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Bears watching Trump flip long right before open

Bears watching Trump flip long right before open

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How $MU holders are celebrating earnings

How $MU holders are celebrating earnings

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The first candle my portfolio is going to see Monday morning

The first candle my portfolio is going to see Monday morning

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$AAPL NEW ALL TIME HIGHS

$AAPL NEW ALL TIME HIGHS

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How it feels to trade options

How it feels to trade options

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Jensen was at the White House everyday last week and you didn’t buy $NVDA calls?

Jensen was at the White House everyday last week and you didn’t buy $NVDA calls?

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FOMC vs Traders

FOMC vs Traders

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Me if $SPY doesn’t hit 800 and I get drafted for WW3

Me if $SPY doesn’t hit 800 and I get drafted for WW3

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Sold more $META 8.80 up about 400% Down to final runners might close or roll

Sold more $META 8.80 up about 400% Down to final runners might close or roll

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The next candle after I buy calls

The next candle after I buy calls

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Me looking at the mf who made me miss this rally

Me looking at the mf who made me miss this rally

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The first candle my portfolio is going to see this morning

The first candle my portfolio is going to see this morning

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Average life of people who ignore economic data and buy the dip

Average life of people who ignore economic data and buy the dip

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POV: Me After Seeing Roaring Kitty Sold 90,000 $GME calls today at close

POV: Me After Seeing Roaring Kitty Sold 90,000 $GME calls today at close

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Me: “Thank god the market is closed so $NVDA and $AMD will quit going down” Biden:

Me: “Thank god the market is closed so $NVDA and $AMD will quit going down” Biden:

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Me watching $SPY go green

Me watching $SPY go green

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Powell leaving DC after giving his final FOMC

Powell leaving DC after giving his final FOMC

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Sorry for putting the top in for $AAPL 🥲

Sorry for putting the top in for $AAPL 🥲

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Powell’s Final Good Afternoon?? - FOMC🔜

Powell’s Final Good Afternoon?? - FOMC🔜

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$AMD bulls waiting for the market to open

$AMD bulls waiting for the market to open

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$AMD is up 4% $NVDA is up .20% Me who bought $NVDA calls:

$AMD is up 4% $NVDA is up .20% Me who bought $NVDA calls:

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How $AAPL expects us to react to the same iPhone every year

How $AAPL expects us to react to the same iPhone every year

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Cramer In 2026

Cramer In 2026

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Iran War over, Futures Green Me:

Iran War over, Futures Green Me:

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Me telling my wife China is sending us Pandas so it’s basically a guarantee for stocks to go up and I need to use our sons college fund to buy the dip

Me telling my wife China is sending us Pandas so it’s basically a guarantee for stocks to go up and I need to use our sons college fund to buy the dip

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Cramer drops an F Bomb saying FED won’t cut rates 🤣

Cramer drops an F Bomb saying FED won’t cut rates 🤣

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$NVDA hodlers to Trump after he banned selling the H20 chips to China

$NVDA hodlers to Trump after he banned selling the H20 chips to China

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“If you invested $1,000 in $NVDA in 2007…” Me in 2007:

“If you invested $1,000 in $NVDA in 2007…” Me in 2007:

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My thanksgiving dinner sponsored by $SPY puts 🥲

My thanksgiving dinner sponsored by $SPY puts 🥲

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Trump: “Thank you for your Service Elon You Helped Biggly” Elon: F*** Your Trash Bill And Everyone In The Government My $TSLA Calls:

Trump: “Thank you for your Service Elon You Helped Biggly” Elon: F*** Your Trash Bill And Everyone In The Government My $TSLA Calls:

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Awesome Week This Week For The Team $SPY 775c 2.44 to 11 (350%) $MSFT 505c .60 to 1.1 (80%) $DLLL shares (30%) Looking for more of the same next week

Awesome Week This Week For The Team $SPY 775c 2.44 to 11 (350%) $MSFT 505c .60 to 1.1 (80%) $DLLL shares (30%) Looking for more of the same next week

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Sold more $NVDA calls up 300%

Sold more $NVDA calls up 300%

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