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Electrical Eng⚡ZesaUK | DJ #SoulShackRadio| Host #PyjamaParty @Classic263 | Chair #TeamFulo | #NjanjaRoots 🇿🇼 | People person | Gooner 🔴 | Soul • Jazz • Afro

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Which grade is this one? 😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

Which grade is this one? 😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Zimbabweans, I give up. Munenge mazivufunga nguvai izvi. Translation "Those that are hurting in defeat,let them hurt, even if they want to hang themselves , they must go hang" 😅😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣 #Arsenal #Cremora #ArsenalBhora

Zimbabweans, I give up. Munenge mazivufunga nguvai izvi. Translation "Those that are hurting in defeat,let them hurt, even if they want to hang themselves , they must go hang" 😅😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣 #Arsenal #Cremora #ArsenalBhora

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Car thieves at "indications" inna CID Mutorashanga Stylee! Well done Zimbabwe Republic Police for the swift reaction!

Car thieves at "indications" inna CID Mutorashanga Stylee! Well done Zimbabwe Republic Police for the swift reaction!

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#FestiveSeason Hi Zimbabwe Republic Police Ministry of Transport - Zimbabwe This is UK police conducting random breathalyser tests on drivers pulling into a service station. The message is simple, drink driving will not be tolerated. ZRP must do the same. Randomly breathalyse drivers at filling stations, shopping centres and public spaces. Clamp down on motorists drinking alcohol in public, urinating behind trees, littering, spitting and disturbing the peace , in Marlborough, Mabelreign, Eastlea and everywhere else. No selective enforcement. Bottle stores are for off-sales, not bars. Regularly stop and breathalyse kombi and long-distance bus and haulage truck drivers. These vehicles carry lives. All officers must wear body cameras. Any officer caught taking bribes to clear drunk drivers must be dismissed. Penalties for drink driving must hurt, US$1,000 fine, 3 months jail, 2-year driving ban. Introduce a UK-style points system. In the UK, 12 points = automatic ban. Drink driving leads to immediate disqualification. Repeat offenders are removed from the road, permanently if necessary. This festive season, reduce road deaths through visible, ruthless enforcement. Action saves lives. Excuses don’t.

#FestiveSeason Hi Zimbabwe Republic Police Ministry of Transport - Zimbabwe This is UK police conducting random breathalyser tests on drivers pulling into a service station. The message is simple, drink driving will not be tolerated. ZRP must do the same. Randomly breathalyse drivers at filling stations, shopping centres and public spaces. Clamp down on motorists drinking alcohol in public, urinating behind trees, littering, spitting and disturbing the peace , in Marlborough, Mabelreign, Eastlea and everywhere else. No selective enforcement. Bottle stores are for off-sales, not bars. Regularly stop and breathalyse kombi and long-distance bus and haulage truck drivers. These vehicles carry lives. All officers must wear body cameras. Any officer caught taking bribes to clear drunk drivers must be dismissed. Penalties for drink driving must hurt, US$1,000 fine, 3 months jail, 2-year driving ban. Introduce a UK-style points system. In the UK, 12 points = automatic ban. Drink driving leads to immediate disqualification. Repeat offenders are removed from the road, permanently if necessary. This festive season, reduce road deaths through visible, ruthless enforcement. Action saves lives. Excuses don’t.

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Ah? Tsitstsitsitsi 😊

Ah? Tsitstsitsitsi 😊

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January Blues. #BlackTax Aish! I'm turning off my phone!!! Every ping from Zimbabwe? Just stress, money, money, money. When will I get even a fiver back, huh? Suddenly, relatives I haven't heard from since the dawn of time are WhatsApp-ing me with their woes? Dhemitt. I blame my fellow diasporans for spreading the myth that we're all swimming in cash over here. Money doesn't grow on trees, folks – not even in the Diaspora! Nxaaaaa!

