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“Buy a Chinese car,” they said. “They have the latest tech,” they said. The tech: 🤣

“Buy a Chinese car,” they said. “They have the latest tech,” they said. The tech: 🤣

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Bafazi, No Means No.

Bafazi, No Means No.

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Africa is not for the weak.

Africa is not for the weak.

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Friends like these…

Friends like these…

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Please stay home on the 30th and be safe.

Please stay home on the 30th and be safe.

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This dog understood the assignment.😭🤣🤣

This dog understood the assignment.😭🤣🤣

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Crazy dog strikes again‼️ You are not getting your Uber delivery🤣

Crazy dog strikes again‼️ You are not getting your Uber delivery🤣

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Bafazi, Why do you hate each other so much?

Bafazi, Why do you hate each other so much?

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When death comes for you, kanti you weren’t home — now you’re home, and it’s still calling.🤣

When death comes for you, kanti you weren’t home — now you’re home, and it’s still calling.🤣

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This would have turned me straight if i was gay.

This would have turned me straight if i was gay.

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VW needs to find a fix for this Pandemic.

VW needs to find a fix for this Pandemic.

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When you suddenly remember that you didn’t switch off the stove.🤣

When you suddenly remember that you didn’t switch off the stove.🤣

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I knew it 🤣🤣

I knew it 🤣🤣

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What are they doing? Is this why we keep on going back?

What are they doing? Is this why we keep on going back?

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So now I can’t have drinks sitting in front my gate? This is bull💩

So now I can’t have drinks sitting in front my gate? This is bull💩

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Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

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The Madlanga Commission has you all by the throat 🤣 #MadlangaCommission

The Madlanga Commission has you all by the throat 🤣 #MadlangaCommission

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This one is not getting invited to Grace’s Party. Horny Bastard 🤣

This one is not getting invited to Grace’s Party. Horny Bastard 🤣

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Stop taking people with mental illness to Groove. 🛑

Stop taking people with mental illness to Groove. 🛑

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Blessed Sunday, Go to church and get your demons slapped 🤣

Blessed Sunday, Go to church and get your demons slapped 🤣

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Clean up Hartbeespoort Dam or get back with your ex. Me:

Clean up Hartbeespoort Dam or get back with your ex. Me:

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Is Milk really a meat Tenderizer ?

Is Milk really a meat Tenderizer ?

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Going into the weekend like… Don’t ask me about the neck, I also don’t know. 🤣

Going into the weekend like… Don’t ask me about the neck, I also don’t know. 🤣

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Basically just burn the rats with water? Alex people are not serious.🤣

Basically just burn the rats with water? Alex people are not serious.🤣

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The stupidest thing i’ve seen all day.

The stupidest thing i’ve seen all day.

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Is Coke really a meat tenderizer?

Is Coke really a meat tenderizer?

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“It’s not sexy time” 😳 What are you doing with that dog when no one is around?

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“It’s not sexy time” 😳 What are you doing with that dog when no one is around?

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A Zulu man, lost at sea, spots a mermaid.

A Zulu man, lost at sea, spots a mermaid.

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On your way to work and this starts happening…🤣 What do you do?

On your way to work and this starts happening…🤣 What do you do?

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Dear Heavenly Father, I think he is ready.

Dear Heavenly Father, I think he is ready.

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South Africa, when did we get here? This is beautiful ❤️

South Africa, when did we get here? This is beautiful ❤️

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He is from Brakpan, but I just can’t prove it 🤣

He is from Brakpan, but I just can’t prove it 🤣

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When you're having fun like this avele a phone athi kanti awubuyi? 😭😭

When you're having fun like this avele a phone athi kanti awubuyi? 😭😭

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Makhadzi in Ireland 🇮🇪 South Africa cooked here… Have a Blessed Sunday and remember to always respect your elders.

Makhadzi in Ireland 🇮🇪 South Africa cooked here… Have a Blessed Sunday and remember to always respect your elders.

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You stop a taxi to go into town, and it’s a schoolgirl driving. Are you getting in?

You stop a taxi to go into town, and it’s a schoolgirl driving. Are you getting in?

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I need answers please, Quick, Quick.

I need answers please, Quick, Quick.

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I’m never grooving in Lesotho ever again Went in drunk, Came out sober with a headache 🤣

I’m never grooving in Lesotho ever again Went in drunk, Came out sober with a headache 🤣

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Whatever you do, please don’t let it get to this.

Whatever you do, please don’t let it get to this.

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This is all for you South Africa!!

This is all for you South Africa!!

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You will get arrested tomorrow if you misbehave #June30

You will get arrested tomorrow if you misbehave #June30

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