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“open your eyes dramatically and wear a newspaper wig if you ended 143 lead single with the same name” my shady ass:
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“open your eyes dramatically and wear a newspaper wig if you ended 143 lead single with the same name” my shady ass:

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If 76 songs weren’t on the Hot 100 in 2014, “I Luh Ya Papi” would have been Jennifer Lopez’s fifth number one hit and French Montana’s first! 🎉👏🙌
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If 76 songs weren’t on the Hot 100 in 2014, “I Luh Ya Papi” would have been Jennifer Lopez’s fifth number one hit and French Montana’s first! 🎉👏🙌

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every horrible album needs one 10.
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every horrible album needs one 10.

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69,776 Aufrufe • vor 21 Tagen

MARIAH BEING FRONT ROW WATCHING THIS PERFORMANCE WYWKWKWKW
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MARIAH BEING FRONT ROW WATCHING THIS PERFORMANCE WYWKWKWKW

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He said she said - #77 (DEBUT)
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He said she said - #77 (DEBUT)

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108,333 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

this is how confessions 2 would have sounded if madonna kept playing with us like she was in 2022
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this is how confessions 2 would have sounded if madonna kept playing with us like she was in 2022

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this is my audition for the madonna biopic
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this is my audition for the madonna biopic

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20,435 Aufrufe • vor 14 Tagen

THIS FUCKING SONG
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THIS FUCKING SONG

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this being top 5 best kylie songs.
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this being top 5 best kylie songs.

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Unbreakable (the 1 album in the streaming era that didn’t do well) - 116k first week sales ======BARRIER====== Brown - 70k
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Unbreakable (the 1 album in the streaming era that didn’t do well) - 116k first week sales ======BARRIER====== Brown - 70k

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