The Blue Collar Intellectual (Julian)
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This morning, I was informed that I'm no longer black since o voted for Donald J. Trump and JD Vance. Since I was served this notice, my vertical leap was cut in half, I'm no longer fast, my food is bland as hell, there's raisins in my potato salad, I have a closet full of khakis, blue blazers, and checkered shirts from Brooks Brothers, I no longer have rhythm, and my credit score is 800. Somebody is going to have to teach me all these white level-up skills. Do I get a list of stereotypes, bad dad jokes, a taste for mayo, cargo shorts in the winter, and smaller boxers? Becoming white since the election is a new adventure. I hope I live up to my new white privilege....lol Oh, do you guys like fried chicken, watermelon, grape drink, and sweet potato pie? Are those universal yet, or do I really have to prefer pumpkin pie and fruit punch flavored kool-aid? Do I get a membership card I can flash when I get pulled over? Do I get discounts at hockey games, Nascar races, Kid Rock concerts, and Starbucks? Do I get issued a universal number to the manager? How does this all work? Do I get a special skill boost at golf, tennis, and Ultimate Frisbee? Now that I'm a new white, does Project 2025 mean I can't dance in church and speak in tongues when I get hit with the spirit? Do I have to always be off beat? Do I have to pull my pants up to my nipples when I get old and wear NewBalance velcro sneakers or can I still wear Stacy Adams? Do I get multiple women or a fetish, or is that a special upgrade package? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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