Ikhide R. Ikheloa
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Donald Trump is deporting Nigerians. Watch, OMG! SMH!
Ikhide R. Ikheloa266,767 görüntüleme • 1 yıl önce
"You are an insult to womanhood! You’re a hooligan.” "Senator" Onyekachi Nwaebonyi referring to Dr. Oby Ezekwesili There's a long cherished tradition of Nigerian big men physically, verbally and emotionally abusing women. From flogging them (Obasanjo) to sexually harassing them (Akpabio) to honoring them with great titles like "Shepopotamus (Soyinka), this is nothing new. Same men in front of of white women will be caring simps. We are not okay!
Ikhide R. Ikheloa133,207 görüntüleme • 1 yıl önce
Just returned from a harrowing trip to Ewu from Lagos. Got into Ewu on Friday, fled Ewu on Saturday. It was mildly terrifying, the trip. Now safely in Lagos. Flew into Benin City from Lagos. From Benin to Ewu used to take 45 minutes leisurely driving, took 5 hours driving in the blinding rain, through tortuous side "roads" that looked like they had been fashioned with cutlasses and hoes by subsistence farmers (the main road from Benin to Esanland is a wretched shadow of its former wretched self, looking like someone, a lunatic had taken a jackhammer to it, sigh. It's a test of endurance for rugged vehicles, ours was a rugged Ford F150 truck built for these roads, wow. Anyway, nor mind the haters, I have applied to be Governor Okpebholo's hype man. The current hype man will need help to lie to the masses that there is actually a functioning government in Edo State (he is still better than Obaseki!). Here is my video applying for the coveted position! What do you think? ❤️😍❤️
Ikhide R. Ikheloa18,092 görüntüleme • 1 ay önce
Festac is pregnant with food, all sorts ooze out of every available space in Festac. Here where playgrounds have been razed down and turned to churches and restaurants, there is nothing you cannot eat here, just have the money or shift. Everybody works hard to get money to buy the food that is in abundance here - at atrocious prices (well, if you are earning in Naira!). Not even the beggar is spared. Living in Nigeria is a hard contact sport. One of my favorite places to go to is Barbados on 322 Road. My brother knows the men there and they know him, the camaraderie is spiritual and inspiring - what food and booze put together let no man put asunder. The vegetable snail dish is to die for and yesterday I was introduced to small pork pieces tenderly roasted for those who can pay. I am still swooning. Festac of the filthy gutters, I love you! ❤️🥰❤️ It is getting to time for me to return to the US 😭! I am the oldest of ten and I have enjoyed being the patriarch these past couple of months. I am now unlearning all the bad habits that were forced on me by my generous hosts. I am crying already! I will miss the soft life. I am already practicing for the return to Nigeria. After my coffee this morning, I carried my cup by myself to the kitchen. My brother's wife was upset with me but will she come and be carrying it for me in America? 😭😭😭 By the way, my brother's wife makes the best Tiger Nut juice in the whole wide world, and I drink it because she's a neat freak, you will not get sick from drinking her Tiger nut juice, so refreshing kai! Una dey try for this country sha, Nigeria is at war with her children! If I see America, I go kiss am mwah!
Ikhide R. Ikheloa13,678 görüntüleme • 1 ay önce
This is the full video regarding the "overpricing" pf goods and services by Nigerians in the diaspora. It's mostly gone viral mostly because of the £35 ice cream bowl of rice and turkey, but it is larger than that. She does have a point. Our people too do sha. We were at a function the other day and the lady charged My Lover ML $150 for makeup. 😢That was a few weeks ago. I am in therapy. I can't sleep, I wake up screaming, someone wants to do me make up for $150. SMH!
Ikhide R. Ikheloa18,705 görüntüleme • 4 ay önce
Another video talking point don drop! Inflation dey UK too, not only Nigeria! Tinubu will take care of things, reform takes time, mek una calm down! I go soon collect my second $2 million US dollars from Jagaban! I hear say Peter Obi nor dey give shishi, smh! Oya watch, there is suffering everywhere! Free Tinubu abeg!
Ikhide R. Ikheloa12,187 görüntüleme • 4 ay önce
Why do I love visiting Nigeria? Nigeria defies all conventions, this vast market that sells everything from bullshit to body parts. Everywhere is a market, I love it. I love evenings on the streets of Ikotun, doing point and kill, enjoying grilled body parts. Last night dropped me off at the suya joint; they have everything, beef, ram, chicken, guinea fowl, fish. I am never going back home to America! I love you, Nigeria. ❤️😍❤️
Ikhide R. Ikheloa10,344 görüntüleme • 3 ay önce
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