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you know who needs to see this.

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Doggystyle— an impersonal angle at intimacy. No eye contact needed, just a quick drive by plow. Set to Mungo Jerry’s “In the Summertime”

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Doggystyle— an impersonal angle at intimacy. No eye contact needed, just a quick drive by plow. Set to Mungo Jerry’s “In the Summertime”

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Doggystyle is that classic move for when you’re both a couple drinks deep and are just looking to pass the time. Nothing personal, just a quick roll in the hay before getting back to real life. Set to the tune of Mungo Jerry’s “In the Summertime”

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Doggystyle is that classic move for when you’re both a couple drinks deep and are just looking to pass the time. Nothing personal, just a quick roll in the hay before getting back to real life. Set to the tune of Mungo Jerry’s “In the Summertime”

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Don’t worry. He’s fapping. If your man has been “going to the bathroom” for 45 minutes, leave him alone. He’s not dead. He didn’t fall in. He doesn’t need a wellness check. The man just wants some “alone time.” A Bobby McFerrin parody for anyone who’s ever wondered what the hell takes him so long in there.

Don’t worry. He’s fapping. If your man has been “going to the bathroom” for 45 minutes, leave him alone. He’s not dead. He didn’t fall in. He doesn’t need a wellness check. The man just wants some “alone time.” A Bobby McFerrin parody for anyone who’s ever wondered what the hell takes him so long in there.

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Doggystyle is a special kind of disconnected for your unattached rolls in the hay. Set to the tune of Mungo Jerry’s “in the summertime”, I wrote this song for the late night lovers who barely even know each other. The ones you smash without actually knowing their last name. The hookup buddies who will never get brought home to mama.

Doggystyle is a special kind of disconnected for your unattached rolls in the hay. Set to the tune of Mungo Jerry’s “in the summertime”, I wrote this song for the late night lovers who barely even know each other. The ones you smash without actually knowing their last name. The hookup buddies who will never get brought home to mama.

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“Oops! Wrong hole” gets a song. Date night goes sideways after a box of wine and all of a sudden a fun time becomes the Ring of Fire. I am pretty sure that this is what Johnny Cash had in mind.

“Oops! Wrong hole” gets a song. Date night goes sideways after a box of wine and all of a sudden a fun time becomes the Ring of Fire. I am pretty sure that this is what Johnny Cash had in mind.

136,219 Aufrufe • vor 4 Tagen

Send this to the person who comes to mind— the proud slut, the ex girlfriend, or your buddy Dale who secretly chugs chode in truck stop bathrooms. Wonderwall got a reboot.

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Send this to the person who comes to mind— the proud slut, the ex girlfriend, or your buddy Dale who secretly chugs chode in truck stop bathrooms. Wonderwall got a reboot.

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“Whoops, wrong hole!” gets a theme song. A timeless tune for when a fella not-so-carelessly slips the rod where the rod don’t belong. Set to the tune of “Ring of Fire” by Johnny Cash. Accidental anal is no fun.

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“Whoops, wrong hole!” gets a theme song. A timeless tune for when a fella not-so-carelessly slips the rod where the rod don’t belong. Set to the tune of “Ring of Fire” by Johnny Cash. Accidental anal is no fun.

239,023 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

What is it with butt stuff? It might be a boyfriend or a husband or even one of your dude bro buddies but there’s always someone who wants the butt. What is the chocolate starfish allure? If you want them to back off a little this song is for you. Send it along as a subtle hint to stop asking, with a little Creedence Clearwater Revival flare.

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What is it with butt stuff? It might be a boyfriend or a husband or even one of your dude bro buddies but there’s always someone who wants the butt. What is the chocolate starfish allure? If you want them to back off a little this song is for you. Send it along as a subtle hint to stop asking, with a little Creedence Clearwater Revival flare.

172,570 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

I always wonder who actually uses massage parlors for a good old handy-j. I don’t have hard evidence of anyone I know doing it, but the crowd must be there. They walk among us, smiling with their little secret.

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I always wonder who actually uses massage parlors for a good old handy-j. I don’t have hard evidence of anyone I know doing it, but the crowd must be there. They walk among us, smiling with their little secret.

169,792 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

Send to a friend 🌈 Time to get kicked out of the group chat when you let your buddy know that you know his gay little secret. But it’s okay that he likes suckin on dudes, you still love him.

Send to a friend 🌈 Time to get kicked out of the group chat when you let your buddy know that you know his gay little secret. But it’s okay that he likes suckin on dudes, you still love him.

43,916 Aufrufe • vor 23 Tagen

Gloryholes holes feel like a myth. Has anyone ever seen a real one?

Gloryholes holes feel like a myth. Has anyone ever seen a real one?

19,116 Aufrufe • vor 12 Tagen

God love ya Dolly Parton 💙 “Jolene” reimagined as a modern day heartache, as a man can’t stop liking and commenting on thirst traps.

