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I talk about football all day, every day; I love the sport (& Crystal Palace) with every fibre of my being. Patreon - https://t.co/drp6z5k63Q

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Lens beat Nice last night to win the first Coupe de France in their 120 year history. Glorious scenes.

Lens beat Nice last night to win the first Coupe de France in their 120 year history. Glorious scenes.

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The look of anguish on her face. 😂

The look of anguish on her face. 😂

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Jamie Vardy here, bagging against Juventus last night. He’s finding his touch in Serie A.

Jamie Vardy here, bagging against Juventus last night. He’s finding his touch in Serie A.

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“Cheers for that, you’ve just mugged me right off.” 😂

“Cheers for that, you’ve just mugged me right off.” 😂

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There’s no coming back from that, let’s be honest.

There’s no coming back from that, let’s be honest.

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If someone buys you World Soccer’s World Cup edition as a present, they’re a proper friend. Roy Keane is a real one for that.

If someone buys you World Soccer’s World Cup edition as a present, they’re a proper friend. Roy Keane is a real one for that.

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He didn’t lose it after retiring either. The touch on his chest is out of this world.

He didn’t lose it after retiring either. The touch on his chest is out of this world.

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That Villa away end is absolute chaos.

That Villa away end is absolute chaos.

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Solid from James Maddison. Very solid.

Solid from James Maddison. Very solid.

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Seeing Camp Nou being demolished has genuinely made me feel a pang of sadness. It’s one of football’s most iconic stadiums, regardless of who you support. I went there on a school trip years ago and was blown away by the size of the place.

Seeing Camp Nou being demolished has genuinely made me feel a pang of sadness. It’s one of football’s most iconic stadiums, regardless of who you support. I went there on a school trip years ago and was blown away by the size of the place.

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I hadn’t noticed Ian Wright’s reaction first time around. Just top class from Keane. 😂

I hadn’t noticed Ian Wright’s reaction first time around. Just top class from Keane. 😂

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This clip of Napoli’s President trying to get away from their ground by car after they beat Roma to go 13 points clear at the top of Serie A is fantastic content.

This clip of Napoli’s President trying to get away from their ground by car after they beat Roma to go 13 points clear at the top of Serie A is fantastic content.

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Any excuse.

Any excuse.

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Ex-Palace managers summer retreat.

Ex-Palace managers summer retreat.

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Here’s a clearer view of Ollie Palmer & Jack Marriott’s link up for Wrexham earlier. It truly is a work of art.

Here’s a clearer view of Ollie Palmer & Jack Marriott’s link up for Wrexham earlier. It truly is a work of art.

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Stuff like this is exactly why I love Jordan Pickford. Ridiculously high pressure moment and he’s still looked over with a “you cheeky bastard!” glance like he’s on the park on a Sunday morning.

Stuff like this is exactly why I love Jordan Pickford. Ridiculously high pressure moment and he’s still looked over with a “you cheeky bastard!” glance like he’s on the park on a Sunday morning.

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I’ve only just seen this clip of David Moyes and his Dad. You’d have to be dead inside not to smile at that. His old man is 87 and it’s Moyes’ first ever major trophy. Lovely stuff.

I’ve only just seen this clip of David Moyes and his Dad. You’d have to be dead inside not to smile at that. His old man is 87 and it’s Moyes’ first ever major trophy. Lovely stuff.

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Yeah, I’m now a Forson Amankwah fan. 😂

Yeah, I’m now a Forson Amankwah fan. 😂

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Sarr has fully made that bloke’s day. 😂

Sarr has fully made that bloke’s day. 😂

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To be fair, I think the celebrations for Leon Bailey’s might be even better. That’s an away end for the ages from Villa.

To be fair, I think the celebrations for Leon Bailey’s might be even better. That’s an away end for the ages from Villa.

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It could all have been handled so much better by Gabriel Clarke and instead, there’s now a storm in a teacup for absolutely no reason, going into one of the biggest games in English football’s living memory.
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It could all have been handled so much better by Gabriel Clarke and instead, there’s now a storm in a teacup for absolutely no reason, going into one of the biggest games in English football’s living memory.

