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The longest banana in the world…….
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The longest banana in the world…….

Simon Johnson

29,677,327 views • 3 years ago

TikTok was complaining re the price but I mean, for the location, and the amenities I get it. Not for me though. Runaway Bay, St. Ann 46 million JMD Mortgage: 325,000 JMD p/m At US$120 a night for an avg 50% occupancy that’s 283k a month. 🤔 not bad imo
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TikTok was complaining re the price but I mean, for the location, and the amenities I get it. Not for me though. Runaway Bay, St. Ann 46 million JMD Mortgage: 325,000 JMD p/m At US$120 a night for an avg 50% occupancy that’s 283k a month. 🤔 not bad imo

Simon Johnson

2,234,300 views • 1 year ago

Kudos to Campion and their school system that prioritizes intellectual competence.
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Kudos to Campion and their school system that prioritizes intellectual competence.

Simon Johnson

582,521 views • 3 years ago

Very sweet 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾
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Very sweet 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾

Simon Johnson

348,467 views • 1 year ago

Man dem. Gather around. Is this true?
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Man dem. Gather around. Is this true?

Simon Johnson

484,265 views • 2 years ago

Post Hurricane Gilbert Newscast 🇯🇲 1988 What/Who do you see?
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Post Hurricane Gilbert Newscast 🇯🇲 1988 What/Who do you see?

Simon Johnson

21,446 views • 29 days ago

The Chinese dem 0 d game sah. From the taxi man dem reach deh a it that. I don’t sorry for anyone. Some a unnu too dishonest man. Mi just wah know if dem work pan d German dem.
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The Chinese dem 0 d game sah. From the taxi man dem reach deh a it that. I don’t sorry for anyone. Some a unnu too dishonest man. Mi just wah know if dem work pan d German dem.

Simon Johnson

196,671 views • 1 year ago

Ballpark. How much fi fix this up? 500k can do it? Wah can palave outta limecay.
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Ballpark. How much fi fix this up? 500k can do it? Wah can palave outta limecay.

Simon Johnson

85,552 views • 8 months ago

Hellshire, St. Catherine 4 bed 6 bath 750,000 USD or 121 million JMD Source: check the video
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Hellshire, St. Catherine 4 bed 6 bath 750,000 USD or 121 million JMD Source: check the video

Simon Johnson

96,430 views • 9 months ago

Such an amazing skill. Being able to speak many languages. Speaking someone’s tongue connects you to them in ways that i can’t explain fully here. It’s something that we are missing on this side of the Caribbean.
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Such an amazing skill. Being able to speak many languages. Speaking someone’s tongue connects you to them in ways that i can’t explain fully here. It’s something that we are missing on this side of the Caribbean.

Simon Johnson

55,887 views • 6 months ago

I agree. Go for bigger tiles. Less grout lines. Where i disagree is i would also not get any that have too many creases even if there are no grout lines. In the kitchen, grease gets trapped in that. If you’re ok cleaning almost daily then these aren’t issues for you.
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I agree. Go for bigger tiles. Less grout lines. Where i disagree is i would also not get any that have too many creases even if there are no grout lines. In the kitchen, grease gets trapped in that. If you’re ok cleaning almost daily then these aren’t issues for you.

Simon Johnson

78,000 views • 1 year ago

I learned this the hard way! Tiles that look good but are a b**** to clean. I bought that exact texture but in grey. 👎🏾
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I learned this the hard way! Tiles that look good but are a b**** to clean. I bought that exact texture but in grey. 👎🏾

Simon Johnson

66,224 views • 1 year ago

Jamaicans and Trinidadians being interview in Flatbush, Brooklyn, New York. Circa 1986
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Jamaicans and Trinidadians being interview in Flatbush, Brooklyn, New York. Circa 1986

Simon Johnson

25,322 views • 6 months ago

Hey! Dem drift enuh!!!!! Cho man! Pull up!!!!
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Hey! Dem drift enuh!!!!! Cho man! Pull up!!!!

Simon Johnson

85,987 views • 2 years ago

A terrible thing! 😶
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A terrible thing! 😶

Simon Johnson

46,169 views • 1 year ago

RIP Owen James 🙏🏾 Certainly a big part of the reason so many of us became interested in the stock market over the years.
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RIP Owen James 🙏🏾 Certainly a big part of the reason so many of us became interested in the stock market over the years.

Simon Johnson

37,390 views • 1 year ago

FYI for those looking to build their home. People that are familiar. A so it go? And is there a way to avoid this? (Without stealing)
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FYI for those looking to build their home. People that are familiar. A so it go? And is there a way to avoid this? (Without stealing)

Simon Johnson

30,519 views • 1 year ago

Interesting perspective. 250,000 for insurance for an EV. If your savings is 30k a month though, you still net saving. But I get it. That heavy. Finance it. *note that your premium is based on many factors, some of which might not apply to everyone.
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Interesting perspective. 250,000 for insurance for an EV. If your savings is 30k a month though, you still net saving. But I get it. That heavy. Finance it. *note that your premium is based on many factors, some of which might not apply to everyone.

Simon Johnson

25,992 views • 1 year ago

Really impressive goat farm in St. Thomas 👌🏾 Imagine if he had access to more agricultural funding for his operations. 🙌🏾
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Really impressive goat farm in St. Thomas 👌🏾 Imagine if he had access to more agricultural funding for his operations. 🙌🏾

Simon Johnson

17,943 views • 1 year ago