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Samantha

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Friendly Neighbourhood Ginger, your husband is probably in my DMs, I’m bi so I have many hobbies like crochet, gardening, necromancy, oil painting, sarcasm

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sorry for being painfully white but i baked a cheddar cheese and italian herb sourdough loaf.

sorry for being painfully white but i baked a cheddar cheese and italian herb sourdough loaf.

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i made good bread again like a good girl

i made good bread again like a good girl

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nothing could’ve prepared me

nothing could’ve prepared me

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trans shaggy

trans shaggy

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well that’s a big fucking change

well that’s a big fucking change

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wearing my men repellent septum ring x

wearing my men repellent septum ring x

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girl, get in that yacht and sail into the abyss

girl, get in that yacht and sail into the abyss

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me after successfully training the birds in my garden to be hand fed.

me after successfully training the birds in my garden to be hand fed.

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WHAT DID I DO THOUGH ?

WHAT DID I DO THOUGH ?

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celebrating the girls 3rd birthday with showcasing their talent

celebrating the girls 3rd birthday with showcasing their talent

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every gardener in the UK rn

every gardener in the UK rn

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the comback though

the comback though

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putting this on my hinge

putting this on my hinge

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miss thing landed on me while i was planting my tomatoes 🦋

miss thing landed on me while i was planting my tomatoes 🦋

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my neighbhour asked “what’s with the rave lights, you’re lighting up the entire block” me:

my neighbhour asked “what’s with the rave lights, you’re lighting up the entire block” me:

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not him saying this whilst his own hair is running away from him. I’ve never heard a more compelling reason to keep dying my hair ginger though I’ll tell you that.

not him saying this whilst his own hair is running away from him. I’ve never heard a more compelling reason to keep dying my hair ginger though I’ll tell you that.

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as a cucumber hater i made this and omg i’m in love now

as a cucumber hater i made this and omg i’m in love now

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she ate him up and left no crumbs

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she ate him up and left no crumbs

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all men are chicks

all men are chicks

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i kinda fixed her????

i kinda fixed her????

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Glasgow St.Enochs centre Tesco is everything, protect Mark at all costs

Glasgow St.Enochs centre Tesco is everything, protect Mark at all costs

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transgender makes bread again

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transgender makes bread again

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just the right amount of slutty bread

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just the right amount of slutty bread

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preparing for Christmas as a leftist

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preparing for Christmas as a leftist

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transgender makes good bread again (crispy onion, scallion & balsamic glaze loaf)

transgender makes good bread again (crispy onion, scallion & balsamic glaze loaf)

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the new allotment plot 🪴

the new allotment plot 🪴

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since you all loved the last loaf, here’s a tomato pesto and basil one i made 🍃 (sourdough asmr)

since you all loved the last loaf, here’s a tomato pesto and basil one i made 🍃 (sourdough asmr)

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unlike you i have hobbies instead of being obsessed with peoples genitals online all day, go outside and touch grass it’s actually good for you (gardening post 🪴)

unlike you i have hobbies instead of being obsessed with peoples genitals online all day, go outside and touch grass it’s actually good for you (gardening post 🪴)

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not to shag my own arse about it but what was once a tapestry of various invasive waist heights weeds, an abandoned garden plot that was untouched for years and used as a dumping ground for plastic and waste has now become one of the best looking plots on site.

not to shag my own arse about it but what was once a tapestry of various invasive waist heights weeds, an abandoned garden plot that was untouched for years and used as a dumping ground for plastic and waste has now become one of the best looking plots on site.

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so, I entered my plot into a competition 😵‍💫

so, I entered my plot into a competition 😵‍💫

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you need only watch this video, but you probably won’t because you’re a fucking monster and never picked up a history book.

you need only watch this video, but you probably won’t because you’re a fucking monster and never picked up a history book.

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The History of the Hawthron Tree I know this is outside my usual gardening videos but it’s one of my favourite tree’s for its lore, it also has medicinal properties that can help with preventing heart disease, reduce anxiety and much more with it edible leaves & berries

The History of the Hawthron Tree I know this is outside my usual gardening videos but it’s one of my favourite tree’s for its lore, it also has medicinal properties that can help with preventing heart disease, reduce anxiety and much more with it edible leaves & berries

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pov - you’re a seedling that’s just germinated after 15 days of doing nothing

pov - you’re a seedling that’s just germinated after 15 days of doing nothing

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making jams to get a boyfriend (part 1) inspired by evannhaley

making jams to get a boyfriend (part 1) inspired by evannhaley

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I’ve been getting a lot of DMs about garden content, it’s winter, there isn’t much happening rn but here’s a wee something. Cleaned up the plot a bit, harvested some oca, they are New Zealand yams that taste like lemony baby potato’s apologies for audio cba with music

I’ve been getting a lot of DMs about garden content, it’s winter, there isn’t much happening rn but here’s a wee something. Cleaned up the plot a bit, harvested some oca, they are New Zealand yams that taste like lemony baby potato’s apologies for audio cba with music

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