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Sparking Water Drinker I demand a full retraction and a formal apology for this deeply malicious lie.

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When the music and vibes are great but your dad texts to say Hull City have been hit with a transfer embargo for unpaid debts:

When the music and vibes are great but your dad texts to say Hull City have been hit with a transfer embargo for unpaid debts:

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Hull City x Titanic | 2026 Championship Play-Off Semi-Finals
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Hull City x Titanic | 2026 Championship Play-Off Semi-Finals

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72,901 views • 22 days ago

Namibia, ranked 115th in the world, who have never won a single game at AFCON before, just scored this 88th minute winner to beat Tunisia, who are ranked 28th in the world, which is the third highest of any African team. Wild.
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Namibia, ranked 115th in the world, who have never won a single game at AFCON before, just scored this 88th minute winner to beat Tunisia, who are ranked 28th in the world, which is the third highest of any African team. Wild.

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1,423,395 views • 2 years ago

You're not prepared for Joe Cole's dream dinner party guest list
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You're not prepared for Joe Cole's dream dinner party guest list

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584,120 views • 1 year ago

Marcus Rashford might be out of form at the moment, but unlike Gerald Ratner, he's never given a speech so bad that it tanked his company's valuation by £500 million, almost causing it to collapse and seeing him ousted as CEO. I suppose that'll make you break into a sweat.
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Marcus Rashford might be out of form at the moment, but unlike Gerald Ratner, he's never given a speech so bad that it tanked his company's valuation by £500 million, almost causing it to collapse and seeing him ousted as CEO. I suppose that'll make you break into a sweat.

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154,872 views • 1 year ago

The most iconic moments of football commentary throughout the years
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The most iconic moments of football commentary throughout the years

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40,744 views • 1 year ago

Alan Pardew has described Pep Guardiola as 'Mr Angry', saying the Man City boss just has to 'let it ride' and 'smile and move on'. In case you're wondering, yes, that is same Alan Pardew who once headbutted an opponent on the touchline.
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Alan Pardew has described Pep Guardiola as 'Mr Angry', saying the Man City boss just has to 'let it ride' and 'smile and move on'. In case you're wondering, yes, that is same Alan Pardew who once headbutted an opponent on the touchline.

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22,461 views • 1 year ago

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