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Conner O’Malley coming in hot with the quote of 2025—“Every moment of life is annoying and it’s barely enjoyable to be here”

Conner O’Malley coming in hot with the quote of 2025—“Every moment of life is annoying and it’s barely enjoyable to be here”

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Lotta people like to sleep on Attractions era Costello but if one of you Oasis boneheads can send me a song of theirs 1/3 as good as this EC all timer I'll buy you the hilarious hardcover band book where they get interviewed about "being bloody livid"

Lotta people like to sleep on Attractions era Costello but if one of you Oasis boneheads can send me a song of theirs 1/3 as good as this EC all timer I'll buy you the hilarious hardcover band book where they get interviewed about "being bloody livid"

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19,653 views • 11 days ago

I will die on this incredibly stupid hill: CAN were pop geniuses that didn't use it enough. Forgetting obvious stuff like Vitamin C and breakdancing, this (one time) intro from "bring me coffee or tea" sounds like a Gaga synth hook from 2009. No one sample this before me please.

I will die on this incredibly stupid hill: CAN were pop geniuses that didn't use it enough. Forgetting obvious stuff like Vitamin C and breakdancing, this (one time) intro from "bring me coffee or tea" sounds like a Gaga synth hook from 2009. No one sample this before me please.

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21,753 views • 17 days ago

My new LP, shortly after we sold out of it on tour, has had its initial single chosen as a PITCHFORK SELECT!!! We've broken 1k! This is unthinkable! Thank you John Maus for this insane exposure! Tapes shipping, CDs being made. Single clip below, buy on bandcamp/stream on all! Xox

My new LP, shortly after we sold out of it on tour, has had its initial single chosen as a PITCHFORK SELECT!!! We've broken 1k! This is unthinkable! Thank you John Maus for this insane exposure! Tapes shipping, CDs being made. Single clip below, buy on bandcamp/stream on all! Xox

john v. variety ❤️.U.∞ OUT NOW

97,354 views • 8 months ago

Stop posting stupid bullshit about what NYC culture was like under Obama. I was a teen here and it was ~75% guys like Zs playing Pharoah Sanders overblowing improv on Beyoncé and it rocked. I played with a cat with Tori Kudo

Stop posting stupid bullshit about what NYC culture was like under Obama. I was a teen here and it was ~75% guys like Zs playing Pharoah Sanders overblowing improv on Beyoncé and it rocked. I played with a cat with Tori Kudo

john v. variety ❤️.U.∞ OUT NOW

10,831 views • 19 days ago

That sucks. GGD were amazing and his Highlife project was way more respectful of African music than fuckin' Paul Simon or Vampire Weekend. This is was called "F. Kenya Rip" because it's an open homage to an F. Kenya song and he's dead. So's Doug I guess. Rest in power2x

That sucks. GGD were amazing and his Highlife project was way more respectful of African music than fuckin' Paul Simon or Vampire Weekend. This is was called "F. Kenya Rip" because it's an open homage to an F. Kenya song and he's dead. So's Doug I guess. Rest in power2x

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13,039 views • 25 days ago

The terrifying entropy of reality has us seeking solace in nonsense. One of my few remaining comforts are these clips of a dementia-ridden kool aid addict boomer—and leader of fictional club "Laid Nation"—who drinks endless tupperware jugs of sugar water while driving aimlessly

The terrifying entropy of reality has us seeking solace in nonsense. One of my few remaining comforts are these clips of a dementia-ridden kool aid addict boomer—and leader of fictional club "Laid Nation"—who drinks endless tupperware jugs of sugar water while driving aimlessly

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50,920 views • 4 months ago

She said yes and John Maus was onstage and MΛЯGΛЯΣƬ was glittering in the lights and i never felt more like the Believer :,)

She said yes and John Maus was onstage and MΛЯGΛЯΣƬ was glittering in the lights and i never felt more like the Believer :,)

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82,095 views • 8 months ago

THE JOHN V. VARIETY HOUR rides again with GENDER NEUTRAL SONG, a murderfucked dance track about sexuality, with an insane MV by Old House . I’m back bitch. Please share, I paid $10k to post this in full

THE JOHN V. VARIETY HOUR rides again with GENDER NEUTRAL SONG, a murderfucked dance track about sexuality, with an insane MV by Old House . I’m back bitch. Please share, I paid $10k to post this in full

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45,385 views • 2 years ago

"MY MIRROR MAKES ME SICK (hystrcl_rmx_07312025)" is out! A chant of transcendent contempt, born of a lost Red Widow demo, restored for my opening set for John Maus, preserved to its file name. Money to Goldfarb's parents' charity of choice. Clip below!

"MY MIRROR MAKES ME SICK (hystrcl_rmx_07312025)" is out! A chant of transcendent contempt, born of a lost Red Widow demo, restored for my opening set for John Maus, preserved to its file name. Money to Goldfarb's parents' charity of choice. Clip below!

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13,469 views • 10 months ago

THE JOHN V. VARIETY HOUR rides wavier than ever in a big clapping disco punk fuckedrock song about feeling like a blow up doll on dates with other blow up dolls!!! Check out the video and talkhouse premiere below!!!! It’s also on all the websites!!!!

THE JOHN V. VARIETY HOUR rides wavier than ever in a big clapping disco punk fuckedrock song about feeling like a blow up doll on dates with other blow up dolls!!! Check out the video and talkhouse premiere below!!!! It’s also on all the websites!!!!

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12,753 views • 1 year ago

No offense to the Ice Spice viral clip cause it’s cool and she’s hot and from the Bronx but I don’t understand how Dominique Young Unique did the same kinda thing better ~13yrs ago and no one cared

No offense to the Ice Spice viral clip cause it’s cool and she’s hot and from the Bronx but I don’t understand how Dominique Young Unique did the same kinda thing better ~13yrs ago and no one cared

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11,562 views • 3 years ago

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