Ikhide R. Ikheloa
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Just returned from a harrowing trip to Ewu from Lagos. Got into Ewu on Friday, fled Ewu on Saturday. It was mildly terrifying, the trip. Now safely in Lagos. Flew into Benin City from Lagos. From Benin to Ewu used to take 45 minutes leisurely driving, took 5 hours driving in the blinding rain, through tortuous side "roads" that looked like they had been fashioned with cutlasses and hoes by subsistence farmers (the main road from Benin to Esanland is a wretched shadow of its former wretched self, looking like someone, a lunatic had taken a jackhammer to it, sigh. It's a test of endurance for rugged vehicles, ours was a rugged Ford F150 truck built for these roads, wow. Anyway, nor mind the haters, I have applied to be Governor Okpebholo's hype man. The current hype man will need help to lie to the masses that there is actually a functioning government in Edo State (he is still better than Obaseki!). Here is my video applying for the coveted position! What do you think? ❤️😍❤️
Ikhide R. Ikheloa17,366 просмотров • 2 дней назад
President Richard Nixon caught on tape riffing about how childlike Africans are and how they just can't run things...
Ikhide R. Ikheloa177,153 просмотров • 9 месяцев назад
Donald Trump is deporting Nigerians. Watch, OMG! SMH!
Ikhide R. Ikheloa266,767 просмотров • 1 год назад
One Nigerian word that triggers terrifies me: "Collect." As in, "This your iPad, I like am o, I go collect am!"😐
Ikhide R. Ikheloa22,361 просмотров • 1 месяц назад
"You are an insult to womanhood! You’re a hooligan.” "Senator" Onyekachi Nwaebonyi referring to Dr. Oby Ezekwesili There's a long cherished tradition of Nigerian big men physically, verbally and emotionally abusing women. From flogging them (Obasanjo) to sexually harassing them (Akpabio) to honoring them with great titles like "Shepopotamus (Soyinka), this is nothing new. Same men in front of of white women will be caring simps. We are not okay!
Ikhide R. Ikheloa133,039 просмотров • 1 год назад
This is the full video regarding the "overpricing" pf goods and services by Nigerians in the diaspora. It's mostly gone viral mostly because of the £35 ice cream bowl of rice and turkey, but it is larger than that. She does have a point. Our people too do sha. We were at a function the other day and the lady charged My Lover ML $150 for makeup. 😢That was a few weeks ago. I am in therapy. I can't sleep, I wake up screaming, someone wants to do me make up for $150. SMH!
Ikhide R. Ikheloa18,705 просмотров • 2 месяцев назад
Why do I love visiting Nigeria? Nigeria defies all conventions, this vast market that sells everything from bullshit to body parts. Everywhere is a market, I love it. I love evenings on the streets of Ikotun, doing point and kill, enjoying grilled body parts. Last night dropped me off at the suya joint; they have everything, beef, ram, chicken, guinea fowl, fish. I am never going back home to America! I love you, Nigeria. ❤️😍❤️
Ikhide R. Ikheloa10,330 просмотров • 1 месяц назад
Another video talking point don drop! Inflation dey UK too, not only Nigeria! Tinubu will take care of things, reform takes time, mek una calm down! I go soon collect my second $2 million US dollars from Jagaban! I hear say Peter Obi nor dey give shishi, smh! Oya watch, there is suffering everywhere! Free Tinubu abeg!
Ikhide R. Ikheloa12,187 просмотров • 2 месяцев назад
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