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Meghan Markle on MasterChef Australia 😬 The doors open, and she does her full catwalk strut like she’s arriving at her own coronation. Poh Ling Yeow is absolutely losing it - grinning from ear to ear, hyping and clapping like a mad woman - pure fakery. Meanwhile, Meghan is soaking up every second of the applause, that big entrance feeding her narcissism. It evokes frightening flashbacks to her ridiculous gatecrash of Paris Fashion Week last year - sliding along like Darth Vader on a runway. Here’s the funniest part though: this is a woman who (by all accounts) can barely boil an egg or chop an onion, and now she’s rocking up as a guest judge on one of the biggest cooking competitions in the world?

Meghan Markle on MasterChef Australia 😬 The doors open, and she does her full catwalk strut like she’s arriving at her own coronation. Poh Ling Yeow is absolutely losing it - grinning from ear to ear, hyping and clapping like a mad woman - pure fakery. Meanwhile, Meghan is soaking up every second of the applause, that big entrance feeding her narcissism. It evokes frightening flashbacks to her ridiculous gatecrash of Paris Fashion Week last year - sliding along like Darth Vader on a runway. Here’s the funniest part though: this is a woman who (by all accounts) can barely boil an egg or chop an onion, and now she’s rocking up as a guest judge on one of the biggest cooking competitions in the world?

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Catherine is out there climbing Mountains - in more ways than one - while Meghan Markle is seen sliding down one on her bottom. Kind of symbolic of their respective lives, wouldn’t you agree? 🤭 #PrincessofWales

Catherine is out there climbing Mountains - in more ways than one - while Meghan Markle is seen sliding down one on her bottom. Kind of symbolic of their respective lives, wouldn’t you agree? 🤭 #PrincessofWales

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The photos don’t lie. 👀 Looking at old shots of Prince Harry and Catherine together - it’s hard to miss the easy laughs and the way his eyes lit up around her. They clicked instantly, seemed to share a similar sense of humor, hit all the events, and teamed up to tease William. Harry once called her “the sister I never had,” but the photos show something deeper, in my opinion. In Spare, he wrote fondly about how much he loved making her laugh. Some royal watchers have long claimed it was obvious: Harry was clearly enamoured by Catherine. He appeared to light up around the woman who would become his brother’s wife. And when he couldn’t have her… did the resentment quietly build? Did his envy fuel some of the explosive fallout with William, the distance and the permanent rift? Notice how radiant and genuinely happy Harry looked in so many photos with Catherine - a lightness and joy that is rarely duplicated with Meghan Markle. Was this Prince Harry’s quiet heartbreak?

The photos don’t lie. 👀 Looking at old shots of Prince Harry and Catherine together - it’s hard to miss the easy laughs and the way his eyes lit up around her. They clicked instantly, seemed to share a similar sense of humor, hit all the events, and teamed up to tease William. Harry once called her “the sister I never had,” but the photos show something deeper, in my opinion. In Spare, he wrote fondly about how much he loved making her laugh. Some royal watchers have long claimed it was obvious: Harry was clearly enamoured by Catherine. He appeared to light up around the woman who would become his brother’s wife. And when he couldn’t have her… did the resentment quietly build? Did his envy fuel some of the explosive fallout with William, the distance and the permanent rift? Notice how radiant and genuinely happy Harry looked in so many photos with Catherine - a lightness and joy that is rarely duplicated with Meghan Markle. Was this Prince Harry’s quiet heartbreak?

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The expected clapback and latest desperate cringe video from Montecito has dropped! So much to unpack here. 😬 Firstly, we can hear children, so of course, they must have children. Harry looks like he’s in a hostage situation and being forced to perform, while presenting ‘mama’ with what weirdly looks like a birthday cake on their wedding anniversary. *Note the perfectly positioned handbag on kitchen bench. Then we get an eyeful of an already unwrapped, hideous penguin sculpture, and are subjected to Meghan’s obligatory fake, ‘crazy woman’ squeal. *Note the lit ‘as ever’ candle, merched and perfectly positioned in shot. Oddly, on the table, there also lies a full A4 printed picture of Harry and Meghan dressed as penguins. This is to ensure that we understand what the ugly sculpture is all about. (I’m just thankful the penguin wasn’t dripping in raspberry spread and covered in flower sprinkles). The whole thing is cringe, staged, performative and weird as hell. Literally, the embodiment of what Harry and Meghan have become. It’s all so very sad.

The expected clapback and latest desperate cringe video from Montecito has dropped! So much to unpack here. 😬 Firstly, we can hear children, so of course, they must have children. Harry looks like he’s in a hostage situation and being forced to perform, while presenting ‘mama’ with what weirdly looks like a birthday cake on their wedding anniversary. Note the perfectly positioned handbag on kitchen bench. Then we get an eyeful of an already unwrapped, hideous penguin sculpture, and are subjected to Meghan’s obligatory fake, ‘crazy woman’ squeal. Note the lit ‘as ever’ candle, merched and perfectly positioned in shot. Oddly, on the table, there also lies a full A4 printed picture of Harry and Meghan dressed as penguins. This is to ensure that we understand what the ugly sculpture is all about. (I’m just thankful the penguin wasn’t dripping in raspberry spread and covered in flower sprinkles). The whole thing is cringe, staged, performative and weird as hell. Literally, the embodiment of what Harry and Meghan have become. It’s all so very sad.

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You know what I hate more than deceitful, duplicitous, slimy men like Prince Harry? Sickeningly sycophantic women like Alison Hammond 🤮

You know what I hate more than deceitful, duplicitous, slimy men like Prince Harry? Sickeningly sycophantic women like Alison Hammond 🤮

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Meghan Markle apparently went through some ‘humility training’ ahead of her and Harry’s trip to Australia 😬 The idea was to help her come across as more down-to-earth and relatable after years of headlines calling her difficult. From the looks of it, the training didn’t work. She struggled to pull it off convincingly - which is surprising for someone who claims to be an actress. If narcissism makes even basic humility lessons bounce right off, it’s no wonder the tour quickly filled up with awkward moments of rapid blinking, bad acting and ‘main character’ energy. The mask always slips with Meghan.

Meghan Markle apparently went through some ‘humility training’ ahead of her and Harry’s trip to Australia 😬 The idea was to help her come across as more down-to-earth and relatable after years of headlines calling her difficult. From the looks of it, the training didn’t work. She struggled to pull it off convincingly - which is surprising for someone who claims to be an actress. If narcissism makes even basic humility lessons bounce right off, it’s no wonder the tour quickly filled up with awkward moments of rapid blinking, bad acting and ‘main character’ energy. The mask always slips with Meghan.

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169,937 views • 2 months ago

Oh dear. Apparently, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are said to be suffering from PTSD following King Charles and Queen Camilla’s successful visit to America. I think what they’re really suffering from is seething anger and bitter jealousy 😉

Oh dear. Apparently, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are said to be suffering from PTSD following King Charles and Queen Camilla’s successful visit to America. I think what they’re really suffering from is seething anger and bitter jealousy 😉

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