Kiki Astor
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Where the experts tell you to meet a rich husband, and the red flags they forgot to mention. -A five-star hotel lobby. He might be waiting for his wife. Or wondering whether you're an escort. Possibly both. -A yacht club. Might own a yacht in which case he’s losing money hand over fist. Might just like drinking close to water. -The country club. He has a six-figure membership, a regular weekend golf game he’ll never skip, and absolutely nothing to say to a woman. -A charity auction. Ego issues: He donated $50,000 to have his name printed in a larger font than the charity's. -Happy hour on Wall Street. He describes himself as a managing director, a visionary, and a future billionaire. His mother still pays his phone bill. -Tasting room at the vineyard he owns: He owns three hundred acres of vines and a spectacular wine cellar. Unfortunately, the vineyard loses money, the cellar belongs to his father, and he needs a wife with liquid assets. -A private jet terminal. Before falling in love, establish whose jet it is. “Our plane” can mean his employer's. -A luxury car showroom. The Ferrari is magnificent. So is the financing arrangement. And remember, darling: old money can mean impeccable manners, education, and stewardship. It can also mean a man whose mother still buys his underwear. The object is not to marry a rich man. It's to marry one whose money makes your life better, rather than one who makes you pay for the privilege of being his wife.
Kiki Astor20,400 views • 21 days ago
The top 10 dog names for both male and female dogs in 2025 are: 1. Bella 2. Luna 3. Daisy 4. Lucy 5. Max 6. Charlie 7. Bailey 8. Cooper 9. Buddy 10. Sadie Cheeto and Pickles both rose about 25% in popularity since 2024, and Brisket is up 68%. Elphaba is up 200%. The late queen’s dogs names: Monty, Susan, Holly, Emma, Linnet, Noble, Willow, Heather, Candy, Sugar, Foxy, Bushy, Brush, Honey, Whisky, Sherry, Vulcan, Cider, Berry, Flash, Spick, Span, Tiny, Bisto Oxo, Sandy and Muick. Auntie Kiki’s dog’s names: Auntie Kiki’s dogs: Fiona Josephine, Gunther Armando (Yorkie mix), an Airedale named Attila, a Bassett named Amica, a German shepherd named Clovis, GSPs named Mousse, Eclair, and Jordan (after the first master of our castle) three Beaucerons named Lelia, Athena 1, and Athena 2, English retriever named Gustav, mutts Becassine, Bernard, Bruno , and Governor Spotswood. My parents currently have two poodles: Marie Antoinette and Brigitte. #oldmoney #dognames
Kiki Astor94,200 views • 1 year ago
« Secret Handshake” Conversational Habits of Old Money -They say “Nice to see you” instead of “Nice to meet you” Even if they’ve never laid eyes on you before. Why? It implies familiarity, grace, and that you’ve likely crossed paths in the same social circles—even if you haven’t. -They immediately look for shared social references -They always use surnames. Oh, you must be a Remington,” or “Are you a Hale, by any chance?” They’ll even refer to their own children as « First name Last name » -They downplay everything We have a little place in the country” = a 50-room ancestral home. « I dabble in publishing” = they sit on the board of Condé Nast. -They reference time via events, not years: « That was just after Bunny Mellon died.” « We haven’t seen them since Cotillion.” -They give non-answers to test questions If asked what they do for a living, they might reply: « A bit of this and that.” -They drop subtle “we’s” and “ours” « We always go to Lyford in March.” « Ours was one of the older houses on the Island, before the Montmorencys build that monstrosity on the beach.” It implies history, not ownership. Land and lineage over logos. -They never say “networking” — but they do it constantly. These are connections, not transactions. -They never ask “Where did you go to school?” Instead, they might say: « Were you at Yale, or Princeton?” This subtle assumption of prestige is either flattering or a filter. -They refer to people by roles, not status: « She’s a marvelous gardener.” -They often say “Darling,” or « Dear » casually—even to people they barely know.
Kiki Astor100,200 views • 1 year ago
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