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"I'll see your Nor'easter and raise you a smile", I joked with my airy compadres. "Now is not the time for joking fun", they answered wryly. I huff my disapproval as I close the shade with regret. - The Prose of Clouds Stormy, Jim Norton 1995

"I'll see your Nor'easter and raise you a smile", I joked with my airy compadres. "Now is not the time for joking fun", they answered wryly. I huff my disapproval as I close the shade with regret. - The Prose of Clouds Stormy, Jim Norton 1995

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WILMINGTON, DE RICHMOND, VA

WILMINGTON, DE RICHMOND, VA

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I have to drive this clunky piece of garbage seven hours home. This rear wheel boxy ugly garbage can. Avis Car Rental absolutely stinks

I have to drive this clunky piece of garbage seven hours home. This rear wheel boxy ugly garbage can. Avis Car Rental absolutely stinks

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"So Seattle, huh?" snark the clouds. "That's for me to know and you to find out" I challenge in reply. "Our friends in Seattle are rain clouds, we'll make sure to have them give you a jostle" "Do as you wish!" I loudly declare. Passengers applaud, I have taken back my power

"So Seattle, huh?" snark the clouds. "That's for me to know and you to find out" I challenge in reply. "Our friends in Seattle are rain clouds, we'll make sure to have them give you a jostle" "Do as you wish!" I loudly declare. Passengers applaud, I have taken back my power

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Dragon on top of the Empire State building

Dragon on top of the Empire State building

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Let my birthday inspire you

Let my birthday inspire you

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We fly through the clouds thinking we are birds. We are not birds, we are simply people on a plane - Jim Norton 2023 #Share #Inspire #People

We fly through the clouds thinking we are birds. We are not birds, we are simply people on a plane - Jim Norton 2023 #Share #Inspire #People

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"Where are you, friend? I hear the clouds whisper. "I'm up here! I laugh, much to their dismay. "Come down for a frollick! they ask with a wink. No time for their mischief, I decline with a sigh.

"Where are you, friend? I hear the clouds whisper. "I'm up here! I laugh, much to their dismay. "Come down for a frollick! they ask with a wink. No time for their mischief, I decline with a sigh.

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"Here he comes!" I hear the clouds playfully whisper. I veer to the right, "No time for an embrace old friends, I'm running late!" I shout good naturedly over my shoulder. The clouds glance yonder; bested but not defeated.

"Here he comes!" I hear the clouds playfully whisper. I veer to the right, "No time for an embrace old friends, I'm running late!" I shout good naturedly over my shoulder. The clouds glance yonder; bested but not defeated.

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Go Dallas Cowboys ! What a contest! #EnjoyingSport

Go Dallas Cowboys ! What a contest! #EnjoyingSport

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I wrote a book of poems many moons ago entitled 'The Clouds Deceive Us' to honor my friendships with these billowy giants. We've shared many laughs and yes, even a few tears, these clouds and I. I've curated this video for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy it free of charge.

I wrote a book of poems many moons ago entitled 'The Clouds Deceive Us' to honor my friendships with these billowy giants. We've shared many laughs and yes, even a few tears, these clouds and I. I've curated this video for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy it free of charge.

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AUDIO UP NOW Video at 7am

AUDIO UP NOW Video at 7am

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Very happy to say Anthony Cumia and I have finally started a podcast together. We will have a YT page as well as Patreon. Patreon is live Ep 1 is up NOW

Very happy to say Anthony Cumia and I have finally started a podcast together. We will have a YT page as well as Patreon. Patreon is live Ep 1 is up NOW

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I posted a joke about the Macklemore and Ed Sheeran situation, the amount of people who took it seriously is stunning. Also, a late show has been added in SACRAMENTO on Wed, Nov 4

I posted a joke about the Macklemore and Ed Sheeran situation, the amount of people who took it seriously is stunning. Also, a late show has been added in SACRAMENTO on Wed, Nov 4

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After the Kevin Hart roast, everyone has been asking me to weigh in and comment on Chelsea Handler amd Shane Gillis. I do a deep dive on what happened and roast culture.

After the Kevin Hart roast, everyone has been asking me to weigh in and comment on Chelsea Handler amd Shane Gillis. I do a deep dive on what happened and roast culture.

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Tune in for a delightful time. EP 4 of The Anthony and Jim Show. Anthony Cumia

Tune in for a delightful time. EP 4 of The Anthony and Jim Show. Anthony Cumia

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Amazing time with the hilarious Big Jay Oakerson . Jay is such a great storyteller and an even better blackout drinker. Anthony Cumia and I were delighted he came on. EP up now

Amazing time with the hilarious Big Jay Oakerson . Jay is such a great storyteller and an even better blackout drinker. Anthony Cumia and I were delighted he came on. EP up now

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Brushing your teeth in India. Dental hygiene is so important, and there are tricks to brushing your teeth when the water is not compatible with your stomach. Watch and learn #india

Brushing your teeth in India. Dental hygiene is so important, and there are tricks to brushing your teeth when the water is not compatible with your stomach. Watch and learn #india

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The hilarious Rachel Williams is my guest this week on JNCSY

The hilarious Rachel Williams is my guest this week on JNCSY

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I am breaking the Taylor Swift / Travis Kelce wedding NDA

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I am breaking the Taylor Swift / Travis Kelce wedding NDA

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Episode five is up now. Anthony Cumia makes hurtful comments about my accomplishments.

Episode five is up now. Anthony Cumia makes hurtful comments about my accomplishments.

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Episode 5 of The Anthony and Jim Show is now available. If you like contemporary music talk, this is the show for you Anthony Cumia

Episode 5 of The Anthony and Jim Show is now available. If you like contemporary music talk, this is the show for you Anthony Cumia

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RIP Dolly Parton. A lot of our fans are asking me to weigh in and checking if I'm OK. #DollyParton #FriendshipsWithSingers

RIP Dolly Parton. A lot of our fans are asking me to weigh in and checking if I'm OK. #DollyParton #FriendshipsWithSingers

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When soldiers don't know that it's over. Great hanging with Ian Lara

When soldiers don't know that it's over. Great hanging with Ian Lara

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I don't want to upset anyone but this is a true story

I don't want to upset anyone but this is a true story

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PROPOFOL I went in for an endoscopy and revealed my final wish

PROPOFOL I went in for an endoscopy and revealed my final wish

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The delightful lilmomozzarella is my guest this week

The delightful lilmomozzarella is my guest this week

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Jim Norton's morning routine. Healthy habits can be difficult to establish. I hope this helps

Jim Norton's morning routine. Healthy habits can be difficult to establish. I hope this helps

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Episode 1 is now up. Join Anthony Cumia and I as we welcome the hilarious and rotten to the core Kerryn Feehan

Episode 1 is now up. Join Anthony Cumia and I as we welcome the hilarious and rotten to the core Kerryn Feehan

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This is a crazy New York story. This could only happen on St. Patrick's Day in New York and YES it is a true story ☘️

This is a crazy New York story. This could only happen on St. Patrick's Day in New York and YES it is a true story ☘️

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An ICU doctor got a phone call in the middle of the show. The news was not good

An ICU doctor got a phone call in the middle of the show. The news was not good

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WINTER STORM TIPS!! I have been through this before, just relax, I will guide you through the next few days #storm #fern

WINTER STORM TIPS!! I have been through this before, just relax, I will guide you through the next few days #storm #fern

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