January Blues. #BlackTax Aish! I'm turning off my phone!!! Every ping from Zimbabwe? Just stress, money, money, money. When will I get even a fiver back, huh? Suddenly, relatives I haven't heard from since the dawn of time are WhatsApp-ing me with their woes? Dhemitt. I blame my fellow diasporans for spreading the myth that we're all swimming in cash over here. Money doesn't grow on trees, folks – not even in the Diaspora! Nxaaaaa!

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Sadly, it’s time to say goodbye to Zimbabwe. What a journey this sojourn has been. A true roller coaster. From laughter and celebrations to heartbreak and grief, then somehow finding moments to smile again through it all. On 11 April, we gathered at the village in Redhill Njanja to celebrate the lives of our dearly departed grandparents, unveiling tombstones for them and for our late uncles too. It was emotional, but beautiful. A family united in remembrance, love and respect. Barely a week later, we were back again under dark clouds, laying my Aunt Grace to rest after her sudden passing. Life can change in an instant. One moment you are celebrating legacy, the next you are mourning loss. That hit hard. Through it all, I was carried by the love, support and warmth of family and friends. I want to thank my sister Charmaine for the logistical support, Blu Innovations⁠ Blu-Innovation Auto parts for the service kit, and Oliver “Twist” Madzinga of Cardeck Auto⁠ for keeping the Green Beast purring like a content lion. To family, friends and the #PyjamaParty possé, thank you for the laughter, the company and the warmth. To my daughter Cory, thank you for keeping the home fires burning . Thank you Sisi Ruth, Sekuru Manu and Endurance for making my stay comfortable, keeping me well fed, and for all the running around that had to be done behind the scenes. Sekuru Manu, I truly appreciate you. Mama Rose… thank you for everything you do for us. Love you very much. There are simply too many people to mention individually, but every phone call, every plate of food, every lift, every laugh, every comforting word and every embrace meant something. I leave teary-eyed and heavy-hearted. Leaving home never gets easier. But as they say, a man’s got to do what a man’s got to do. Until next time, Zimbabwe. Cheers for now. Later is gonna be greater.

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##NjanjaChronicles #TheHomecoming #TheKingIsAround Saturday 11 April will sit firmly in my history books ,one of the most memorable, emotional and deeply satisfying days, all wrapped up in a small bag of love. After a full year of planning, 35 grandchildren travelled from across the globe and gathered at the village in Redhill, Njanja, to honour and celebrate the lives and legacy of our dearly departed grandparents, Joseph Mackenzie Magende Pfende (15/10/1910 – 30/06/1988) and Helen Brooks (06/11/1918 – 17/08/1991). My grandfather settled in Redhill around 1940, where he established the first store in the area. A man of few words, but decisive in action. His story deserves more than a single post. My grandmother, Helen, was the daughter of Ambuya Chitema of Chihota and a Scottish immigrant who left soon after her birth. She was strong, hardworking, and deeply rooted in tradition. Despite standing out , light-skinned, with flowing hair , she became part of the community in a way that mattered. She worked the land tirelessly, alongside workers and, at times, us grandchildren during school holidays, while Granddad worked as a chauffeur for the MD of African Distillers in the 1970s. We also took time to remember our uncles. Roger Brooks-Pfende (10/03/1949 – 21/04/1981), whose life was tragically cut short after unknowingly drinking traditional beer laced with poison at a community function , an incident that shook the entire Denhere community. Onias George “Mapepa” Mackenzie Pfende (20/08/1947 – 20/06/1998) , a surveyor par excellence, a storyteller, and a man full of compassion. His work helped shape places like New Ardbennie Industrial area and Rufaro Stadium. Newton Brooks (10/01/1951 – 07/07/2024) , “the philosopher.” A wise, gentle man, a great listener, and one of those uncles I could run to for advice back in my dating days 😆 And Martin Brooks-Pfende (16/03/1942 – 22/10/2001) , a fighter and a brawler, loved his fast cars and everything that came with being the OG in the hood of Kong 😆 He worked at Salisbury Municipality, later Harare City Council. Worked hard. Played hard. For many of us, it was a remembrance and a reunion. Some cousins I hadn’t seen in 25 years. Some meeting for the very first time. There was laughter. There were stories. Drinks flowed, music carried through the night, and a strong team of murooras made sure no one went hungry. We sat around the fire until the early hours, reconnecting, remembering, and restoring something that time had quietly stretched. It was waaaay more than a gathering, it was a homecoming. And to say I need a recharge is an understatement. I’m off the grid Monday and Tuesday 😆

