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I don’t rise above, I get petty. Snarky AF, I say what you’re too scared to think. Conservative ✡️ girl, running on freedom & sarcasm since birth. No DMs. 🐎

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I don't have a cat, but if I did, I would buy these. 🤣🤷🏼‍♀️😹😻😹

I don't have a cat, but if I did, I would buy these. 🤣🤷🏼‍♀️😹😻😹

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It is better than the pinch and roll technique? You know what they say: High risk, high reward. 😳😆🐃

It is better than the pinch and roll technique? You know what they say: High risk, high reward. 😳😆🐃

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When the water's that clear and the vibes are unmatched. Who's jumping in next? 💧✨ Ya gotta have a gimmick, and that’s the best one I’ve seen this month! 👀🏄‍♂️💥

When the water's that clear and the vibes are unmatched. Who's jumping in next? 💧✨ Ya gotta have a gimmick, and that’s the best one I’ve seen this month! 👀🏄‍♂️💥

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It’s always the orange cats. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤭🐈😼😹

It’s always the orange cats. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤭🐈😼😹

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Oh look, I just found out what Kenny Powers does in the off season. 😆💥😅🍻

Oh look, I just found out what Kenny Powers does in the off season. 😆💥😅🍻

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On today's episode of "You either need it, or you don't." I need it, big time!!! 🔫💥🤩

On today's episode of "You either need it, or you don't." I need it, big time!!! 🔫💥🤩

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3 2 1 Let the counter surfing begin, you know it's gonna happen! Actually, they probably only have to get on their tippy toes. 🤭😍🐕🍨

3 2 1 Let the counter surfing begin, you know it's gonna happen! Actually, they probably only have to get on their tippy toes. 🤭😍🐕🍨

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Guys, listen up. This man may have broken the code. Give this a try next time your wife/gf is monitoring the amount of beers you drink. This is genius. Well played, sir. 🤣🍻😆

Guys, listen up. This man may have broken the code. Give this a try next time your wife/gf is monitoring the amount of beers you drink. This is genius. Well played, sir. 🤣🍻😆

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I'm not mature enough for this job.🤷🏼‍♀️🤭😆

I'm not mature enough for this job.🤷🏼‍♀️🤭😆

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On today's second episode of "You either need it, or you don't." No brainer. NEED!!

On today's second episode of "You either need it, or you don't." No brainer. NEED!!

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I hate when people are cooler than me, this is slick!!! And they say Chinese are smarter. I CALL BS. 👀💥🙌🏻🚤

I hate when people are cooler than me, this is slick!!! And they say Chinese are smarter. I CALL BS. 👀💥🙌🏻🚤

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Samoa and I have been practicing for the next Olympics. What do you think of our form???🐴😂

Samoa and I have been practicing for the next Olympics. What do you think of our form???🐴😂

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Work smarter, not harder. THIS IS A JOHN DEERE MID LIFE CRISIS 2026 MODEL. 😂😆👀

Work smarter, not harder. THIS IS A JOHN DEERE MID LIFE CRISIS 2026 MODEL. 😂😆👀

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Look at this girl go! She's got mad skills, much respect, it's gotta take so much effort!!!

Look at this girl go! She's got mad skills, much respect, it's gotta take so much effort!!!

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John Payne the one arm bandit is a living legend. One of the last of his kind. Super impressive!

John Payne the one arm bandit is a living legend. One of the last of his kind. Super impressive!

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Most cyclists are pretentious little soy boy's who more than likely had a rib removed so they could service themselves. I said what I said.

Most cyclists are pretentious little soy boy's who more than likely had a rib removed so they could service themselves. I said what I said.

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Guys, you should call her. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤭🤣

Guys, you should call her. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤭🤣

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Been there, got the T-Shirt, and the concussion, crushed vertebrae in my spine, fractured femur, the list goes on. Those damn horses fresh from the auction, ya never knew what you were getting on!! Sometimes I rode up to 10 different horses a day. Bastids! 👀🤷🏼‍♀️💥🐴🤣

Been there, got the T-Shirt, and the concussion, crushed vertebrae in my spine, fractured femur, the list goes on. Those damn horses fresh from the auction, ya never knew what you were getting on!! Sometimes I rode up to 10 different horses a day. Bastids! 👀🤷🏼‍♀️💥🐴🤣

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He's just chillin, letting it hang, gotta air it out sometimes, right guys?!?!😲🤣😭🐎

He's just chillin, letting it hang, gotta air it out sometimes, right guys?!?!😲🤣😭🐎

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On today's episode of "You either need it, or you don't." This could come in quite handy! Just make sure to wipe it down you know, so you don't leave any DNA. I'm thinking I need it. 😉🫢😏😈🔪

On today's episode of "You either need it, or you don't." This could come in quite handy! Just make sure to wipe it down you know, so you don't leave any DNA. I'm thinking I need it. 😉🫢😏😈🔪

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I should not be laughing this hard.🎄🎅💥🎁 😂
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This is savage! 🤣🤣🤣🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💥💥
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