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🚨Messi leaving the field on a GOLF CART after watching his kids’ game in Miami… he is onto a private jet to join Argentina in Kansas TONIGHT! Dad duties during the day, World Cup captain by night 🇦🇷 🐐 .

🚨Messi leaving the field on a GOLF CART after watching his kids’ game in Miami… he is onto a private jet to join Argentina in Kansas TONIGHT! Dad duties during the day, World Cup captain by night 🇦🇷 🐐 .

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Felix is not even into 5 minutes of his debut with Al Nassr, and Ronaldo is already pulling on him what he did to higuain 😭😭

Felix is not even into 5 minutes of his debut with Al Nassr, and Ronaldo is already pulling on him what he did to higuain 😭😭

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🚨 IT'S Official! Messi now has his OWN street in New Jersey! "Leo Messi Way" a full block of Sherman Avenue in Berkeley Heights just got renamed for the GOAT 🐐. World Cup Final is at MetLife Stadium on July 19... the streets are already welcoming him 👀.

🚨 IT'S Official! Messi now has his OWN street in New Jersey! "Leo Messi Way" a full block of Sherman Avenue in Berkeley Heights just got renamed for the GOAT 🐐. World Cup Final is at MetLife Stadium on July 19... the streets are already welcoming him 👀.

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Let's not forget about this play in which VAR would have reviewed it and awarded a pk to Argentina. 4 times German ref of the year Hellmut Krug: "Neuer should have been shown a yellow card & a pk should have been awarded.

Let's not forget about this play in which VAR would have reviewed it and awarded a pk to Argentina. 4 times German ref of the year Hellmut Krug: "Neuer should have been shown a yellow card & a pk should have been awarded.

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🚨 Pep Guardiola on signing Cristiano Ronaldo "I don't think so" Ronaldo fans live in their own confused reality 😭😂

🚨 Pep Guardiola on signing Cristiano Ronaldo "I don't think so" Ronaldo fans live in their own confused reality 😭😂

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sadly, they did it to Ronaldo too and in front of his mom too 🫣

sadly, they did it to Ronaldo too and in front of his mom too 🫣

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Those rumors are fake, but this is exactly how a Messi–Ronaldo partnership would look if they ever played together: Messi doing all the heavy lifting while Ronaldo just waits to punch it in 😭. His fanbase would only check the score sheet and think that's the real flex 😂.

Those rumors are fake, but this is exactly how a Messi–Ronaldo partnership would look if they ever played together: Messi doing all the heavy lifting while Ronaldo just waits to punch it in 😭. His fanbase would only check the score sheet and think that's the real flex 😂.

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What an amazing assist by Messi 🐐🔥.

What an amazing assist by Messi 🐐🔥.

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Ronaldo fans live in a parallel universe 😭

Ronaldo fans live in a parallel universe 😭

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Ronaldo embarrassing himself vs part time camel tour guide guys week in and week out 😭😹😹

Ronaldo embarrassing himself vs part time camel tour guide guys week in and week out 😭😹😹

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Ronaldo in 2015: " I want to retire with dignity" Ronaldo in 2025 : 😭😭😭👇

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Ronaldo in 2015: " I want to retire with dignity" Ronaldo in 2025 : 😭😭😭👇

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Beating Brazil was so special, but, As a proper Messi fan, his free kick vs Ecuador was my favorite moment. "It's more for a right-footer, but watch out—it's Messi! 'Here comes the lefty... Goal!"

Beating Brazil was so special, but, As a proper Messi fan, his free kick vs Ecuador was my favorite moment. "It's more for a right-footer, but watch out—it's Messi! 'Here comes the lefty... Goal!"

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Normal people meeting Messi at an Adidas event. Then, that would be every die-hard Messi fan at the end of the clip😭😭😂😂.

Normal people meeting Messi at an Adidas event. Then, that would be every die-hard Messi fan at the end of the clip😭😭😂😂.

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No way the system bailed him out again after missing a one one with the goalie😭. This is becoming the most normal play in the Saudi league 😭.

No way the system bailed him out again after missing a one one with the goalie😭. This is becoming the most normal play in the Saudi league 😭.

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Ronaldo at the UEFA awards in 2019: "I will be here the next year, and then two years, and in 3 years, so the people that don't like me, they are going to see me here" No one saw him there and being nominated among the top 5 players ever again 😭

Ronaldo at the UEFA awards in 2019: "I will be here the next year, and then two years, and in 3 years, so the people that don't like me, they are going to see me here" No one saw him there and being nominated among the top 5 players ever again 😭

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This was given as a straight red card to Rojo during the Copa America 2016 final, and a certain fanbase thinks Copa America tournaments were solely arranged for Messi to win them all 😭

This was given as a straight red card to Rojo during the Copa America 2016 final, and a certain fanbase thinks Copa America tournaments were solely arranged for Messi to win them all 😭

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They need to lie nonstop to make it to look like Ronaldo is better than Messi 😂 Ronaldo fans are pathological liars

They need to lie nonstop to make it to look like Ronaldo is better than Messi 😂 Ronaldo fans are pathological liars

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CristianoXtra Embarrassing fanbase spewing fake quote every day

CristianoXtra Embarrassing fanbase spewing fake quote every day

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🚨"If you could trade lives with a pro athlete, who would you choose?" Max Verstappen: "If I kicked a ball, I'd do it with my left foot. Who's the best left-footed player in the world? It's Messi. Who wouldn't want to be Messi??" Messi's influence across sports is unreal!

