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A box cutter 🤣🤣🤣

A box cutter 🤣🤣🤣

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Somebody find this man. I want to buy him dinner 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽💪🏾

Somebody find this man. I want to buy him dinner 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽💪🏾

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A Perfect Shot 🥌 #Olympics2026

A Perfect Shot 🥌 #Olympics2026

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melania: Anyone have some change?

melania: Anyone have some change?

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Trump dug his heels in and refused to evacuate the WHCA Dinner even as chaos erupted in the venue. He insisted he wanted to stay and confront the suspect, with security protocol the only thing forcing him to leave. Trump is calling the moment his third life attempt. 😂😂

Trump dug his heels in and refused to evacuate the WHCA Dinner even as chaos erupted in the venue. He insisted he wanted to stay and confront the suspect, with security protocol the only thing forcing him to leave. Trump is calling the moment his third life attempt. 😂😂

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Rat Trump 😂😂

Rat Trump 😂😂

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Trump Irish Dance Click your cankles 3 times and disappear

Trump Irish Dance Click your cankles 3 times and disappear

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Donald Trump has scaled the Empire State Building in New York City and has a message for the Amercan people.

Donald Trump has scaled the Empire State Building in New York City and has a message for the Amercan people.

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Hell is waiting for him 🔥🔥🔥

Hell is waiting for him 🔥🔥🔥

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Meanwhile, at the Playboy mansion! Sorry, I mean Trump’s Church Mar El Lago. where the Evangelicals are praying & holding prayers for Jesus’s resurrection 🙏

Meanwhile, at the Playboy mansion! Sorry, I mean Trump’s Church Mar El Lago. where the Evangelicals are praying & holding prayers for Jesus’s resurrection 🙏

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Pete with an update on the Strait of Hormuz.

Pete with an update on the Strait of Hormuz.

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“We are respected all over the world, like never before. Enjoy” 😉 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“We are respected all over the world, like never before. Enjoy” 😉 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Who's ready for game 3?

Who's ready for game 3?

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Bribe Force One

Bribe Force One

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Trump uses shooting to talk about his Ballroom.

Trump uses shooting to talk about his Ballroom.

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Sergei's Science Tips … #chloroform 😂😂

Sergei's Science Tips … #chloroform 😂😂

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He was the first contestant and it's already over

He was the first contestant and it's already over

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My favorite Kentucky Derby video of all time 🤣🤣

My favorite Kentucky Derby video of all time 🤣🤣

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The Men of Mt. Rushmore get reel about ... well, you'll get it. Inspired by a post from Thomas Jay Osadsky.

The Men of Mt. Rushmore get reel about ... well, you'll get it. Inspired by a post from Thomas Jay Osadsky.

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Amy L and the Sniffers “You Should Not Be Doing That” August 9, 2024 BMO Stadium, Los Angeles, California @amylandthesniffers (They opens up for the Foo Fighters and this was early in the day …hence the many open seats.)

Amy L and the Sniffers “You Should Not Be Doing That” August 9, 2024 BMO Stadium, Los Angeles, California @amylandthesniffers (They opens up for the Foo Fighters and this was early in the day …hence the many open seats.)

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This is the difference between water and beer

This is the difference between water and beer

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What if Fox News covered Trump the way it covered Obama? It would look like this

What if Fox News covered Trump the way it covered Obama? It would look like this

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Something All Must Witness To Believe For those of you itching to see Puddles the Clown combine The Who’s “Pinball Wizard” with Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues,” this is for you. Enjoy. Or hate. It’s a free country. Well, relatively, anyway.

Something All Must Witness To Believe For those of you itching to see Puddles the Clown combine The Who’s “Pinball Wizard” with Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues,” this is for you. Enjoy. Or hate. It’s a free country. Well, relatively, anyway.

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Whoever made this is going straight to hell

Whoever made this is going straight to hell

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No comment. 😂😂

No comment. 😂😂

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An arrogant and rude clown 😂😂

An arrogant and rude clown 😂😂

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This TV ad, which was broadcast back in 1971 during the Vietnam War, is weirdly relevant today. Fight for your slice

This TV ad, which was broadcast back in 1971 during the Vietnam War, is weirdly relevant today. Fight for your slice

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This is genius 🤣🤣🤣 and also why again do some people want this guy to be president???

This is genius 🤣🤣🤣 and also why again do some people want this guy to be president???

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A young Morgan Freeman on “The Electric Company,” 1971. Before he was the voice of God, Morgan Freeman played DJ Easy Reader on the PBS children’s show “The Electric Company.” The show repurposed countercultural aesthetics to teach children how to read.

A young Morgan Freeman on “The Electric Company,” 1971. Before he was the voice of God, Morgan Freeman played DJ Easy Reader on the PBS children’s show “The Electric Company.” The show repurposed countercultural aesthetics to teach children how to read.

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NEW SHOW TUNE - That War That Was Not A War Secretary of War Pete Hegseth celebrates victory in the war... that wasn't a war.

NEW SHOW TUNE - That War That Was Not A War Secretary of War Pete Hegseth celebrates victory in the war... that wasn't a war.

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Jimi Hendrix was once asked what it was like being the world’s greatest guitar player. He replied, “I don’t know, go ask Roy Clark”.

Jimi Hendrix was once asked what it was like being the world’s greatest guitar player. He replied, “I don’t know, go ask Roy Clark”.

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Ladies and Gentlemen... Jesus Trump. Or Donald Christ. Whichever you prefer.

Ladies and Gentlemen... Jesus Trump. Or Donald Christ. Whichever you prefer.

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MELANIE is really mad at Jimmy Kimmel 🤣🤣

MELANIE is really mad at Jimmy Kimmel 🤣🤣

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A Future White House Gala?

A Future White House Gala?

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In 1962, at just nine years old, Larry Collins stepped on stage and stunned audiences with his explosive performance of “Ramrod.” His speed, confidence, and command of the guitar were unheard of for someone so young, helping cement the Collins Kids as pioneers of early rockabilly

In 1962, at just nine years old, Larry Collins stepped on stage and stunned audiences with his explosive performance of “Ramrod.” His speed, confidence, and command of the guitar were unheard of for someone so young, helping cement the Collins Kids as pioneers of early rockabilly

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One fart can divide nations 💨😂

One fart can divide nations 💨😂

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