking clearly, and never acting afraid of the room. He was assassinated on September 10, 2025, while speaking at Utah Valley University. A year later, the voice is gone, but the message sure as hell isn’t. Faith. Freedom. Courage. Country. Charlie spent his life trying to wake people up. The best tribute now is simple: Don’t go back to sleep.

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🚨 LETS GO! TN Rep Tim Burchett still got it! Skateboard. Knoxville overlook. Sunsphere in the background. Congressman carving like the session never ended. WHAT A FREAKING LEGEND. Tennessee energy. Zero stuffy politician vibes. Just a guy who can still roll and smile while D.C. stays allergic to fun. Keep skating, Tim Keep being real! 🇺🇸

🚨 LETS GO! TN Rep Tim Burchett still got it! Skateboard. Knoxville overlook. Sunsphere in the background. Congressman carving like the session never ended. WHAT A FREAKING LEGEND. Tennessee energy. Zero stuffy politician vibes. Just a guy who can still roll and smile while D.C. stays allergic to fun. Keep skating, Tim Keep being real! 🇺🇸

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If Trump hadn’t won, do the math. By now you’d probably be staring at ~20 million more illegals under Kamala, roughly double the Biden pace. Give her a full run and you’re talking tens of millions more pouring in before she’s done. That’s not “compassion.” That’s a country rewritten without consent. Thank God Trump won and Kamala lost. America First isn’t a slogan. It’s the only reason the flood got stopped.

If Trump hadn’t won, do the math. By now you’d probably be staring at ~20 million more illegals under Kamala, roughly double the Biden pace. Give her a full run and you’re talking tens of millions more pouring in before she’s done. That’s not “compassion.” That’s a country rewritten without consent. Thank God Trump won and Kamala lost. America First isn’t a slogan. It’s the only reason the flood got stopped.

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Charlie’s voice may be gone, but his message didn’t die with him. They thought fear would silence people. Instead, millions found their courage. They thought his death would make people back down. Instead, more people started speaking up, standing firm, and refusing to be intimidated. Charlie lived boldly for his faith, his country, and the truth as he saw it. You can kill a man. You can’t kill what he inspired.

Charlie’s voice may be gone, but his message didn’t die with him. They thought fear would silence people. Instead, millions found their courage. They thought his death would make people back down. Instead, more people started speaking up, standing firm, and refusing to be intimidated. Charlie lived boldly for his faith, his country, and the truth as he saw it. You can kill a man. You can’t kill what he inspired.

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Liberals can already see that $5,000 hitting the account. Amazon cart loaded. Vacation tabs open. New TV picked out. Somebody’s already mentally spent $4,998.73 and the money doesn’t even exist yet. Nothing brings America together faster than imaginary money.

Liberals can already see that $5,000 hitting the account. Amazon cart loaded. Vacation tabs open. New TV picked out. Somebody’s already mentally spent $4,998.73 and the money doesn’t even exist yet. Nothing brings America together faster than imaginary money.

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There’s something about Dealey Plaza that makes you think. One president’s life changed there forever, and the country changed with it. Trump didn’t actually stop there, but seeing him in Dallas made me picture this scene for a second — one president walking through a place forever tied to another. History has a strange way of making certain places feel heavier than others.

There’s something about Dealey Plaza that makes you think. One president’s life changed there forever, and the country changed with it. Trump didn’t actually stop there, but seeing him in Dallas made me picture this scene for a second — one president walking through a place forever tied to another. History has a strange way of making certain places feel heavier than others.

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Trump’s tariffs aren’t punishment. They’re America getting paid again. Factories matter. Workers matter. Our market isn’t a free gift to the world. Make the country wealthy. Make the people wealthy. That’s the point.

Trump’s tariffs aren’t punishment. They’re America getting paid again. Factories matter. Workers matter. Our market isn’t a free gift to the world. Make the country wealthy. Make the people wealthy. That’s the point.

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🚨 THIS is how you stop an active shooter. A HERO in Twin Falls, Idaho got out of his vehicle and opened fire on the gunman, catching him completely off guard. His actions almost certainly saved lives. Armed citizens > waiting for police to arrive.

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🚨 THIS is how you stop an active shooter. A HERO in Twin Falls, Idaho got out of his vehicle and opened fire on the gunman, catching him completely off guard. His actions almost certainly saved lives. Armed citizens > waiting for police to arrive.

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