Kels
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🚨🗣 Jamie Carragher says there is no outstanding attacker for Manchester United “With all the attacking players they brought in last season, they all did okay. I'm just thinking…that one of them needs to become a star. I’m looking at Mbeumo and he’s just not like Haaland for City, Salah for Liverpool or even Saka for Arsenal”
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🚨 Wayne Rooney proves that football money is bigger than music money 🗣️Neville: “What would your biggest contract have been at United” 🗣️Rooney: “Biggest...” 🗣️Neville: “I'm your team-mate, basically, 2010-11. I'm on £1.75m. I'm captain.” 🗣️Rooney: “Yeah, biggest... £17 million, yeah.” 🗣️Neville: “At United?😳.. I think I should have got paid a little bit more.” (LAUGHS)
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🚨🎙️ Reporter: “Where does Rodri rank amongst the greatest defensive midfielders of all time” 🗣️ Pep: “Rodri is exceptional, top 3 without doubt. But you have Busquets, the brain. And you have Kanté, the engine. Kanté 2021 Champions league... my God. He was in our box, then our half, then winning the ball again. He was everywhere. I’ve never seen anything like it before. I told my staff after, “This is not human”
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🚨Scholes believes Tielemans is inconsistent and laying for a club with lower expectations can sometimes hide inconsistency. “What do you reckon's the best transfer so far this summer?” 🗣️McGuiness: “Yeah, I just said I think Telemans. I think for the value of money and if they get the right people around him, I think he'd be a good sign.” 🗣️Scholes: “I disagree on Tielemans. I think Tielemans can either be a nine out of 10 or a two out of 10 or three out of 10.... I think he's inconsistent.” “Now at Man United... maybe at Villa you can get away without always being on your day” “At Man United you've got to be— you've got to be performing four out of five games. You can't afford to be two or three games out of five.” I agree with Scholes Tielemans can be a 9 one week and a 2 the next. At Villa that inconsistency gets hidden. At United you have to deliver 4 out of 5 games or it gets exposed immediately. Same story as Brennan Johnson. Looked electric at Forest, then flopped into inconsistency at Spurs once the expectations and stage got bigger. United need reliability in midfield, not occasional brilliance.
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🚨🎙️Neville: Would Bruno would easily get into to an alltime Man United 11? 🗣️Rooney: “Bruno's a top player, but to get into Manchester United that's all time 11, I don't think so.” 🗣️Roy: “Bruno leaves in the nextcouple of years and he's not got even acouple of league titles under his belt? Part of your greatness has to be getting your hands on trophies. Has to be has to be…without a doubt.” 🗣️Neville: “look, the counter-argument to that is that up until 93 when Brian Robson was 35, 36, he'd only won two or three FA Cups at United. So my point is is like the greatness of sort of Brian Robson as a player when he was playing for England, playing for United or Steven Gerard at Liverpool obviously won a Champions League, but he also only woncups. So I think there are sometimes a player that does stay with a club that's like holds that club together through a difficult time. I think Bruno has been a shining light for United. is that would I mean if you put but I think regardless I I don't think he he get at least I so much respect for him I think what he's doing in a poor Man United team what’s been for the last few years he's been by far the standout player and his stats are very good”
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Sex worker uses Siri to expose husband cheating on his wife😳 This show is crazy😳
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🚨Chicarito is not a fan of ex-mates(Scholes, Neville etc) criticizing Michael Carrick 🗣️Ferdinand : “What have you made of Michael Carrick” 🗣️Chicarito: “I love it. I love I love it.” 🗣️Ferdinand: “because some of our ex teammates have been very critical like” 🗣️Chicarito : “I don't know why I, I really don't know why, I mean because I feel that sometimes, I mean it hasn't happened to me yet …..maybe I hope it never happened, But there's a a fine line between criticizing someone's job because you have to…..but then having your own opinions” “one thing is saying someone play bad but then your opinions why he played bad is an entirely different reason” “it's like saying chicharito miss a goal… that's a fact we can all agree but saying chicharito miss a goal because…..what a fcking prick. You know that's how it’s like… come on man” “So, I I don't I don't understand. And and then how you going to criticize a manager who's giving you results? He puts your team back to Champions League game. So, he deserves the consequence of that, you know, stay, you know, and and try to bring him players and and give him the project. Then, if it doesn't work, well, it doesn't work. But but he took the team low. He put him the team back again in Champions League games. So now players are going to want to come because they want to play for Manchester United plus Champions League. “
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🚨Jose Mourinho on the Manchester City fraud and cheating crimes “I consider one of the best jobs of my career is to finish 2nd with Manchester United. You think I’m crazy. Because people don’t know what’s happening behind scenes. All the fraud and cheating will be exposed very soon”
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Berbatov is such an intelligent baller🧝♂️. He scored a goal just by walking🤯
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Messi just walked past the greatest midfielders in football history like it was nothing 🤯
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She wanted to refuse but was drawn to his intense masculine charm😳
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🚨🗣 Jamie Carragher is not a fan of Iraola moving from a mid-table team to Liverpool “In terms of Iraola, I look at it and I can't change my opinion on him” “It just feels to me that when you make that jump from a mid-table team to a team competing in Europe, I'd love him to have had that little bridge in the middle. Win the UEFA Cup somewhere… Go do a bit of Emry. bit like Klopp at Dortmund. So you thinkof the big European managers we've had and the two that stand out are probably uh Rafa Benitez and Jurgen Klopp and they've both had that sort of being at Valencia won the UEFA Cup won La Liga and Klopp won championship and went to champions league final but these teams are not the size of Liverpool.” In my opinion, I agree with Carra here. Mourinho proved it first. He dominated at Porto, won the Champions League, then Chelsea came calling and it clicked. Same with Maresca. Delivered at Leicester, then stepped up to Chelsea. That intermediate success builds the experience and credibility for the big leap. Iraola’s done brilliantly at Bournemouth, but a proper bridge would’ve made this move feel less of a gamble.
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Has there ever been a better ball control than this in the World Cup? Even Pele will tear ACL
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