iQwatson
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I BLOCK THE USELESS, THE IDIOT, THE UNLUCKY AND THE UNHAPPY 🇰🇪 M-Pesa 0741078693 🇺🇸 WhatsApp +1512-738-6400 Backup account @iQWatson - EXTREME LOGIC ZONE
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Gym is a scam and that’s an unpopular opinion. This is me in December of 2017 Lost all that weight through a a diet program my nephew put me on in 2019. And in this new weight loss journey I have lost exactly that much weight with greatest emphasis on dieting and walking 9km, 5 days a weak. (I walked on the treadmill for 6 weeks in Nairobi because I couldn’t walk on the tracks) Tummy health is the biggest flex
iQwatson94,334 görüntüleme • 11 gün önce
The Kenyan Somali was wiring millions to kenya before the FBI caught up with him
iQwatson35,325 görüntüleme • 9 gün önce
The mother told him in kikuyu “huku ni kwangu” My house my rules Boy is traumatized forever 😭
iQwatson627,175 görüntüleme • 6 ay önce
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How BAD is it at home for MARRIED MEN that this TAKATAKA is a viable option 🤮 Ghai fafa iguĩra arũme tha 😭
iQwatson65,597 görüntüleme • 26 gün önce
That makes me an Egoistic God You wouldn’t know. The boy I chanced on after the lockdown and helped him secure his Form One spot at Kagumo Boys High School scored a B+ in last year’s KCSE. We’ve never met and we probably never will. I’m the Egoistic God just like your mysterious African Christian God. I periodically pick up strangers (mostly on my drive from the village to Gîcuka and drive them where they were going past the matatu stop. Several times The evening I went to Kingoris for the second time, I had come from the village with my daughter. At that processing facility called Equatorial something between maragua and Kaharati by the railway crossing, we picked up a mother and her little boy… probably 7 years old. They needed to go to Thika by Blue Post and then catch another matatu to Gatanga I drove them to their village way deep in some beautiful rolling hills and big blue skies of Kandara The boy has a rabbit project going on just like I did when I was his age. I gave him some cash to expand his business and told him to take care of mama when he’s a big boy driving a big car. I gave him a dream in exchange of my own childhood memories of raising rabbits. That’s how I knew what to answer Kingori when he asked me how long I’ve been shikanisharing money. I did not ask the boy what his name was, he doesn’t now mine, we will probably never meet again in this current life but we are forever connected through his dreams and my memories. Egoistic God
iQwatson26,398 görüntüleme • 12 gün önce
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First time I’ve heard a MSM personality ask real questions. Pay attention to each of their response to “what you love most about the other person” Man is with a woman they want to spend the rest of their life with. A woman is with the man she can’t spend her life without. This is why men settle and women hypergamize
iQwatson45,927 görüntüleme • 1 ay önce
Churchill and Maina Kageni hilarious take on P.L.O. Lumumba when he refused to participation in some low vibration Kikuyu undertaking because it engendered a substantive degradation of his existential ontology and a concomitant attenuation of his intellectual aura
iQwatson199,450 görüntüleme • 5 ay önce
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“She’s a lovely GENTLE woman…” Meh settle where there’s peace 82 year old German guy named Wegner is being shown dust by Betty Wegner, a ndangurũ from the mountain after he refused to die quick enough for her to inherit his properties The old guy has stopped eating her food for fear of Kikuyu Smoothie Special (KSS) and has resulted to making his own food. The old hag has been cheating on him with a young guy in Nairobi whom she even brings to the beach Her life fortune took a toll when she saw her competition: quiet, soft and malleable in contrast to her noisy obnoxious and aggressive demeanor Men are the prize Women are the product
iQwatson227,941 görüntüleme • 6 ay önce
Taste the flavors Spice so sweet Na aroma ya wood smoke kwa umbali Kama kachumbali kwa wali
iQwatson146,673 görüntüleme • 5 ay önce
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