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melania: Anyone have some change?

melania: Anyone have some change?

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A Perfect Shot 🥌 #Olympics2026

A Perfect Shot 🥌 #Olympics2026

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Somebody find this man. I want to buy him dinner 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽💪🏾

Somebody find this man. I want to buy him dinner 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽💪🏾

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Trump dug his heels in and refused to evacuate the WHCA Dinner even as chaos erupted in the venue. He insisted he wanted to stay and confront the suspect, with security protocol the only thing forcing him to leave. Trump is calling the moment his third life attempt. 😂😂

Trump dug his heels in and refused to evacuate the WHCA Dinner even as chaos erupted in the venue. He insisted he wanted to stay and confront the suspect, with security protocol the only thing forcing him to leave. Trump is calling the moment his third life attempt. 😂😂

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Trump Irish Dance Click your cankles 3 times and disappear

Trump Irish Dance Click your cankles 3 times and disappear

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Hell is waiting for him 🔥🔥🔥

Hell is waiting for him 🔥🔥🔥

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Meanwhile, at the Playboy mansion! Sorry, I mean Trump’s Church Mar El Lago. where the Evangelicals are praying & holding prayers for Jesus’s resurrection 🙏

Meanwhile, at the Playboy mansion! Sorry, I mean Trump’s Church Mar El Lago. where the Evangelicals are praying & holding prayers for Jesus’s resurrection 🙏

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Pete with an update on the Strait of Hormuz.

Pete with an update on the Strait of Hormuz.

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“We are respected all over the world, like never before. Enjoy” 😉 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“We are respected all over the world, like never before. Enjoy” 😉 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Trump uses shooting to talk about his Ballroom.

Trump uses shooting to talk about his Ballroom.

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Bribe Force One

Bribe Force One

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Sergei's Science Tips … #chloroform 😂😂

Sergei's Science Tips … #chloroform 😂😂

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My favorite Kentucky Derby video of all time 🤣🤣

My favorite Kentucky Derby video of all time 🤣🤣

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Something All Must Witness To Believe For those of you itching to see Puddles the Clown combine The Who’s “Pinball Wizard” with Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues,” this is for you. Enjoy. Or hate. It’s a free country. Well, relatively, anyway.

Something All Must Witness To Believe For those of you itching to see Puddles the Clown combine The Who’s “Pinball Wizard” with Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues,” this is for you. Enjoy. Or hate. It’s a free country. Well, relatively, anyway.

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Amy L and the Sniffers “You Should Not Be Doing That” August 9, 2024 BMO Stadium, Los Angeles, California @amylandthesniffers (They opens up for the Foo Fighters and this was early in the day …hence the many open seats.)

Amy L and the Sniffers “You Should Not Be Doing That” August 9, 2024 BMO Stadium, Los Angeles, California @amylandthesniffers (They opens up for the Foo Fighters and this was early in the day …hence the many open seats.)

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Whoever made this is going straight to hell

Whoever made this is going straight to hell

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What if Fox News covered Trump the way it covered Obama? It would look like this

What if Fox News covered Trump the way it covered Obama? It would look like this

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This is the difference between water and beer

This is the difference between water and beer

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An arrogant and rude clown 😂😂

An arrogant and rude clown 😂😂

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No comment. 😂😂

No comment. 😂😂

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This TV ad, which was broadcast back in 1971 during the Vietnam War, is weirdly relevant today. Fight for your slice

This TV ad, which was broadcast back in 1971 during the Vietnam War, is weirdly relevant today. Fight for your slice

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NEW SHOW TUNE - That War That Was Not A War Secretary of War Pete Hegseth celebrates victory in the war... that wasn't a war.

NEW SHOW TUNE - That War That Was Not A War Secretary of War Pete Hegseth celebrates victory in the war... that wasn't a war.

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This is genius 🤣🤣🤣 and also why again do some people want this guy to be president???

This is genius 🤣🤣🤣 and also why again do some people want this guy to be president???

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MELANIE is really mad at Jimmy Kimmel 🤣🤣

MELANIE is really mad at Jimmy Kimmel 🤣🤣

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A young Morgan Freeman on “The Electric Company,” 1971. Before he was the voice of God, Morgan Freeman played DJ Easy Reader on the PBS children’s show “The Electric Company.” The show repurposed countercultural aesthetics to teach children how to read.

A young Morgan Freeman on “The Electric Company,” 1971. Before he was the voice of God, Morgan Freeman played DJ Easy Reader on the PBS children’s show “The Electric Company.” The show repurposed countercultural aesthetics to teach children how to read.

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Ladies and Gentlemen... Jesus Trump. Or Donald Christ. Whichever you prefer.

Ladies and Gentlemen... Jesus Trump. Or Donald Christ. Whichever you prefer.

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In 1962, at just nine years old, Larry Collins stepped on stage and stunned audiences with his explosive performance of “Ramrod.” His speed, confidence, and command of the guitar were unheard of for someone so young, helping cement the Collins Kids as pioneers of early rockabilly

In 1962, at just nine years old, Larry Collins stepped on stage and stunned audiences with his explosive performance of “Ramrod.” His speed, confidence, and command of the guitar were unheard of for someone so young, helping cement the Collins Kids as pioneers of early rockabilly

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One fart can divide nations 💨😂

One fart can divide nations 💨😂

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FAFO alert: Some MAGA snowflake thought it would be a good idea to impersonate an ICE agent and come at some random people. Then the dude got his ass kicked. FAFO motherf*cker.

FAFO alert: Some MAGA snowflake thought it would be a good idea to impersonate an ICE agent and come at some random people. Then the dude got his ass kicked. FAFO motherf*cker.

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Sacha Baron Cohen playing Ali G interviews (at the time) businessman and developer Donald Trump.

Sacha Baron Cohen playing Ali G interviews (at the time) businessman and developer Donald Trump.

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Win that war a 6th time

Win that war a 6th time

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