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Imagine not thinking football was the best sport on earth. Look at these Paraguay celebrations. LOOK AT THEM. Unreal.
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Imagine not thinking football was the best sport on earth. Look at these Paraguay celebrations. LOOK AT THEM. Unreal.

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2,527,146 views • 18 days ago

I got actual goosebumps at my desk just now watching this one. I simply don’t understand how people can see a sport that can do this to an entire nation and ignore it completely.
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I got actual goosebumps at my desk just now watching this one. I simply don’t understand how people can see a sport that can do this to an entire nation and ignore it completely.

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2,234,939 views • 18 days ago

Ridiculous footballer.
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Ridiculous footballer.

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1,115,509 views • 17 days ago

You could put Ian Wright anywhere on earth and I’d imagine he’d get on with everyone within a 3 mile radius. The bloke is positivity personified.
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You could put Ian Wright anywhere on earth and I’d imagine he’d get on with everyone within a 3 mile radius. The bloke is positivity personified.

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452,844 views • 8 days ago

After the referee blew the whistle to call the game off, players from both Denmark and Ukraine came together in a moment of collective solidarity with Christian Eriksen.
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After the referee blew the whistle to call the game off, players from both Denmark and Ukraine came together in a moment of collective solidarity with Christian Eriksen.

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2,346,321 views • 1 month ago

Listen to it. That’s ridiculous.
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Listen to it. That’s ridiculous.

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1,421,052 views • 28 days ago

That’s an outstanding penalty from Tielemans given the pressure and the circumstances for Belgium, you have to say.
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That’s an outstanding penalty from Tielemans given the pressure and the circumstances for Belgium, you have to say.

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714,237 views • 16 days ago

Lens took the trophy straight back to their stadium and presented it on the pitch to everyone at 4am. What’s not to love about that?
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Lens took the trophy straight back to their stadium and presented it on the pitch to everyone at 4am. What’s not to love about that?

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2,604,183 views • 1 month ago

Absolute class. That’s what it’s all about. 🫡
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Absolute class. That’s what it’s all about. 🫡

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127,821 views • 5 days ago

Love this from Danny Dyer on That Peter Crouch Podcast. 👏
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Love this from Danny Dyer on That Peter Crouch Podcast. 👏

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4,357,638 views • 3 months ago

Game long over, Red Sox lost, Scotland’s fans still going strong on the Fenway Park concourse belting out “Super John McGinn!” Superb. 😂
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Game long over, Red Sox lost, Scotland’s fans still going strong on the Fenway Park concourse belting out “Super John McGinn!” Superb. 😂

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783,008 views • 1 month ago

Filthy, filthy pass.
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Filthy, filthy pass.

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716,347 views • 1 month ago

I thank my lucky stars every day that this lad played in our colours.
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I thank my lucky stars every day that this lad played in our colours.

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312,590 views • 17 days ago

That’s offside. Surely?!
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That’s offside. Surely?!

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521,580 views • 1 month ago

Football is fucking great, innit? Look at these Real Sociedad celebrations following their Copa del Rey win. Magic.
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Football is fucking great, innit? Look at these Real Sociedad celebrations following their Copa del Rey win. Magic.

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1,230,014 views • 2 months ago

Ridiculous.
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Ridiculous.

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1,160,572 views • 2 months ago

It’s a real shame they didn’t just keep a camera focussed fully on that end behind the goal once it went in.
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It’s a real shame they didn’t just keep a camera focussed fully on that end behind the goal once it went in.

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980,538 views • 2 months ago

Absolute chaos in there. Mad.
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Absolute chaos in there. Mad.

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999,670 views • 2 months ago

It’s a truly silly strike. Cherki’s reaction says it all. 😂
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It’s a truly silly strike. Cherki’s reaction says it all. 😂

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973,723 views • 2 months ago