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Yoza kicks in MMA... they're slowly arriving
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Bryce Mitchell going cat fight mode and digging his nails under Mikey's clavicles
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My favourite part of grappling without the gi is "what if I just lift my foot up while you're doing it?" Bro got the back and won the round off stepping his foot across Van while it looked like Van was making a good effort of attacking his leg
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5'7 man talks about 5'6 man
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If a guy does this to you the first time you clinch him, you're probably going to lose
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This feels like a crazy thing to say about Krylov's big lumbering self
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Featuring tons of jab-and-pull and jab-and-dip
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It took 2500 years but Gordon Ryan Tattoo Tour is a worthy sequel to The Art of War
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You gotta be real careful strike counting shit because all of these go down as "low kicks landed" when they're really toes grazing the top of the shin
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Writing an article about how Jonathan Haggerty has evolved over the years, but he's always had such a cool fade-away high kick
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This Marcelo Garcia half guard sweep has been all I've thought about all day