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writer, researcher, ultimate nfl insider. full of deep sympathy, modified by contempt. follow @slowlearnerspod same handle on b-sky.

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very sad. an indelible comic performance in a show stacked with them.
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very sad. an indelible comic performance in a show stacked with them.

john

277,868 views • 2 months ago

the last word on Rob Schneider.
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the last word on Rob Schneider.

john

777,237 views • 1 year ago

a million good bits. but i think a lot of this one, from the short-lived revival where our friends Beavis & Butt-head riffed on MTV reality television of the period. "gas up the car? porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn..."
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a million good bits. but i think a lot of this one, from the short-lived revival where our friends Beavis & Butt-head riffed on MTV reality television of the period. "gas up the car? porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn..."

john

40,097 views • 1 month ago

for the past week this has just been scrolling through my mind, when it's at rest, which is a lot. "pralines...and nut clusters..."
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for the past week this has just been scrolling through my mind, when it's at rest, which is a lot. "pralines...and nut clusters..."

john

59,895 views • 2 months ago

here it is! from *2011.
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here it is! from *2011.

john

26,564 views • 3 months ago

Heated Rivalry (2026)
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Heated Rivalry (2026)

john

39,287 views • 8 months ago

whenever the subject of "best needle drops" comes up, i rarely see this one mentioned. though it is undoubtedly top-tier; a number as stupid, and energizing, as the film.
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whenever the subject of "best needle drops" comes up, i rarely see this one mentioned. though it is undoubtedly top-tier; a number as stupid, and energizing, as the film.

john

19,489 views • 3 months ago

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