Hrundel75 🐷
@Hrundel75 • 4,392 subscribers
Building my legacy in ai-crypto / dm open / member of @CELE8EX best agency ever VVV https://t.co/eK1Puuma0R
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I PUT $15 ON MY APPLE CARD AND TOLD GROK BOT TO PAY THE WHOLE CARD OFF BY 3:12PM IT DID $3,171.46 9:01am $15 on fomo with Apple Pay, on the Apple Card itself Face ID, only i can move the money one message to Grok Bot: "Pay off my Apple Card with fifteen bucks then stop" fomo has no API, so pilot py on my Mac clicks fomo family in Chrome Chief of Staff restarted it with --goal 3148.27 Card run rules → the finish line is the card balance, $3,148.27 → every buy is 60% of free cash → every win rolls into the next buy → max 2 open, trail 12%, stop −18% → the moment the balance covers the card, Exit sells everything → then the desk shuts itself off 11:15am 10x, $150 1:06pm $750 2:11pm $1,500 3:04pm ClapCat, +$1,095.12, best trade of the day 3:09pm $3,001 3:12pm balance covered the card Exit sold both open positions, desk off watch 0:33, the lock screen flips to "Apple Card covered" first buy $9, biggest buy $1,473.78 21 trades, 17 green, 4 stopped out 3 dev dumps dodged 3:16pm withdrew $3,171.46 card paid, $23.19 left over what would you make it pay off first? send this to the friend still paying the minimum on their card NO BUSINESS LIKE HRUN BUSINESS INFO is in my article below ↓
Hrundel75 🐷71,549 views • 1 day ago
MY PHONE MADE MORE MONEY LAST NIGHT THAN I DID ALL MONTH GROK BOT TOOK $250 TO $6,874.12 OVERNIGHT 27.5x while i slept, demo run on a sim wallet, the real one goes on next same setup as last time, fomo + Grok Bot, two apps on one phone i paid with Face ID at 11:42pm, hit Start in Grok Bot at 11:43pm and locked the phone 4 bots, one job each > Scanner watches every new pump fun pool, 19,708 of them last night > Analyst scores holders, liquidity and the dev wallet, kills the rest > Executor buys and sells on fomo in 0.4s > Risk puts a -6% stop under every buy 23 trades, 18 green, 5 red by 11:51pm it had already eaten 2 stops. honestly that's where i'd have closed the app 5 minutes later it sold MAMESUKE at +90.9%, +$552.53 the big one came while i was asleep: NETWORK, bought at $285.1K market cap, sold at $559.7K, +$1,365.53 watch 0:29, that's the notification on my lock screen $250 → $456 → $1,897 → $6,057 → $6,874.12 7:09am i hit Stop & sell all, 0 open positions, one green button left: Withdraw there's a part the video doesn't show, out of 19,708 pools the bot bought 23 be honest, at 11:51pm after 2 stops, who keeps going, you or Grok Bot? send this to the friend who sells everything after one red candle No business like Hrun business the 1 prompt that builds all 4 agents and the iPhone app is in my article below ↓
Hrundel75 🐷133,255 views • 9 days ago
robert engle won the nobel prize in economics for proving something hedge funds already knew they never bothered to mention it to retail price direction is mostly noise. but volatility? predictable. mathematically, provably, across every liquid market ever studied it clusters - that's not a pattern someone found, it's a structural law. high vol today predicts high vol tomorrow with 70%+ historical accuracy the model is called GARCH. published in every econometrics textbook on earth, chapter 4, about 60 lines of python to run quant desks at citadel and D.E. Shaw don't ask "will it go up?" - they ask "will the next move be large or small?" because sizing correctly inside a vol regime is worth more than being right on direction a trader right 48% of the time who sizes with vol awareness beats someone right 62% of the time sizing blindly - every time, over any long enough sample run it on 10 years of SPY data: > low vol state -> 74% chance next session stays low vol > vol spike -> 81% chance next session is also elevated now you're not predicting markets. you're reading a state machine the market keeps filling in for you every single session with real data the predictable part of markets was never price direction it was the distribution of price. the size of the moves. which regime you're currently inside math is free, data is free, implementation is free you were just told to stare at candlesticks instead Bookmark this before the feed buries it
Hrundel75 🐷819,807 views • 2 months ago
