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Rahul Gandhi: 🗣️"Two types of cups are used in Indian tea shops. > Disposable Paper Cups: for DALITS > Reusable: for others." Which India is he living in?🤯

Rahul Gandhi: 🗣️"Two types of cups are used in Indian tea shops. > Disposable Paper Cups: for DALITS > Reusable: for others." Which India is he living in?🤯

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“Modi fears Trump.” “Modi works according to Trump.” “Modi can’t stand up to the USA.” Meanwhile: Modi walking up to Xi and Putin like, “Gentlemen, shall we smile for the cameras?” 🤣

“Modi fears Trump.” “Modi works according to Trump.” “Modi can’t stand up to the USA.” Meanwhile: Modi walking up to Xi and Putin like, “Gentlemen, shall we smile for the cameras?” 🤣

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🚨 Crazy! Nepal now wants India, US & China to PAY for climate damage 🤯 > Kathmandu says the disaster was a direct CONSEQUENCE of global climate change and wants major emitters to PAY! Nepal’s minister says the country’s emissions are “virtually NEGLIGIBLE”, yet it is paying the price for a crisis it did not create. Did it ask the India & US before gifting its land and resources to China for projects?

🚨 Crazy! Nepal now wants India, US & China to PAY for climate damage 🤯 > Kathmandu says the disaster was a direct CONSEQUENCE of global climate change and wants major emitters to PAY! Nepal’s minister says the country’s emissions are “virtually NEGLIGIBLE”, yet it is paying the price for a crisis it did not create. Did it ask the India & US before gifting its land and resources to China for projects?

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🚨 BIG! “Do you feel you are a lord?” > HC tears into Tukaram Mundhe-led FDA Bombay HC threatened CONTEMPT action, & even JAIL, for FDA officials, warning: “Let them convince us or go to jail.”⚖️ The Bench said it was “TIRED of scolding the department and officers” & accused the FDA of acting in “undue haste” without properly analysing the law. The result? Govt told the Court that the FDA would WITHDRAW its suspension orders against 5 EATERIES, allowing them to reopen. Thoughts?

🚨 BIG! “Do you feel you are a lord?” > HC tears into Tukaram Mundhe-led FDA Bombay HC threatened CONTEMPT action, & even JAIL, for FDA officials, warning: “Let them convince us or go to jail.”⚖️ The Bench said it was “TIRED of scolding the department and officers” & accused the FDA of acting in “undue haste” without properly analysing the law. The result? Govt told the Court that the FDA would WITHDRAW its suspension orders against 5 EATERIES, allowing them to reopen. Thoughts?

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📌 STRONG BUZZ! At least 3 NCPI MPs are in talks with Mamata faction & want to return back soon > If they switch, the remaining MPs could face the threat of disqualification. 👀 Anything so before Delimitation bill poses a big risk...

📌 STRONG BUZZ! At least 3 NCPI MPs are in talks with Mamata faction & want to return back soon > If they switch, the remaining MPs could face the threat of disqualification. 👀 Anything so before Delimitation bill poses a big risk...

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📌 September could get VERY interesting in Parliament!👀 > Jagran reports, Modi Govt is preparing to bring Women’s Reservation + Delimitation in Sept FIRST WEEK 🤯 Report claims, Some parties may ABSTAIN, while some may choose not to issue a whip. Path is crucial as 2/3rd majority needed for a Constitution Amendment 🎯 Govt is reportedly fully prepared to get the numbers. If this moves, 2029 could look VERY different. 🔥

📌 September could get VERY interesting in Parliament!👀 > Jagran reports, Modi Govt is preparing to bring Women’s Reservation + Delimitation in Sept FIRST WEEK 🤯 Report claims, Some parties may ABSTAIN, while some may choose not to issue a whip. Path is crucial as 2/3rd majority needed for a Constitution Amendment 🎯 Govt is reportedly fully prepared to get the numbers. If this moves, 2029 could look VERY different. 🔥

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🚨 5 MONTHS WITHOUT SALARY A woman Home Guard BROKE DOWN in tears because she hasn’t received her salary for five months in Jharkhand 🤯 Jharkhand spends ₹14,000 Crores (8% of total budget) for women cash transfer.

🚨 5 MONTHS WITHOUT SALARY A woman Home Guard BROKE DOWN in tears because she hasn’t received her salary for five months in Jharkhand 🤯 Jharkhand spends ₹14,000 Crores (8% of total budget) for women cash transfer.

