Jimmy G

The ’90s kicked so much ass. Pitch: “I have an idea for summer hockey.” ESPN: “We need summer programming. Arenas are empty. Go on.” Pitch: “No arena. It’s on the beach.” ESPN: “Hockey. On a beach.” Pitch: “Right you are, kemosabe. Teams like the Dawg Pac and Salsa.” ESPN: “So… a normal rink by the ocean?” Pitch: “Not exactly. The end boards are ramps.” ESPN: “I don’t like it.” Pitch: “Oh.” ESPN: “I FUCKING LOVE IT.”