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David J. Freeman | Political Commentator | Commentary, Opinion & Satire | Host of the Double Eagleman Podcast

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THE LEFT MADE CHUD. WE JUST MADE HIM LEGENDARY. They tried to create a punchline. Big mistake. We took CHUD and gave him a Space Force uniform, a rocket launch, and enough patriotic swagger to turn their joke into our mascot. That’s the beauty of the internet. You can invent the insult, but you don’t get to decide what happens to it next. They made CHUD to mock us. We took him, ran with him, and turned the damn character into an icon.

THE LEFT MADE CHUD. WE JUST MADE HIM LEGENDARY. They tried to create a punchline. Big mistake. We took CHUD and gave him a Space Force uniform, a rocket launch, and enough patriotic swagger to turn their joke into our mascot. That’s the beauty of the internet. You can invent the insult, but you don’t get to decide what happens to it next. They made CHUD to mock us. We took him, ran with him, and turned the damn character into an icon.

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Well, Mitch McConnell was apparently supposed to make an appearance at the big Republican convention in Dallas… Then the video feed started glitching, the audio turned into robot soup, and right when you could finally make out “Mitch McConnell” the whole damn screen went black. Technical difficulties really said, “That’s enough, Mitch.” Probably the shortest speech of the convention.😂

Well, Mitch McConnell was apparently supposed to make an appearance at the big Republican convention in Dallas… Then the video feed started glitching, the audio turned into robot soup, and right when you could finally make out “Mitch McConnell” the whole damn screen went black. Technical difficulties really said, “That’s enough, Mitch.” Probably the shortest speech of the convention.😂

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They spent all day trying to convince me I look like this guy. Cool! Apparently this version of me still has Sydney Sweeney leaning over the lawn chair smiling like she just won the lottery. That roast might need a little more work, fellas. 😂 MAGA stays winning.🏆

They spent all day trying to convince me I look like this guy. Cool! Apparently this version of me still has Sydney Sweeney leaning over the lawn chair smiling like she just won the lottery. That roast might need a little more work, fellas. 😂 MAGA stays winning.🏆

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I don’t know how President Trump does it. The man is 80 years old and keeps a schedule that would absolutely smoke most people half his age. Meetings, calls, flights, negotiations, reporters, one problem after another. I’d bet he’s working before most of us even find the damn coffee pot. You can criticize Trump for plenty, but lazy sure as hell ain’t one of them.

I don’t know how President Trump does it. The man is 80 years old and keeps a schedule that would absolutely smoke most people half his age. Meetings, calls, flights, negotiations, reporters, one problem after another. I’d bet he’s working before most of us even find the damn coffee pot. You can criticize Trump for plenty, but lazy sure as hell ain’t one of them.

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Well, this little experiment took a turn. They made this guy to clown me, and now somehow he’s out fishing with Sydney Sweeney, catching bass, living better than half the people who created him. At this point I don’t even think he’s on their side anymore. They built the joke. I stole the character. And apparently gave him the best weekend of his life. 😂😂😂

Well, this little experiment took a turn. They made this guy to clown me, and now somehow he’s out fishing with Sydney Sweeney, catching bass, living better than half the people who created him. At this point I don’t even think he’s on their side anymore. They built the joke. I stole the character. And apparently gave him the best weekend of his life. 😂😂😂

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Jelly Roll really thought he could roast half his audience on late night and they’d still show up singing every word. That’s the part that gets me. Not the jokes. The shock. Like he never considered the people who bought the merch, drove to the shows, and made him a star might actually mean it when they said they were done. Now the rooms are quieter and the tickets aren’t moving like they used to, and suddenly everyone’s surprised. Bro… you told them to leave. They listened.

Jelly Roll really thought he could roast half his audience on late night and they’d still show up singing every word. That’s the part that gets me. Not the jokes. The shock. Like he never considered the people who bought the merch, drove to the shows, and made him a star might actually mean it when they said they were done. Now the rooms are quieter and the tickets aren’t moving like they used to, and suddenly everyone’s surprised. Bro… you told them to leave. They listened.

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Ten thousand dollars would change a lot of lives right now. For a working family, that could mean catching up on bills, paying down debt, fixing the car, buying groceries without doing math in the aisle, or finally putting a little money back in savings. People don’t need another lecture about how great the economy is. They need breathing room.

Ten thousand dollars would change a lot of lives right now. For a working family, that could mean catching up on bills, paying down debt, fixing the car, buying groceries without doing math in the aisle, or finally putting a little money back in savings. People don’t need another lecture about how great the economy is. They need breathing room.