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🚨 HUGE! Modi Govt planning major new Gold Monetisation push 😳 — Citizens may soon be able to deposit gold in banks & earn interest. If even 2,000 Tonnes gold gets deposited, India will not have to IMPORT GOLD for next 3 years🤯 Key points: - Banks may accept deposits from as low as 10 grams - Aim: Cut India’s heavy gold imports (currently over 700 tonnes/year) •Indian households hold an estimated 30,000 tonnes of gold Deposited gold will be made available to jewellers & manufacturers 🎯 Smart step to unlock national wealth and reduce import dependence! 🔥🇮🇳 (Source: Dainik Jagran)

🚨 HUGE! Modi Govt planning major new Gold Monetisation push 😳 — Citizens may soon be able to deposit gold in banks & earn interest. If even 2,000 Tonnes gold gets deposited, India will not have to IMPORT GOLD for next 3 years🤯 Key points: - Banks may accept deposits from as low as 10 grams - Aim: Cut India’s heavy gold imports (currently over 700 tonnes/year) •Indian households hold an estimated 30,000 tonnes of gold Deposited gold will be made available to jewellers & manufacturers 🎯 Smart step to unlock national wealth and reduce import dependence! 🔥🇮🇳 (Source: Dainik Jagran)

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Akhilesh Yadav had actors dressed as Shri Ram & Hanuman in his PC. Someone chanted “Shri Ramchandra Ki Jai” once. The moment it was said twice, Akhilesh politely asked them to leave the stage🤯 He didn’t even join the chant himself. The man who needs Hindu symbols for optics cannot tolerate Hindu slogans for more than a few seconds🤡 His family has thrived for decades on a carefully managed vote bank. His father ordered the firing on karsevaks in Ayodhya. No number of ₹51,000 cheques will ever wash that blood. Some debts are not political. They are civilisational.

Akhilesh Yadav had actors dressed as Shri Ram & Hanuman in his PC. Someone chanted “Shri Ramchandra Ki Jai” once. The moment it was said twice, Akhilesh politely asked them to leave the stage🤯 He didn’t even join the chant himself. The man who needs Hindu symbols for optics cannot tolerate Hindu slogans for more than a few seconds🤡 His family has thrived for decades on a carefully managed vote bank. His father ordered the firing on karsevaks in Ayodhya. No number of ₹51,000 cheques will ever wash that blood. Some debts are not political. They are civilisational.

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Cockroach Party supporter: 🗣️ “There are no private colleges or universities in America. -> I know this because I work in the US STATE DEPARTMENT.”😭 Yesterday he was Python Developer. Today he is in US State Department 🤣

Cockroach Party supporter: 🗣️ “There are no private colleges or universities in America. -> I know this because I work in the US STATE DEPARTMENT.”😭 Yesterday he was Python Developer. Today he is in US State Department 🤣

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🚨BREAKING! Rahul Gandhi demands the RESIGNATION of PM Narendra Modi 🤯 — "Home Minister’s police lathi-charged protesting youth. Him & Prime minister should resign."

🚨BREAKING! Rahul Gandhi demands the RESIGNATION of PM Narendra Modi 🤯 — "Home Minister’s police lathi-charged protesting youth. Him & Prime minister should resign."

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📌 PLA General behind the Doklam & Galwan clashes gets PURGED by Xi Jinping Reports say, he has not been publicly seen for months. > Interesting coincidence: Ajit Doval was in China during this removal... Just coincidence. :)

📌 PLA General behind the Doklam & Galwan clashes gets PURGED by Xi Jinping Reports say, he has not been publicly seen for months. > Interesting coincidence: Ajit Doval was in China during this removal... Just coincidence. :)

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🚨 BREAKING 🚨 CJP spokesperson Ratna Singh grilled by media. Journalists questioned her over allegedly PARTYING while NEET victims are yet to receive COMPENSATION. → Ratna Singh repeatedly dodged the questions.

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 CJP spokesperson Ratna Singh grilled by media. Journalists questioned her over allegedly PARTYING while NEET victims are yet to receive COMPENSATION. → Ratna Singh repeatedly dodged the questions.

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🎥 Sonia Gandhi was seen taking charge of Opposition today -> Directions, hand movements, observing how fellow MPs are reacting. When you don't care about elections, because you can anyways bring the Govt on table by STREET POLTICS...

🎥 Sonia Gandhi was seen taking charge of Opposition today -> Directions, hand movements, observing how fellow MPs are reacting. When you don't care about elections, because you can anyways bring the Govt on table by STREET POLTICS...

