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POV: You bet you can pick up any girl So you use "I was in a coma" She: "That was the worst pick-up ever" Also she: "I just want a gay friend" Cam: "I'm gay" Her: "You're the LEAST gay person ever" We love a supportive queen

POV: You bet you can pick up any girl So you use "I was in a coma" She: "That was the worst pick-up ever" Also she: "I just want a gay friend" Cam: "I'm gay" Her: "You're the LEAST gay person ever" We love a supportive queen

Ogechukwu Lawrence

665,677 Aufrufe • vor 13 Tagen

"you think I'm a hooker?" "for god's sake I'm wearing Yves Saint Laurent"

"you think I'm a hooker?" "for god's sake I'm wearing Yves Saint Laurent"

Ogechukwu Lawrence

181,213 Aufrufe • vor 6 Tagen

"I hope it rains" 😭 Ben: *rock man who can't feel anything* Johnny: *bullies him 24/7* Also Johnny: "It's catchy right?" The Thing didn't ask for this

"I hope it rains" 😭 Ben: rock man who can't feel anything Johnny: bullies him 24/7 Also Johnny: "It's catchy right?" The Thing didn't ask for this

Ogechukwu Lawrence

164,321 Aufrufe • vor 13 Tagen

She: "I'm gay" Parents: *screaming about disgusting* *yelling get out* *freaking out over "two of em"* Us: Omg this is bad Also them: "IT'S LOOKING AT ME" "OH SHIT TARANTULAS?" We were yelling about spiders 💀

She: "I'm gay" Parents: screaming about disgusting yelling get out freaking out over "two of em" Us: Omg this is bad Also them: "IT'S LOOKING AT ME" "OH SHIT TARANTULAS?" We were yelling about spiders 💀

Ogechukwu Lawrence

58,309 Aufrufe • vor 7 Tagen

"Is it heated?" "Did you teach the rats to shovel coal?" "Yes" 😭

"Is it heated?" "Did you teach the rats to shovel coal?" "Yes" 😭

Ogechukwu Lawrence

174,612 Aufrufe • vor 28 Tagen

Jay: "Mitchell says Shorty is gay" Also Jay: *gives him a golf lesson* "Relax... get that shaft where it belongs" Shorty: "I'm in debt to a bookie" Jay: "YOU'RE NOT GAY??" Gaydar: -100 Wallet: -$20,000

Jay: "Mitchell says Shorty is gay" Also Jay: gives him a golf lesson "Relax... get that shaft where it belongs" Shorty: "I'm in debt to a bookie" Jay: "YOU'RE NOT GAY??" Gaydar: -100 Wallet: -$20,000

Ogechukwu Lawrence

62,533 Aufrufe • vor 11 Tagen

Caroline couldn't stand Olegs and Sophie's noise

Caroline couldn't stand Olegs and Sophie's noise

Ogechukwu Lawrence

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Wait! Did Anthony forget that they are family now

Wait! Did Anthony forget that they are family now

Ogechukwu Lawrence

115,579 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

Customers when they snap their fingers: Customer: “Excuse me??” Me, a waitress: “You have tattoos to piss off your dad. My dad doesn’t know he’s my dad.” The level of petty I aspire to be 😭

Customers when they snap their fingers: Customer: “Excuse me??” Me, a waitress: “You have tattoos to piss off your dad. My dad doesn’t know he’s my dad.” The level of petty I aspire to be 😭

Ogechukwu Lawrence

55,073 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

Caroline actually accepted a second job so that her best friend can go to pastry school . That is what friendship is all about "SACRIFICE".

Caroline actually accepted a second job so that her best friend can go to pastry school . That is what friendship is all about "SACRIFICE".

Ogechukwu Lawrence

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