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PREDICTION: “John Thune will lose his next primary worse than Liz Cheney lost hers” Not a vibe check. A scoreboard. He will not lead on the SAVE America Act, he will not fight like the mandate demands, and America First voters are done carrying soft Senate leadership. Double Eagleman Podcast Episode 1.

PREDICTION: “John Thune will lose his next primary worse than Liz Cheney lost hers” Not a vibe check. A scoreboard. He will not lead on the SAVE America Act, he will not fight like the mandate demands, and America First voters are done carrying soft Senate leadership. Double Eagleman Podcast Episode 1.

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KEEP TALKING ABOUT CHARLIE KIRK. Seriously. Every meme, every cheap shot, every angry post keeps his name moving. And sooner or later, somebody who never listened to him before is going to pull up a debate, hear what he actually said, and start asking questions. That’s the part they don’t understand. You’re not erasing Charlie by mocking him. You’re introducing him to people who may have never heard him. So keep his name alive. Keep sharing the clips. Keep the conversations going. Charlie Kirk is a National Treasure!

KEEP TALKING ABOUT CHARLIE KIRK. Seriously. Every meme, every cheap shot, every angry post keeps his name moving. And sooner or later, somebody who never listened to him before is going to pull up a debate, hear what he actually said, and start asking questions. That’s the part they don’t understand. You’re not erasing Charlie by mocking him. You’re introducing him to people who may have never heard him. So keep his name alive. Keep sharing the clips. Keep the conversations going. Charlie Kirk is a National Treasure!

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If I had to pick a foxhole, I’d want Trump, J.D. Vance, Marco Rubio, and Elon Musk right there with me. Whatever people think of them, I respect the fight, the grit, and the belief that America is worth defending. That’s what matters to me. Stand your ground. Back your country. Keep showing up when it gets ugly. I’m not quitting on America, and I’m damn sure not done fighting for the future. If it gets tough, good. That’s when you find out who’s really in the foxhole with you. America, always!

If I had to pick a foxhole, I’d want Trump, J.D. Vance, Marco Rubio, and Elon Musk right there with me. Whatever people think of them, I respect the fight, the grit, and the belief that America is worth defending. That’s what matters to me. Stand your ground. Back your country. Keep showing up when it gets ugly. I’m not quitting on America, and I’m damn sure not done fighting for the future. If it gets tough, good. That’s when you find out who’s really in the foxhole with you. America, always!

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ONE YEAR AGO TODAY, AMERICA LOST CHARLIE KIRK. Watching this hits different now. A packed crowd. Flags everywhere. Charlie doing what he did best… standing up, speaking clearly, and never acting afraid of the room. He was assassinated on September 10, 2025, while speaking at Utah Valley University. A year later, the voice is gone, but the message sure as hell isn’t. Faith. Freedom. Courage. Country. Charlie spent his life trying to wake people up. The best tribute now is simple: Don’t go back to sleep.

ONE YEAR AGO TODAY, AMERICA LOST CHARLIE KIRK. Watching this hits different now. A packed crowd. Flags everywhere. Charlie doing what he did best… standing up, speaking clearly, and never acting afraid of the room. He was assassinated on September 10, 2025, while speaking at Utah Valley University. A year later, the voice is gone, but the message sure as hell isn’t. Faith. Freedom. Courage. Country. Charlie spent his life trying to wake people up. The best tribute now is simple: Don’t go back to sleep.

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🚨 LETS GO! TN Rep Tim Burchett still got it! Skateboard. Knoxville overlook. Sunsphere in the background. Congressman carving like the session never ended. WHAT A FREAKING LEGEND. Tennessee energy. Zero stuffy politician vibes. Just a guy who can still roll and smile while D.C. stays allergic to fun. Keep skating, Tim Keep being real! 🇺🇸

🚨 LETS GO! TN Rep Tim Burchett still got it! Skateboard. Knoxville overlook. Sunsphere in the background. Congressman carving like the session never ended. WHAT A FREAKING LEGEND. Tennessee energy. Zero stuffy politician vibes. Just a guy who can still roll and smile while D.C. stays allergic to fun. Keep skating, Tim Keep being real! 🇺🇸

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"JOHN, IT'S TIME." At this point, Fetterman looks like the one Democrat at the family reunion who realized everybody else joined a cult. Trump's basically telling him, "You already know half this stuff is insane. Quit pretending." And Fetterman just stands there like a man who's been thinking the exact same thing. Sometimes the party doesn't leave you. Sometimes you finally leave the party.

