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This guy is a role model for young "conservative" men?👌

This guy is a role model for young "conservative" men?👌

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33 years in prison for weed, and this is the first thing he sees. 😭

33 years in prison for weed, and this is the first thing he sees. 😭

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Based Osho destroys democracy in 16 seconds

Based Osho destroys democracy in 16 seconds

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This is Rick Rubin. His net worth is $300 million. He has no technical skills, but he has great taste. He's my hero.
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This is Rick Rubin. His net worth is $300 million. He has no technical skills, but he has great taste. He's my hero.

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28,597,633 views • 2 years ago

you'd be making your own cake even if you were married, honey.
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you'd be making your own cake even if you were married, honey.

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17,312,593 views • 2 years ago

I have a new favorite sport 😍
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I have a new favorite sport 😍

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9,822,214 views • 1 year ago

TSA officer in Seattle is nearly in tears over having to tell DOGE five things he did last week 😭 Bro, it's simple: 1. Groped strangers 2. Went through underwear 3. Yelled for no reason 4. Made people take off shoes 5. Threw away shampoo
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TSA officer in Seattle is nearly in tears over having to tell DOGE five things he did last week 😭 Bro, it's simple: 1. Groped strangers 2. Went through underwear 3. Yelled for no reason 4. Made people take off shoes 5. Threw away shampoo

Heidi

4,015,879 views • 1 year ago

coming out as a Trump voter to your liberal friends 😂
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coming out as a Trump voter to your liberal friends 😂

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3,677,595 views • 1 year ago

Hey Grandma, what are these? 🤣
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Hey Grandma, what are these? 🤣

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1,965,898 views • 1 year ago

Don't get a divorce, get a donut! 🤣
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Don't get a divorce, get a donut! 🤣

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925,985 views • 1 year ago

We're happy. Fuck you, if you don't like it! 6 years married today! 🥰
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We're happy. Fuck you, if you don't like it! 6 years married today! 🥰

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1,111,148 views • 1 year ago

Lesbians don't want any of this. We want real women.
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Lesbians don't want any of this. We want real women.

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740,299 views • 2 years ago

👽 aliens don't know karate 🥋
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👽 aliens don't know karate 🥋

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522,881 views • 2 years ago

that time Scott Adams mentioned me on his show
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that time Scott Adams mentioned me on his show

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96,534 views • 4 months ago

18-year-old Vivek Ramaswamy's 2003 graduation speech. Couple things I noticed: 1️⃣He sounds the same then as now. Nothing groundbreaking here, but I've heard people question his authenticity. Clearly he's not faking it. 2️⃣ This is such a 'millennial' speech. For one, he mentions experiencing 9/11 together. I graduated in 2001, so I didn't watch 9/11 during school hours, but many did. Pivotal generational moment and exactly what I'd expect to hear from the first millennial Republican candidate for POTUS. Vivek remains someone to watch. I don't think he has a chance while Trump is in the game, but he's not going anywhere either. I could be wrong. We'll see.👀
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18-year-old Vivek Ramaswamy's 2003 graduation speech. Couple things I noticed: 1️⃣He sounds the same then as now. Nothing groundbreaking here, but I've heard people question his authenticity. Clearly he's not faking it. 2️⃣ This is such a 'millennial' speech. For one, he mentions experiencing 9/11 together. I graduated in 2001, so I didn't watch 9/11 during school hours, but many did. Pivotal generational moment and exactly what I'd expect to hear from the first millennial Republican candidate for POTUS. Vivek remains someone to watch. I don't think he has a chance while Trump is in the game, but he's not going anywhere either. I could be wrong. We'll see.👀

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341,181 views • 2 years ago

Happy Killdozer Day!
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Happy Killdozer Day!

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22,770 views • 2 years ago

fellas, do you suspect women have pretended to be lesbians to avoid your advances? it's more common than you'd think!
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fellas, do you suspect women have pretended to be lesbians to avoid your advances? it's more common than you'd think!

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14,632 views • 1 year ago

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