🚨"If you could trade lives with a pro athlete, who would you choose?" Max Verstappen: "If I kicked a ball, I'd do it with my left foot. Who's the best left-footed player in the world? It's Messi. Who wouldn't want to be Messi??" Messi's influence across sports is unreal!

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Messi opens the score vs Barcelona... From Ecuador. What a goal 🔥🐐.

Messi opens the score vs Barcelona... From Ecuador. What a goal 🔥🐐.

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🚨 Inside Argentina’s World Cup fortress in Kansas! 🇦🇷🔥 Casa Albiceleste looking UNREAL 💪 Messi & the champions are locked in to defend the trophy 🏆

🚨 Inside Argentina’s World Cup fortress in Kansas! 🇦🇷🔥 Casa Albiceleste looking UNREAL 💪 Messi & the champions are locked in to defend the trophy 🏆

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João Félix was about to bang one in and Ronaldo gets in the way, lets it hit his back and celebrates like he won the World Cup 😭😂. So shameless man! 😂

João Félix was about to bang one in and Ronaldo gets in the way, lets it hit his back and celebrates like he won the World Cup 😭😂. So shameless man! 😂

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🚨 Romario's latest interview: 🗣️ "Did you play more than Cristiano Ronaldo?" Romário: "Yes, but less than Messi, but more than Cristiano. Messi, in my opinion, is a guy who was born with that gift. He had it from birth. Cristiano technically can't even be compared to Messi.

🚨 Romario's latest interview: 🗣️ "Did you play more than Cristiano Ronaldo?" Romário: "Yes, but less than Messi, but more than Cristiano. Messi, in my opinion, is a guy who was born with that gift. He had it from birth. Cristiano technically can't even be compared to Messi.

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🚨 Dani Alves latest interview : 🗣️ “Who is the GREATEST footballer of ALL TIME?” “I always consider the best by the size of their influence. The person with the most influence in the game & his name is Messi. Even though he’s Argentine, I have to recognize it."

🚨 Dani Alves latest interview : 🗣️ “Who is the GREATEST footballer of ALL TIME?” “I always consider the best by the size of their influence. The person with the most influence in the game & his name is Messi. Even though he’s Argentine, I have to recognize it."

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Imagine how many goals Messi would have taking free kicks vs part-time police officers in Saudi Arabia instead of these MLS keepers turning into prime Casillas every single time 😭

Imagine how many goals Messi would have taking free kicks vs part-time police officers in Saudi Arabia instead of these MLS keepers turning into prime Casillas every single time 😭

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🚨 Antonio Cassano meets Messi in Miami and completely loses it… “I spent 1 hour 40 minutes with him and my family… I couldn’t even speak! He’s the greatest of all time but so humble, so normal… he treated us like old friends.” Fantantonio starstruck by the GOAT 🐐

🚨 Antonio Cassano meets Messi in Miami and completely loses it… “I spent 1 hour 40 minutes with him and my family… I couldn’t even speak! He’s the greatest of all time but so humble, so normal… he treated us like old friends.” Fantantonio starstruck by the GOAT 🐐

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🚨 BREAKING: ESPN drops “Messi: The Forgotten Tape” this Sunday. A mysterious VHS tape that sparked a silent tug-of-war between Argentina & Spain for young Messi’s allegiance 👀 Airs May 10 at 5:30 PM ET on ESPN + ESPN Deportes.

🚨 BREAKING: ESPN drops “Messi: The Forgotten Tape” this Sunday. A mysterious VHS tape that sparked a silent tug-of-war between Argentina & Spain for young Messi’s allegiance 👀 Airs May 10 at 5:30 PM ET on ESPN + ESPN Deportes.

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Messi's 69th career free kick goal view from my seat 🔥

Messi's 69th career free kick goal view from my seat 🔥

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🚨 Gary Lineker on The Rest Is Football podcast: “Cristiano doesn’t like me very much… he unfollowed me on Instagram because I have Messi as the better footballer overall” 😭.

🚨 Gary Lineker on The Rest Is Football podcast: “Cristiano doesn’t like me very much… he unfollowed me on Instagram because I have Messi as the better footballer overall” 😭.

