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I have to drive this clunky piece of garbage seven hours home. This rear wheel boxy ugly garbage can. Avis Car Rental absolutely stinks

Silently masquerading as Northern snow, the clouds affirm our friendship with winking glints of sunlight. 'Hello old friends' I say with a laugh. They pretend not to hear, as I smile at their mischief. - Jim Norton, Raconteur

Dragon on top of the Empire State building

Let my birthday inspire you

We fly through the clouds thinking we are birds. We are not birds, we are simply people on a plane - Jim Norton 2023 #Share #Inspire #People

"Here he comes!" I hear the clouds playfully whisper. I veer to the right, "No time for an embrace old friends, I'm running late!" I shout good naturedly over my shoulder. The clouds glance yonder; bested but not defeated.

"Where are you, friend? I hear the clouds whisper. "I'm up here! I laugh, much to their dismay. "Come down for a frollick! they ask with a wink. No time for their mischief, I decline with a sigh.

Hilarious episode of Sword Fight with Robert Kelly. Audio out now, please rate and subscribe it helps us a lot. YouTube video goes up Monday morning 7 AM

I wrote a book of poems many moons ago entitled 'The Clouds Deceive Us' to honor my friendships with these billowy giants. We've shared many laughs and yes, even a few tears, these clouds and I. I've curated this video for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy it free of charge.

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Great episode with Nimesh Patel up now. Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 27

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I am breaking the Taylor Swift / Travis Kelce wedding NDA

After the Kevin Hart roast, everyone has been asking me to weigh in and comment on Chelsea Handler amd Shane Gillis. I do a deep dive on what happened and roast culture.

Brushing your teeth in India. Dental hygiene is so important, and there are tricks to brushing your teeth when the water is not compatible with your stomach. Watch and learn #india

So many people have asked me to explain the Conor McGregor fight and breakdown what happened. I do a deep dive and get into the intricacies of everything that went down.

Chatting about the amazing Sydney Sweeney with the amazing Chloe LaBranche this week on JNCSY

This is a crazy but true story about driving to Connecticut.

PROPOFOL I went in for an endoscopy and revealed my final wish

Great time this week with gianmarco on JNCSY

St Louis - AMERICA'S MOST DANGEROUS CITY! Join me as I explore St. Louis, which people say is extremely dangerous. I throw caution to the wind as I venture out in this gritty city

An ICU doctor got a phone call in the middle of the show. The news was not good

The amazing Chloe LaBranche is my guest this week

Another infuriating move by Starbucks

This is the type of humiliation I can relate to. Brad Williams is my guest on JNCSY

Thanks to the great @danecook for coming on the show. Every comic using social media to propose owes Dane a debt of gratitude. Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 70 up now

One of my favorite people, Chloe LaBranche, join me this week on JNCSY

Never a delight. Colin Quinn and RichVos this week on the podcast

WINTER STORM TIPS!! I have been through this before, just relax, I will guide you through the next few days #storm #fern

These are the facts of the Don Lemon arrest. People keep getting it wrong and commenting without knowing what they're talking about. Do your homework before you decide to make public statements, people #DonLemonArrested

This Eddie Murphy story made me furious. @mrnatejackson handle things a lot better than I do

BREAKING!! There is a 2nd angle on the Ice shooting that occurred in Minnesota