I TYPED 6 WORDS AT 1:53AM AND WOKE UP TO $12,671 "trade my fomo overnight $500 degen" that's the whole prompt Chief of Staff spun up a Trading Desk and i went to bed $500 → $12,671.40 25.34x in 5h 21m still a sim wallet, the real money run comes after 3 green nights in a row last night was $250 → $6,874. tonight i doubled the stack and gave it one rule: degen, new launches only 5 bots, one desk > Analyst scores every new coin, 418 scored overnight > Sniper buys what passes, filled in 0.4s > Risk puts a -6% stop under every buy and moves it to entry once it's green > Banker sells on a 12% trailing stop max 3 positions at once, only i can withdraw 1:58am it goes live 2:10am first stop, FYRM -$9.27 2:18am $1,380, 2.76x 2:24am $2,335, AMD opened and runs +65.8% 3:03am lock screen says $4,200 7:16am $9,190, 18.38x, 19 notifications i slept through best trade: GRANDPA +$1,725.82 30 trades, 22 green, 73% win rate, every red one capped at -6% watch 0:30, that's my lock screen going from 8.40x to 18.38x while i'm asleep 7:18am Chief of Staff: "morning. want me to cash out?" Stop & sell all. 7:19am, done. the -6% stops did the work. the green trades only paid off because the red ones never got to grow be honest, at 18x do you hit Stop & sell all or let it run till noon? send this to the friend who still trades with their thumbs at 3am No business like Hrun business the 1 prompt that builds the whole desk is in article below ↓
Hrundel75 🐷62,147 views • 8 days ago
I'M OFFICIALLY F*CKING USELESS GROK BOT CAUGHT THE DEV DUMPING BEFORE I DID $1,000 → $17,906.42 in 7h i tapped one button all day demo run on a sim wallet 9:03am one message to Grok Bot: "watch the devs so we never get rugged" it added a 4th agent to desk.yaml, Dev Watch, 6 lines i ran "python3 pilot py --dev-watch" on my Mac and put $1,000 on fomo with Apple Pay fomo has no API, so pilot py clicks fomo family in Chrome and Grok Bot picks every click Dev Watch rules: → tracks the creator, top 10 and every linked wallet live on-chain → dev holds over 5% or bundles over 20%, no buy → supply moves to fresh wallets, sell all first → supply goes to an exchange, ask me watch 0:36, the red candle comes after the sell SCRYPT, X Scout loved it at 6.4x posts, Dev Watch said no, dev bundled it got rugged 12:46pm the only time it asked me the AMD dev sent 4.2% to a Coinbase deposit, coin at x6.38 i tapped "sell the rest", +$546 22 trades, 18 green 29 devs checked, 4 dumps dodged would you buy a coin without knowing what the dev is doing right now? No business like Hrun business the prompt is in my article below ↓
Hrundel75 🐷39,560 views • 6 days ago
YOU'RE BUYING PUMP FUN COINS AT THE WORST MOMENT GROK BOT WAITS UNTIL THEY'RE 88% FULL $750 → $14,382.56 every pump fun coin fills a bonding curve. at 100% it graduates to PumpSwap and the real volume comes in 9:01am $750 on fomo with Apple Pay, Face ID, only i can move the money one message to Grok Bot: "Buy the coins right before they graduate" fomo has no API, so pilot py on my Mac clicks fomo family in Chrome Chief of Staff added Grad Watch to desk.yaml, 6 lines, and restarted it with --grad-watch Grad Watch rules → reads every pump fun bonding curve on-chain → buys at 85–95% full, 50+ real buyers, dev → curve stops filling for 8 min, sell 10:00am HOPE, $208.31 in at 88% of its curve 10:09am the curve hit 100%, HOPE graduated -13% migration dip, Grok Bot held sold 40% at x2.5, 30% at x4, trailed the rest out at x5.81 watch 0:23, the curve fills and it graduates 12:16pm skipped GLITCH at 91%, 6 linked wall it dumped -71% right after graduating 2,927 curves read 20 trades, 16 graduated, 14 green 4 curves stalled, sold at 8 min 37 skipped for rug flags 4:41pm Stop & sell all, withdrew $14,382.56 at what % would you buy? No business like Hrun business send this to the friend who always buys right after the graduation pump ALL INFO is in my article below ↓
Hrundel75 🐷21,941 views • 4 days ago
My friend got laid off from a hedge fund last November He was making $2.1M/year running their quant desk Instead of applying to another fund - he took their entire strategy framework and rebuilt it on Polymarket 1300$ → 187,564$ in 3 weeks Total cost: $200/month for Claude, $50/month VPS He said: "The models I built for the fund work better on Polymarket, because on Wall Street you compete against other quants. On Polymarket you compete against guys who bet based on Twitter polls" He rebuilt a 4-factor model in one weekend Same math his fund ran on $800M AUM: Momentum scoring: track 400+ markets, buy when a contract moves 10¢+ with rising volume Mean reversion: when a contract overshoots 15¢+ in under 2 hours - fade it Volatility regime detection: hidden Markov model classifies low-vol vs high-vol every hour. Switches strategy automatically Correlation breakdown: 200+ market pairs monitored. When two normally correlated contracts decorrelate - one is wrong. Trade the lagging one. All 4 run simultaneously COPY HIM: Portfolio optimizer combines the scores Fractional Kelly sizing, max 5% per market, 15 concurrent positions His fund's flagship returned 19% last year on $800M His bot returned 144,000% in 3 weeks on $1300 He doesn't need to work anymore
Hrundel75 🐷309,525 views • 7 months ago
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