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Meanwhile, this is how the UEFA Nations League was celebrated back in Portugal 😭. There are more people at Al Nassr's games 😂.

Meanwhile, this is how the UEFA Nations League was celebrated back in Portugal 😭. There are more people at Al Nassr's games 😂.

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Former Real Madrid & Italy legend die-hard Messi fan Antonio Cassano finally meets his idol with his family (and son named after Leo!) at Inter Miami training yesterday 🙌 🫂 .

Former Real Madrid & Italy legend die-hard Messi fan Antonio Cassano finally meets his idol with his family (and son named after Leo!) at Inter Miami training yesterday 🙌 🫂 .

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2014: Atlético needed a draw to win La Liga. Barça needed a win. Messi’s title-winning goal was wrongly ruled offside. “But Negreira was pulling the strings for Barcelona" 😭. Negreira is just a distraction & excuse for Barcelona's dominance during that era 🤷.

2014: Atlético needed a draw to win La Liga. Barça needed a win. Messi’s title-winning goal was wrongly ruled offside. “But Negreira was pulling the strings for Barcelona" 😭. Negreira is just a distraction & excuse for Barcelona's dominance during that era 🤷.

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This goal alone is bigger than anything Ronaldo has done since Messi left Barcelona 🤷🏻

This goal alone is bigger than anything Ronaldo has done since Messi left Barcelona 🤷🏻

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Pogba is literally telling a ronaldo fan why Messi is better and to start using his brain instead being caught up all in his feelings 😂 Instead of taking his advice, Ronaldo fans choose to live in their own absurd reality 😭😭😂

Pogba is literally telling a ronaldo fan why Messi is better and to start using his brain instead being caught up all in his feelings 😂 Instead of taking his advice, Ronaldo fans choose to live in their own absurd reality 😭😭😂

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Chasing 1000 goals in Saudi on gifts like this pk? Nah, not a flex. A Real GOAT flex: Messi owning the Europe's all-time club goals record for all competitions with 704 goals🐐🔥.

Chasing 1000 goals in Saudi on gifts like this pk? Nah, not a flex. A Real GOAT flex: Messi owning the Europe's all-time club goals record for all competitions with 704 goals🐐🔥.

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Reporter: "Messi or Ronaldo?" Nico Williams: "both" Reporter: "You have to pick one" Nicole Williams : "Messi" Growing is realizing that Messi is the best even though someone else is your childhood idol 🤷🏻.

Reporter: "Messi or Ronaldo?" Nico Williams: "both" Reporter: "You have to pick one" Nicole Williams : "Messi" Growing is realizing that Messi is the best even though someone else is your childhood idol 🤷🏻.

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Famous South Florida realtor Kathia Molina talks how Messi literally added $25 MILLION to his neighbor's house value… just by moving in next door 🤯🏠. People are willing to pay any price just to see Messi waving at them. The MESSI EFFECT on and off the field is unreal 🔥🐐

Famous South Florida realtor Kathia Molina talks how Messi literally added $25 MILLION to his neighbor's house value… just by moving in next door 🤯🏠. People are willing to pay any price just to see Messi waving at them. The MESSI EFFECT on and off the field is unreal 🔥🐐

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Who paid for this fake story? Argentina was 3-0 up with just 10 seconds left—you can HEAR the fake whistle blow from the stands , so Messi stops the ball. The ref clearly NEVER spoke to him. Ronaldo fans live in their own absurd reality 😭

Who paid for this fake story? Argentina was 3-0 up with just 10 seconds left—you can HEAR the fake whistle blow from the stands , so Messi stops the ball. The ref clearly NEVER spoke to him. Ronaldo fans live in their own absurd reality 😭

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🚨 Jorge Jesus Al Nassr coach in 2018 at Sporting: “We’ll see if Messi, when he’s 33, will have the same physical level as Cristiano.” Messi at 34: Ballon d’Or 🏆 Messi at 35: WC + Golden Ball 🏆 Messi at 36: Ballon d’Or again 🏆 CR7’s last Ballon d’Or? Age 32. Speak now 😂

🚨 Jorge Jesus Al Nassr coach in 2018 at Sporting: “We’ll see if Messi, when he’s 33, will have the same physical level as Cristiano.” Messi at 34: Ballon d’Or 🏆 Messi at 35: WC + Golden Ball 🏆 Messi at 36: Ballon d’Or again 🏆 CR7’s last Ballon d’Or? Age 32. Speak now 😂

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Ronaldo and Madrid fans hyped Dembele for months, only for him to thank Messi and called Barcelona his dream club in his Ballon d’Or speech 😂😂. He surely learned from the best 🐐🔥.

Ronaldo and Madrid fans hyped Dembele for months, only for him to thank Messi and called Barcelona his dream club in his Ballon d’Or speech 😂😂. He surely learned from the best 🐐🔥.

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