God love ya Dolly Parton 💙 “Jolene” reimagined as a modern day heartache, as a man can’t stop liking and commenting on thirst traps.

49,143 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

Leonard Cohen wrote Hallelujah. Jeff Buckley made it heartbreaking. Rufus Wainwright made it beautiful. And now there’s a version about a five-dollar blowjob. Share this with a man who’s convinced his equipment is impressive enough to earn him a complimentary upgrade.

Leonard Cohen wrote Hallelujah. Jeff Buckley made it heartbreaking. Rufus Wainwright made it beautiful. And now there’s a version about a five-dollar blowjob. Share this with a man who’s convinced his equipment is impressive enough to earn him a complimentary upgrade.

11,539 Aufrufe • vor 10 Tagen

It’s a dark day. You eat the wrong thing, and vengeance is swift. The butthole expands, explodes— explosive. Earth-shaking. Was it a parasite? Bad lettuce? Undercooked beef? Run of the mill Taco Bell? Who knows. But diarrhea is a terrible thing. And this is what Simon and Garfunkel would have to say about it. “Sound of Silence” parody.

It’s a dark day. You eat the wrong thing, and vengeance is swift. The butthole expands, explodes— explosive. Earth-shaking. Was it a parasite? Bad lettuce? Undercooked beef? Run of the mill Taco Bell? Who knows. But diarrhea is a terrible thing. And this is what Simon and Garfunkel would have to say about it. “Sound of Silence” parody.

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Share this with a buddy who will HATE receiving it. I took millennial memories via the unofficial Shrek national anthem, Smash Mouth’s “All Star”… and turned it into a life ruining yo mama joke. It’s a 2000s throwback, a mom diss track, and nostalgia bait for millennials who remember when Shrek ruled the world and insulting your friend’s mom was peak comedy.

Share this with a buddy who will HATE receiving it. I took millennial memories via the unofficial Shrek national anthem, Smash Mouth’s “All Star”… and turned it into a life ruining yo mama joke. It’s a 2000s throwback, a mom diss track, and nostalgia bait for millennials who remember when Shrek ruled the world and insulting your friend’s mom was peak comedy.

11,612 Aufrufe • vor 26 Tagen

Sometimes you fall in love with a girl who’s in love with the world. Can’t tie her down, but want to keep her close. So, what do you do? Break up? Let her cheat? Or throw a party for all your buddies to run train on her? Parody of “Folsom Prison Blues” by Johnny Cash. I wonder if he ever had this problem.

Sometimes you fall in love with a girl who’s in love with the world. Can’t tie her down, but want to keep her close. So, what do you do? Break up? Let her cheat? Or throw a party for all your buddies to run train on her? Parody of “Folsom Prison Blues” by Johnny Cash. I wonder if he ever had this problem.

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A tale of transition, lust, and secret betrayal. Not sure how the trans / LGBTQ+ community is gonna feel about this one 😂 Or transphobes for that matter. Or Nickelback lovers. Or Nickelback haters. It’s kind of a confusing one. 🤷‍♀️ But you know what? It’s fun and I love it.

A tale of transition, lust, and secret betrayal. Not sure how the trans / LGBTQ+ community is gonna feel about this one 😂 Or transphobes for that matter. Or Nickelback lovers. Or Nickelback haters. It’s kind of a confusing one. 🤷‍♀️ But you know what? It’s fun and I love it.

14,735 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

I’ve heard that something like one in ten women have an OnlyFans account. I don’t know if that’s true but I know there are a lot of boyfriends out there with quietly broken hearts, waiting for their beloved to calm down on getting schlonged online and commit. This song is for them.

I’ve heard that something like one in ten women have an OnlyFans account. I don’t know if that’s true but I know there are a lot of boyfriends out there with quietly broken hearts, waiting for their beloved to calm down on getting schlonged online and commit. This song is for them.

15,314 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

I genuinely love Johnny Cash but I’m not sure he’d like me much. Depends on how he felt about “whoops wrong hole” parody of “ring of fire” for all the lovers out there

I genuinely love Johnny Cash but I’m not sure he’d like me much. Depends on how he felt about “whoops wrong hole” parody of “ring of fire” for all the lovers out there

20,416 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

“Somebody That I Used to Know” by Gotye except it’s rewritten to be a brutally honest classic tale of a partner totally giving up and refusing to wash his balls

“Somebody That I Used to Know” by Gotye except it’s rewritten to be a brutally honest classic tale of a partner totally giving up and refusing to wash his balls

18,750 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

One of my most popular parodies ever. You thought of who to send this to the second it started playing, I know you did

One of my most popular parodies ever. You thought of who to send this to the second it started playing, I know you did

19,681 Aufrufe • vor 5 Monaten

Pull up FAIL

Pull up FAIL

41,244 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Trans and loving it, you are too

Trans and loving it, you are too

12,194 Aufrufe • vor 5 Monaten

hey I found a song about your dad

hey I found a song about your dad

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