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🚨 BIGGEST BREAKING! Star Piyush Mishra indirectly slams ABUSERS of Jantar Mantar. => "There is a difference in Gen Zs. Gen Zs were there (JM) too. But there was a Panga there."😂🔥

🚨 BIGGEST BREAKING! Star Piyush Mishra indirectly slams ABUSERS of Jantar Mantar. => "There is a difference in Gen Zs. Gen Zs were there (JM) too. But there was a Panga there."😂🔥

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🚨 Kerala HC has STAYED Centre's decision on FCRA renewal DENIAL to two NGOs. — This is despite Centre having intel that NGOs used funds to Protest against this strategic port 🤯 Timeline: > India fast-tracked the Vizhinjam Seaport. country’s first Deepwater Transshipment Terminal. It's sitting just 10 nautical miles from major global shipping lanes. Centre had intelligence that two NGOs allegedly used FOREIGN FUNDS to fuel protests against the project & refused to renew their FCRA licences. > Kerala High Court has now set aside that order. The court held that a peaceful protest cannot be treated as an “UNDESIRABLE purpose” under FCRA, even if financial support was provided. Centre’s argument was: When national security & foreign funding for undesirable activities are involved, authorities must retain the discretion to act🎯 The Court disagreed. One of the NGOs was also allowed to use ₹16 crore received earlier. Strategic national project vs foreign-funded agitation. The legal battle continues. What do you make of this ruling?

🚨 Kerala HC has STAYED Centre's decision on FCRA renewal DENIAL to two NGOs. — This is despite Centre having intel that NGOs used funds to Protest against this strategic port 🤯 Timeline: > India fast-tracked the Vizhinjam Seaport. country’s first Deepwater Transshipment Terminal. It's sitting just 10 nautical miles from major global shipping lanes. Centre had intelligence that two NGOs allegedly used FOREIGN FUNDS to fuel protests against the project & refused to renew their FCRA licences. > Kerala High Court has now set aside that order. The court held that a peaceful protest cannot be treated as an “UNDESIRABLE purpose” under FCRA, even if financial support was provided. Centre’s argument was: When national security & foreign funding for undesirable activities are involved, authorities must retain the discretion to act🎯 The Court disagreed. One of the NGOs was also allowed to use ₹16 crore received earlier. Strategic national project vs foreign-funded agitation. The legal battle continues. What do you make of this ruling?

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1 in 4 food samples in India fail safety standards. Nearly 12% of spice samples are non-compliant. That’s not just a statistic, it could be the meal on your family’s table. "The India Story" is out in theatres. It tells the heartbreaking story of a father who loses his daughter due to cancer cases by adulterated food & wages a relentless fight for justice. A powerful, emotional film that every Indian should watch♥️ #TheIndiaStory

1 in 4 food samples in India fail safety standards. Nearly 12% of spice samples are non-compliant. That’s not just a statistic, it could be the meal on your family’s table. "The India Story" is out in theatres. It tells the heartbreaking story of a father who loses his daughter due to cancer cases by adulterated food & wages a relentless fight for justice. A powerful, emotional film that every Indian should watch♥️ #TheIndiaStory

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🚨 VIRAL VIDEO CJP spokesperson Vijeta Dahiya was seen DANCING to a rap performance at a student community programme😂 — The event was reportedly organised as an "INTELLECTUAL DISCUSSION" programme for students.

🚨 VIRAL VIDEO CJP spokesperson Vijeta Dahiya was seen DANCING to a rap performance at a student community programme😂 — The event was reportedly organised as an "INTELLECTUAL DISCUSSION" programme for students.

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🚨 IAS Santosh Verma: "Until a Brahmin DONATES his DAUGHTER to my son or has a relationship with him, reservations should continue" 🤯 How is this even allowed in a civilized society? But I bet, nothing would happen against him due to the inevitable CASTE INNOCENCE Card 🤡

🚨 IAS Santosh Verma: "Until a Brahmin DONATES his DAUGHTER to my son or has a relationship with him, reservations should continue" 🤯 How is this even allowed in a civilized society? But I bet, nothing would happen against him due to the inevitable CASTE INNOCENCE Card 🤡

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🚨 BREAKING! Abhijeet Dipke booked in Maharashtra by Urdu school teacher Syed Shamshad Bano Charges: > Unauthorised entry into a Govt school > Obstructing official work > Threatening teachers. Dipke threatened a minority lady?💔😞

🚨 BREAKING! Abhijeet Dipke booked in Maharashtra by Urdu school teacher Syed Shamshad Bano Charges: > Unauthorised entry into a Govt school > Obstructing official work > Threatening teachers. Dipke threatened a minority lady?💔😞

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