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#Pause This audio explains why trust in the system is slowly eroding. My story is not unique. EcoCash ,EcoCash Zimbabwe was undoubtedly a game changer for money transactions in Zimbabwe. For years, it made sending and receiving money quick and convenient. However, lately I’ve become disillusioned with the platform’s integrity, checks and balances. Audios circulating on WhatsApp confirm that I’m not the only one concerned, especially when it comes to diaspora remittances and how transactions are being handled. Money transfer platforms like WorldRemit generally offer efficient services, but there is room for improvement when things go wrong. In my case, I accidentally entered one wrong digit in the recipient’s phone number. The money landed in a stranger’s wallet and they were able to use this unexpected “bonus” with no hassle at all. Yes, I fully admit my mistake. But my question is this: how is someone able to withdraw money that was not meant for them, especially when the funds are not in their name? There should be a system where recipients are required to enter their identification number before EcoCash releases the money. Typing a wrong digit is very easy, especially with thick fingers like mine! When I contacted WorldRemit, they explained that once the money leaves their system, they have no control over it and advised me to contact EcoCash for a reversal. But we all know how challenging that process can be. Now, regarding the audios circulating: several people are warning others in their WhatsApp groups not to use EcoCash, claiming money is allegedly being intercepted even before it reaches the intended recipient. Some claim close to 1,000 people have already filed police reports. This situation cannot continue. These companies already have systems in place for cash pick-up services where identification is required. Why not apply the same principle to mobile wallet transactions? All it would take is a simple step: require recipients to enter their ID number before funds are released. It shouldn’t be difficult to implement. This would protect both senders and recipients, and help restore trust in the system.

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#PiePatrol #OrientalPies #Bulawayo Pepper Steak Pie. Last year I reviewed the steak and kidney pie from Bulawayo’s iconic Oriental Pies on Ninth Avenue. That one caused a stir, especially from the Surrey Pie , Marondera fans.😆😆 Fast forward to Wednesday , I got my hands on their pepper steak pie. Missed the UK’s Ambassador to Zimbabwe, Pete “Samaita” Vowles,Pete Vowles by a whisker. Turns out he had just been there minutes before me, grabbing a few pies and chicken samoosas. 😅 Now, to the business at hand on behalf of TeamFuloZim/Global. This pie is packed, no guesswork required. From the first bite, you meet juicy, tender beef, well-seasoned , I’m thinking with crushed peppercorns doing most of the talking. It delivers exactly what it promises. No hunting around like that disappointing Pick 'n'Pay Northend; Bulawayo steak pie I had recently, where I needed three bites to find a lonely cube of beef. Here, every bite counts. No air pockets, no zero empty spaces, solid filling throughout. The pepper doesn’t rush you. It builds and hits the palate like an echo. Around the third bite, it settles in a gentle heat that lingers . It doesn't shout. Only drawback for me is the pastry. It’s a bit pale , "anaemic" and slightly doughy. It could use more browning and a touch of gloss to get that crisp, flaky finish , especially when you compare it to the Surrey Pie out in Marondera. At US$3, though, this is excellent value. Filling, full of flavour, and satisfying. Score: 8.5/10 . TeamFuloZim/Global #TheKingIsAround ##HappinessIsOurBusiness

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