"JOHN, IT'S TIME." At this point, Fetterman looks like the one Democrat at the family reunion who realized everybody else joined a cult. Trump's basically telling him, "You already know half this stuff is insane. Quit pretending." And Fetterman just stands there like a man who's been thinking the exact same thing. Sometimes the party doesn't leave you. Sometimes you finally leave the party.

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If Trump hadn’t won, do the math. By now you’d probably be staring at ~20 million more illegals under Kamala, roughly double the Biden pace. Give her a full run and you’re talking tens of millions more pouring in before she’s done. That’s not “compassion.” That’s a country rewritten without consent. Thank God Trump won and Kamala lost. America First isn’t a slogan. It’s the only reason the flood got stopped.

If Trump hadn’t won, do the math. By now you’d probably be staring at ~20 million more illegals under Kamala, roughly double the Biden pace. Give her a full run and you’re talking tens of millions more pouring in before she’s done. That’s not “compassion.” That’s a country rewritten without consent. Thank God Trump won and Kamala lost. America First isn’t a slogan. It’s the only reason the flood got stopped.

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🚨 THIS is how you stop an active shooter. A HERO in Twin Falls, Idaho got out of his vehicle and opened fire on the gunman, catching him completely off guard. His actions almost certainly saved lives. Armed citizens > waiting for police to arrive.

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🚨 THIS is how you stop an active shooter. A HERO in Twin Falls, Idaho got out of his vehicle and opened fire on the gunman, catching him completely off guard. His actions almost certainly saved lives. Armed citizens > waiting for police to arrive.

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Jelly Roll’s career looks like it’s disappearing in real time. The hype is fading, the shine is wearing off, and at this point I wouldn’t be shocked if even Garth Brooks wanted no part of touring with him. Who wants to tie their name, their ticket sales, and their momentum to somebody who feels like a walking bad-luck charm? Artists protect their brand. They protect their crowds. They protect their future. And if Jelly Roll keeps sliding, don’t be surprised when everybody suddenly gets “too busy” to share a stage with him. That’s when you know the party’s over.

Jelly Roll’s career looks like it’s disappearing in real time. The hype is fading, the shine is wearing off, and at this point I wouldn’t be shocked if even Garth Brooks wanted no part of touring with him. Who wants to tie their name, their ticket sales, and their momentum to somebody who feels like a walking bad-luck charm? Artists protect their brand. They protect their crowds. They protect their future. And if Jelly Roll keeps sliding, don’t be surprised when everybody suddenly gets “too busy” to share a stage with him. That’s when you know the party’s over.

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DALLAS IS READY. The convention is here, the stage is set, and the energy around the city is building fast. Delegates, candidates, media, supporters… everybody’s rolling in for a packed couple of days. This isn’t just another political stop. Dallas is about to become the center of the Republican world for a minute. Big speeches. Big moments. Big headlines. Let’s see who owns the room.

DALLAS IS READY. The convention is here, the stage is set, and the energy around the city is building fast. Delegates, candidates, media, supporters… everybody’s rolling in for a packed couple of days. This isn’t just another political stop. Dallas is about to become the center of the Republican world for a minute. Big speeches. Big moments. Big headlines. Let’s see who owns the room.

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WHEN DARKNESS SHOWS UP, YOU DON’T RUN FROM IT. Michael the Archangel didn’t negotiate with evil. He didn’t apologize. He stood there, sword in hand, and faced it head-on. That’s the kind of faith I want. Strong when things get ugly. Unshaken when everybody else is scared. Stand your ground… Trust God! Heaven wins. Evil doesn’t.

WHEN DARKNESS SHOWS UP, YOU DON’T RUN FROM IT. Michael the Archangel didn’t negotiate with evil. He didn’t apologize. He stood there, sword in hand, and faced it head-on. That’s the kind of faith I want. Strong when things get ugly. Unshaken when everybody else is scared. Stand your ground… Trust God! Heaven wins. Evil doesn’t.

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You can see it on James Talarico’s face. The flip-flops. The new lines. The old lines. Panic mode. Hard to ask Texas to trust you when you don’t even trust your own positions from five minutes ago. Keep the pressure on. Vote RED. Vote against Talarico. Vote Attorney General Ken Paxton. Texas doesn’t need confusion. Texas needs a spine.

You can see it on James Talarico’s face. The flip-flops. The new lines. The old lines. Panic mode. Hard to ask Texas to trust you when you don’t even trust your own positions from five minutes ago. Keep the pressure on. Vote RED. Vote against Talarico. Vote Attorney General Ken Paxton. Texas doesn’t need confusion. Texas needs a spine.

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Dear parents of this child, Well done!

Dear parents of this child, Well done!

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